Will You Press The Button?

TiredSoralast year

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou...[Show full comment]

Somebodii9 months ago

Imagine dying, then four years later we figure out how to indefinitely extend the human lifespan.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf14 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho5 years ago

I like pissing :)

coffhar7 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

Vman22039 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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DougBrendle8 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train12 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist6 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony9 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem9 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol3314 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla12 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft9 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan12 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire9 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach12 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Logan monk@ actually, we're not fools. We wanna take life the normal way, not life the easy way. Also, those people who said 1/3 of your life is sspent sleeping, you spend about 15-20 years at most sleeping. People these days usually live to eat longer tha...[Show full comment]

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Chubs_3 years ago

true..

HappyPup110 years ago

More time on the computer

JeffBrenner8 years ago

But I like eating and sleeping

Vistial6 years ago

I"d become a dolphin.

Martin Morris11 years ago

it states you do not need to it not that you have to stop eating;)

derflert8 years ago

Just find a button that gives immortality

Pip66259 years ago

Uh yeah

DontPressit9 years ago

dude you spend 50% of your time sleeping 15% eating and potty. thats 65%. now you cant you wasting your time on these thing if you pressed the butto

Merilille10 years ago

I love sleeping and eating, I'm not giving that up.

mrjij10 years ago

you dont need to but you still can

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

(Sarcastically) Yeah! Oh wait. And if didn’t eat or breathe you’d die.

43125 months ago

这和猝死有什么区别

poihju10 years ago

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TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

Nintendo switch

RavenChan8 years ago

I'm assuming when it says I don't need to eat, it"s not saying I can't eat, right? I love food too much :p

EverlastingMagic9 years ago

Ummm that won't stop me

M. C Fatty9 years ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh nope

Ironthumbs4 years ago

I'm immortal from previous buttons and infinity minus 33 percent is still infinity...

Mr.Gepetto10 years ago

I would i not want eat

KittyAngelLynn10 years ago

exscuse me, i like eating, thats what i do for fun, plus if i ever get pregnant i'll have to eat again because my baby will not have gained that ability

Master Roshi9 years ago

You're a smart young lady.

justmerc7 years ago

Imagine being the only person in the world who doesn't need to worry about dirty bathrooms and kitchens.

Matthew Sharp12 years ago

So basically what I'm hearing is I can lay at the bottom of a pool like I've always wanted to and just relax without the need for air or sleep? I don't see an issue.

lazoreffect9 years ago

No thanks I love eating

Hydrow10 years ago

I'd rather do simple things that actually are pretty fun (yeah i like shitting) then being unable to to them and spare like 3 or 4 days in total at the cost of like 30 years to live.

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago

i don't get why people dont press this, seeing as to how we spend more than 50% of our life doing all these things

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

*remove to eat*

BoiBoixd8 years ago

If you dont need to sleep or eat or anything your organs would just rest giving you much extra time span so you would win win a bit

Trent Richards9 years ago

SLEEPS EPIC

SnowyOLH2 years ago

33% or more percent of your life is just eating, sleeping, breathing and going to the bathroom

That One Person10 years ago

but i love eating and sleeping D:

BetaEchoNovember9 years ago

no fucking way.

MasterTofu5 years ago

I don't get the downside, I think it"s awesome to be self-sustaining until I'm, like, 60+ and then die before I become crippled and unable to do anything.

LozerGaming10 years ago

33% of my life was wasted doing that anyways

KingFlame81548 years ago

I just want to live life normally

Soot7 years ago

Well I wouldn't be able to enjoy candy anymore because I wouldn't be hungry and sleeping is comfortable when your tired also the life span would be dangerous so yeah

Logan Monk12 years ago

Those Non pressing fools

JohanSax9 years ago

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GalacticPeanut 9 years ago

Calm yoself you aint dead

mrjij10 years ago

set world records in not sleeping for longest time, holding your breath and longest period of not eating

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