Will You Press The Button?

You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

but

You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Rainbowplayz72577 months ago

Invent a wig

Phantom17 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons4 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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kathprat76119 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby8 years ago

wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall12 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

true

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summersoulsart4 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry7 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

JHarden139 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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FreshwaterSquid7 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart4 years ago

Hello There

Bart Jansen12 years ago

wear a wig

Carret1907 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino7 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_117 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue8 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks1570028908 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian9 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper9 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_019 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 3529 years ago

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Axlwaxle4 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa10 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker12 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes1239 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee12 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ5 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer12 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Daniel Sutherland12 years ago

Uh shave...

Human-ish7 years ago

I'm in I love hats

Teta12149 years ago

Small price to pay...

ParagonLord10 years ago

Just shave your head...

Toffii7 years ago

i could wear a beanie or a wig

sex boy 219 years ago

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Mitchell Dones12 years ago

You're a super genius, find a way to grow hair where you want

redranger049last year

Where a hat.

TFB8 years ago

Shave or wear a wig

Cartersoileau9 years ago

Put a hat on

X101Kurokochi8 years ago

Doesn't say forever so just shave it and let it grow normally or wear a wig or hat.

Nejvex9 years ago

I can just shave it off. I can just wear a hat. I can just wear a cape. THERES NO DOWNSIDE TO THIS. Or it should be You will be the most... but you are bald. Dunno about that.

WarWay19414 years ago

If you are the most intelligent person ever, can't you just figure out a way to fix it?

Hello18 years ago

not bald but if you are there s no downside hair growing liquid would work too( you invented it)

snapnat9 years ago

Buy a wig. Problem solved.

Mcphinnery7 years ago

I'm rich. Surely i"m more that capable of buying a wig or something

seashellvid9 years ago

Hats are an amazing invention

KnownPanda10 years ago

Wear a wig, moron!

Bobyyb6 years ago

W I G

Jummy8 years ago

I don't want to marry a celebrity. I have somebody else in mind =D

Ray Marc10 years ago

FUCK YES!!! Its a win win.

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