Will You Press The Button?

TiredSora 3 years ago

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou... [Show full comment]

Think_about_it 6 months ago

92 day shitting vro 😭🥀🥀💔

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf1 5 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho 6 years ago

I like pissing :)

Vman2203 11 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat 10 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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coffhar 9 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

DougBrendle 9 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train 13 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist 7 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony 10 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem 11 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol331 5 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla 13 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft 10 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan 13 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire 10 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach 13 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

justmerc 8 years ago

Imagine being the only person in the world who doesn't need to worry about dirty bathrooms and kitchens.

Matthew Sharp 13 years ago

So basically what I'm hearing is I can lay at the bottom of a pool like I've always wanted to and just relax without the need for air or sleep? I don't see an issue.

lazoreffect 10 years ago

No thanks I love eating

KittyAngelLynn 11 years ago

exscuse me, i like eating, thats what i do for fun, plus if i ever get pregnant i'll have to eat again because my baby will not have gained that ability

Master Roshi 11 years ago

You're a smart young lady.

ThisUsernameIsTaken 10 years ago

*remove to eat*

Hydrow 11 years ago

I'd rather do simple things that actually are pretty fun (yeah i like shitting) then being unable to to them and spare like 3 or 4 days in total at the cost of like 30 years to live.

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted 13 years ago

i don't get why people dont press this, seeing as to how we spend more than 50% of our life doing all these things

SnowyOLH 3 years ago

33% or more percent of your life is just eating, sleeping, breathing and going to the bathroom

That One Person 11 years ago

but i love eating and sleeping D:

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

If you dont need to sleep or eat or anything your organs would just rest giving you much extra time span so you would win win a bit

Trent Richards 11 years ago

SLEEPS EPIC

KingFlame8154 10 years ago

I just want to live life normally

BetaEchoNovember 11 years ago

no fucking way.

MasterTofu 7 years ago

I don't get the downside, I think it"s awesome to be self-sustaining until I'm, like, 60+ and then die before I become crippled and unable to do anything.

LozerGaming 12 years ago

33% of my life was wasted doing that anyways

mrjij 11 years ago

set world records in not sleeping for longest time, holding your breath and longest period of not eating

Soot 8 years ago

Well I wouldn't be able to enjoy candy anymore because I wouldn't be hungry and sleeping is comfortable when your tired also the life span would be dangerous so yeah

Logan Monk 13 years ago

Those Non pressing fools

JohanSax 10 years ago

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GalacticPeanut 10 years ago

Calm yoself you aint dead

Agent007 10 years ago

So this means no cake on your birthday?! And how lonely would you be if you don't sleep

Seemynameyouareagayorgay 30 days ago

I don't care. I just hope I don't embarrass myself on the bus like I did last time.

VLV 11 years ago

Spend my time doing what I want and not waste time

Itonlyafleshwounds 6 years ago

So now hundreds of years with all these buffs losing 30% is still a while

GreenDog3 11 years ago

You can still eat

Birdie73 9 years ago

I don't like life anyway, I will just play the sims until I die

acbomb 8 years ago

You cant cut infinity because I am immortal

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

I can finally nap at the bottom of a lake!

Nextlevel278 10 years ago

I like eating and sleeping but I can live without the rest

Lark Alffenn 11 years ago

I love to eat and sleep what is the point then.

ThisUsernameIsTaken 10 years ago

And change would to would'nt

Luqueasaur 11 years ago

What's the fun of living if I can't eat nor sleep?

Rachaell 9 years ago

you can have anything you want but you have to suffer in a jail for your whole life

someboredidiot 3 years ago

I mean, those things take up a lot of your daily life so honestly, it would probably be worth it. I would like to have someone do it with me though so we can go swimming in the depths of the ocean (because we don't need to breathe) while everyone else is a... [Show full comment]

irishdragon5 11 years ago

In a way, that leaves a significant INCREASE of lifespan. Plus, what if I'm already immortal from another button? ∞*0.666666=∞

Eric-Cartman 9 years ago

Aw sweeeet!

Trent Richards 11 years ago

EATINGS EPIC

jigthe 12 years ago

no because if the didnt eat we will never experience any good taste of chocolade or icecream , sleep if we didnt have to sleep we would be walking alone in dark where no shops are open so its gonna get boring , breathe what about those good food smell you ... [Show full comment]

Queenb97 10 years ago

I love food and sleep

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