When you die, you go to heaven
but
You can't fap
I will not


Maerinlast year
I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram8 years ago
I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot7 years ago
Me neither.
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Grutzma9 years ago
This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev7 years ago
No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping
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Onion Kiwi9 years ago
Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

FuckedUpCat2 months ago
Same here

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago
Ya I don't fap.

Tricky8 years ago
How old are you again?

Chris Can Fly12 years ago
Good thing Im Atheist √

okigarcia20058 years ago
thats not a good thing
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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago
Win win for the girls.

pdog3148 years ago
God is real

Fekisa2 years ago
If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
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pdog3148 years ago
I am girl so ha

Tricky8 years ago
Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate
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Trailman057 years ago
The upside is actually true

Vonpoop7 years ago
What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago
Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me
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Familybuziness7 years ago
I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne8 years ago
I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago
Technically yes

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande8 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd8 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B8 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog8 years ago
Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1279 years ago
I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons9 years ago
Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso9 years ago
Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym9 years ago
god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1019 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army9 years ago
NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette9 years ago
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08059 years ago
Whats fap 😰

Mghanem56 9 years ago
It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker12 years ago
Other people Fap you

Emeraldking6 years ago
Woe das gud
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Jacob Durst12 years ago
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr8 years ago
*FAP*
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Angel Eyler12 years ago
not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails8 years ago
well, dur dur
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thehawkman11 years ago
Idk im kinda leaning to heaven

Sepriolus4 years ago
Where"s the upside? I'm going to Heaven, anyway.

Mexican Deadpool9 years ago
Rlly People You Want To Fap More The Going To Heaven Well Your All goin To hell

Dawnfire52127 years ago
Doesn't matter, I know I'm going to hell anyways.

GamerRooZ9 years ago
No such thing anyway and I don't fap I wank :)

pdog3148 years ago
god is real

dankmemes1017 years ago
Whoop, I'm back. Sorry for the delay, I have this thing called a life that I had to get back to for a while. Alright, let"s see what bullshit you"ve said this time. Ok. First of all, if you want to leave this conversation thinking you"ve won, go ahead. If ...[Show full comment]
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REBOOTG9 years ago
U can do so much more.

AzaleaBurrows8 years ago
Heaven on earth 😏😂😂

NinjaSwag2kl9 years ago
I say fuck heaven I would like to go to hell since you atlest get emotions

splooge bob9 years ago
Dont say no sex...

Lemonboi3605 years ago
It didn't say that someone can't give you a hand job ._.

AsyBasy8 years ago
WHAT IS HEAVEN WITHOUT FAPPING? NOTHING!!!

beatles1410 years ago
Atheism win 😎

TorrentialChaoss4 months ago
I don’t even know what that means and I don’t think I want to…

OnePunchM87 years ago
Let your angel-girlfriend fap you, ITS THE PARADISE ITS NOT CALLED THAT FOR A REASON!

MLGGEODASH9 years ago
NOOOOOOO THOSE BASTARDS

MrRavenwood3 years ago
It says no fap not no sex

kircial9 years ago
push the button, suicide, win everything !

Feraligatr8 years ago
NO FAPPING! YES!

asdfgawc110 years ago
could you fap in heaven?

MilesTails8 years ago
I don't masturbate anymore ;/

TheQuestionIsWillYOU9 years ago
Heaven doesn't exist.
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