You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity
but
You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head
I will not


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Phantom1 9 years ago
So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago
lol funniest thing to post about that
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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago
Invent a wig

kathprat7611 11 years ago
Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago
wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago
shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago
true
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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago
Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago
of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif
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JHarden13 10 years ago
Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago
I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago
Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago
HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago
Hello There

Carret190 9 years ago
Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago
Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago
It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago
Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago
i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago
And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago
Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago
Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago
Fin3 i wood g3t lt 7ixed they dld n0t sa7 we cou1d n0t¿ □■●○

Axlwaxle 5 years ago
r/ihadastroke
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KonoDioDa 11 years ago
Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago
rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 11 years ago
WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago
......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago
AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago
I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago
Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

TheGuyThatIsNamedMats 9 years ago
I can pee trough my head

Loopiloop 11 years ago
My favourite celebrity is male and dead and I'm male too so hell no!

Firedrago8604 5 years ago
https://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/500158

EmilyOwlrider 10 years ago
This is why humanity invented hats, to cover up the d**ks on your head.

XXLOOPYDDUEXX 11 years ago
If ur considered the next einstein or the present day einstein than u should be able to find a way around that bald spot like a way to grow hair faster or u could just get long hair and cover it

Xxjokovic 9 years ago
Fuck yeah

Oldiron_79 10 years ago
Go Mr Clean with it

Thegreatjoshua 11 years ago
So what If I have a bald spot? I'll just use some damn wig to cover it.

Cinnamonbunny112 8 years ago
Downside???

thelocalcannon 10 years ago
mimic my math teacher

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago
Shave my head and wear a wig

Richierich 9 years ago
Then go completely bald

CaydenIsHere 10 years ago
If you meet a girl with weird ass kinks and have them lick it... Help me

thecoldforest 12 years ago
That's what wigs are for!

Reider 9 years ago
Hats

Mr.EpicDog1008 11 years ago
Umm I don't see anything wrong 🎓wear this this will show smartness and hide your baldspot

Miggip22 9 years ago
Why......

vSOLIDvSNAKEv 11 years ago
Even if you had to walk around like that not shaven or covered up. Who gives a crap when your super smart, rich and have an amazing partner!

Erron Fish 13 years ago
For the intelligence, I don't mind.

Cummins 2 years ago
Hair implants are a thing
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