If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.
NiftyChibi7 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.
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liamjgrande8 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself
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Francoisomenerd8 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways
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SherlockH-221B8 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol
NiftyChibi7 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.
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tacodog8 years ago
Whoever made this is weird :(
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Claritygirl1279 years ago
I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.
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DoctorLemons9 years ago
Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.
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tanakaisawso9 years ago
Ha I'm a girl win win
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castawaycym9 years ago
god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this :
hail the flying spaghetti monster!
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.
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Rosy08059 years ago
Whats fap 😰
Mghanem56 9 years ago
It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements
Rlly People You Want To Fap More The Going To Heaven Well Your All goin To hell
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Dawnfire52127 years ago
Doesn't matter, I know I'm going to hell anyways.
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GamerRooZ9 years ago
No such thing anyway and I don't fap I wank :)
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pdog3148 years ago
god is real
dankmemes1017 years ago
Whoop, I'm back. Sorry for the delay, I have this thing called a life that I had to get back to for a while. Alright, let"s see what bullshit you"ve said this time. Ok. First of all, if you want to leave this conversation thinking you"ve won, go ahead. If ...[Show full comment]
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