Will You Press The Button?

You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

but

You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Rainbowplayz72575 months ago

Invent a wig

Phantom17 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons3 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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kathprat76119 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby8 years ago

wear a hat

summersoulsart4 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall12 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

true

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Papagarry7 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

JHarden138 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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FreshwaterSquid7 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart4 years ago

Hello There

Bart Jansen12 years ago

wear a wig

Carret1907 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino7 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_117 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue7 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks1570028907 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian9 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper9 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_019 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 3529 years ago

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Axlwaxle4 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa9 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker12 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes1239 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee12 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ4 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer12 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland12 years ago

Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

hmetzger4 years ago

Downside?

Emily018 years ago

professional wigs....

MEGATROm1069 years ago

science will save me.

sydneymoss7 years ago

I can’t get married anyways.

danksy9 years ago

I'm smart enough to make hair grow back there in that case so...

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

Hair transplant

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HappySocks999 years ago

Ever heard of a hat? Also, wigs, shaving, etc.

Sean Williams12 years ago

...I always liked hats.

Tauru177 years ago

I"d just go bald, fuck it.

JBarankin9 years ago

If I were that rich I could have surgery to stop that

Allwarden4710 years ago

Einstein was not the smartest person in history. He was determined enough that he figured things out, but there have been others smarter

PiaMichalandos8 years ago

it never said how big the bald patch was? it could be microscopic

Danny Buranich12 years ago

Just cover it up with something, not that hard.

Draco_Elara4 years ago

shave and wear a hat

Redz8 years ago

What"s the good side?

Drwiggles9 years ago

Shave all your hair or wear a wig

Swegify8 years ago

i think ill go with my crush

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy9 years ago

Anybody ever think of wearing a hat? If that doesn't work, get fake hair and cover that baldpatch

Angry_Sandwitch6 years ago

But what if I don’t want to marry a celebrity?

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