Whenever you die you can rise from your ashes like a Phoenix
but
As soon as you rise one person within 100 yards randomly combusts.
I will not

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Gif_ last year
100 yards away is unlikely to do it, get about 50 yards away.
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COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!
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KidScion 11 years ago
So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen
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Grandpotamis 10 years ago
Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

ShadowLaveceStary 10 years ago
So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

xcassie_xox 11 years ago
*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan 10 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt 11 years ago
Someone kills you? lol nope

Shelby Chase 13 years ago
hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer 4 years ago
just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere
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smartass 11 years ago
Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago
Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
I see what sweet revenge your talking

Pomegranate 9 years ago
And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b2198 7 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh2457 9 years ago
So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
Ok!

NotThatGuy 9 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

KennytehKat 4 days ago
That's the glorious part it says you can resurrect, not that you have to

EnderHIM 9 years ago
keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash 9 years ago
Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme 10 years ago
The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo 10 years ago
No i wanna stay dead.

BurningBlondie 10 years ago
I'll stand near Trump

Morworld 5 years ago
I really don't give a shit about other people, but I have an extreme sense of self preservation, this question was made for me

CMHammond 11 years ago
Hope I die around people I don't care about, if nobody is that close to me, if I was murdered, they die.

5kyland3rs 9 years ago
So spontaneous human combustion?

danandphil 11 years ago
THAT WOULD BE SO FUN TO WATCH

www73699 6 years ago
i have to be in ashes? guess its time to bring the fire

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SuchGeniousDoge 11 years ago
Such Scam....
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MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
Just go to the desert before you die. Or the middle of the ocean. Somewhere remote where there isn't another person for miles around.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
not in the desert! u never know what strange desert communities u might find.

Kirigaya.kazuto 12 years ago
Just kill yourself next to the person you hate. There

Waddle dee 10 years ago
AHHHHHHH I HAVE GRACEFULLY ARIS- *BOOM fuck.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
XD YES!!!!

Ryan Knowlton 13 years ago
Wheres my x...

CreeperKing88 10 years ago
Hello

kronosthegreat 7 years ago
win win

jordieliz1 11 years ago
Lol (Shelby chase)

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
You CAN! not MUST! this is useful

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
just be 100 yards away from society and nobody can combust

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Cor 9 years ago
It never says WHEN you have to rise. Wait for everyone important to you to leave the general area and then rise.

Calista 12 years ago
Too risky. If I die unexpectedly while someone's within 100 yards of me... Uh-uh, nope, not worth it.

M-M-Marc 5 years ago
before you die, just go to the middle of a desert and if anyone is there, it"s there fault

Arahd Is Gold 12 years ago
Who cares ? You can rise again o/

Bacon100 6 years ago
What if theres no people within 100 yards?

200rock 11 years ago
HAHA I will go into outer space where no one will die hHAHAHahhsdl;kvajsfd

Guajan 8 years ago
Kill urslef in the middle of the sea when ur an old man

GoshDamn 11 years ago
just make sure nobody comes to your funeral...duh

SherlockH-221B 9 years ago
Kill myself near my worst enemies over and over.

The Babadook40 11 years ago
That'd be HILARIOUS to see. XD

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
Just one person and there is no way that your family is 100 yards away from you

faceman2000 4 years ago
THAT"S JUST A WIN-WIN BABY
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