Whenever you die you can rise from your ashes like a Phoenix
but
As soon as you rise one person within 100 yards randomly combusts.
I will not

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Gif_ last year
100 yards away is unlikely to do it, get about 50 yards away.
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COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!
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KidScion 11 years ago
So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen
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Grandpotamis 10 years ago
Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

ShadowLaveceStary 10 years ago
So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

xcassie_xox 11 years ago
*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan 10 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt 11 years ago
Someone kills you? lol nope

Shelby Chase 13 years ago
hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer 4 years ago
just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere
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smartass 11 years ago
Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago
Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
I see what sweet revenge your talking

Pomegranate 9 years ago
And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b2198 7 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh2457 9 years ago
So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
Ok!

NotThatGuy 9 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

EnderHIM 9 years ago
keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash 9 years ago
Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme 10 years ago
The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo 10 years ago
No i wanna stay dead.

NeonL 8 years ago
What if it"s whoever just killed u

hsjsvdhvdd 9 years ago
Be a hermit

Tanis Iris Carpenter 13 years ago
Das k

BaileyPuppy 10 years ago
What if your friend or your family are at your funeral? I did not press the button.... <3

Honeybadgerkc31 9 years ago
Why did you decide to resurrect at your funaral

charavsfrisk 11 years ago
So they could live and I can survive

MonoCraeta 8 years ago
Didn't say I don't get to choose which person it is

HyperFlare957 11 years ago
Easy way to dispatch of your most hated celebs/relatives. (I do not condone the action of killing Celebs or Relitives)

NHB 5 years ago
Seems like a win for me

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I BET U THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, DIDN'T YOU?

Butterbuff 12 years ago
I may have accidentally killed a terrorist

Tesla02 9 years ago
What ashes

DasJoosh 9 years ago
I'm hoping to die via 105mm howitzer blast to my face. Do organic fragments of my remains count?

hellarad 12 years ago
I fail to see the downside.

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago
Hell yea. Mass suicide and mass murderer

samomezz 11 years ago
give everyone access to the button. boom. Or will that paradox? what if everyone just starts endlessly dying and rising from ashes?

D-Man 10 years ago
That is funny. One day la la la then I rise and this person is like: AHHHHHHH!!!! BLAAHHHHHH

Alphatech 8 years ago
you would become the unstoppable force in a battlefield

sleazy glick 11 years ago
Wheres the down side?

Andy2 9 years ago
I"l go visit vladimir putin die then explode kill putin then russia is free and trump doesn't have to worry if he has deals with putin cause he"s dead and can't be blackmailed or get into trouble.

Rocket046 9 years ago
Just tell them to go 100 yards away

Rocket046 9 years ago
Wait nope

goldfishy951 12 years ago
Just stand back

ArKade47 10 years ago
Can doesn't mean will

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 5 years ago
i see no downside here

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago
I can't let an innocent die on my behalf.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Die near some overated celebrity so they'll die too.

Thunderbird999 6 years ago
If this button is real, Imma find justin beiber and donald trump. then, I'll commit suicide twice. Boom, literally.

neverhugGeorge 11 years ago
bitch, i would love to see someone combust. XD

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asdguy00 12 years ago
Well, sucks for all the assassins set on me by the other buttons.

Asdfpoop287 7 years ago
What if im in a grave, they are all gone, I rise, and everyone around me is dead? Will thier grave explode?

Bandaniri 11 years ago
Dont read this.

Ironfire_ 11 years ago
me too
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