You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity
but
You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head
I will not


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Phantom1 9 years ago
So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago
lol funniest thing to post about that
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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago
Invent a wig

kathprat7611 10 years ago
Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 9 years ago
wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago
shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago
true
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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago
Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago
of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif
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JHarden13 10 years ago
Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago
I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago
Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago
HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago
Hello There

Carret190 8 years ago
Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago
Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago
It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago
Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago
i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago
And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago
Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago
Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago
Fin3 i wood g3t lt 7ixed they dld n0t sa7 we cou1d n0t¿ □■●○

Axlwaxle 5 years ago
r/ihadastroke
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KonoDioDa 11 years ago
Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago
rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 10 years ago
WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago
......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago
AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago
I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago
Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Enderknight77 11 years ago
Wears top hat all the time

Tom Milner 13 years ago
>skinhead >problem solved

thebros 5 years ago
win win

NEONGGUY54 10 years ago
Figure out how to not have a dickhead

myselftfg 11 years ago
Lol

Sam1119 8 years ago
Cover the spot

Lokizt 10 years ago
Ermahgerd, celeberity!

ali danesh 11 years ago
wear a short :D

clockwork9654 10 years ago
wear a hat

Spikey 11 years ago
Well i will shave then and divorce because meh i want to marry to the person who i actually love not some famous dude

Ellena 9 years ago
Or a wig

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
It can be a microscopic bald patch covering 0.0001% of my head that no one can see HA LOOPHOLE

DailyFangirl 12 years ago
Because I'm smart, I would fix my ball patch.

AoifeRed 9 years ago
you know what they say, smart people are dickheads

Frieza 11 years ago
Screw it, I love my hair more than my life, I wouldn't shave it even for bill gate' money and hoking' brains.

Xx-Sky-xX 7 years ago
*puts hat on*

coolmoya 10 years ago
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TheSHIELDAgent last year
Neat wig, I choose you

BluefiremarkII 9 years ago
or wear a hat...

Amberisawesomefairytailrules 11 years ago
Durrr just wear a wig or shave
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