Will You Press The Button?

Maerin 3 years ago

I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram 10 years ago

I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot 8 years ago

Me neither.

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Grutzma 11 years ago

This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev 9 years ago

No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping

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Onion Kiwi 11 years ago

Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

FuckedUpCat 2 years ago

Same here

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Ya I don't fap.

Tricky 10 years ago

How old are you again?

tacodog 10 years ago

Whoever made this is weird :(

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Win win for the girls.

Chris Can Fly 13 years ago

Good thing Im Atheist âˆš

okigarcia2005 9 years ago

thats not a good thing

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pdog314 10 years ago

I am girl so ha

Tricky 10 years ago

Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate

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Trailman05 9 years ago

The upside is actually true

Vonpoop 9 years ago

What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX 7 years ago

Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me

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Familybuziness 9 years ago

I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne 9 years ago

I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX 7 years ago

Technically yes

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago

I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande 9 years ago

I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd 9 years ago

dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B 9 years ago

Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

pdog314 10 years ago

God is real

Fekisa 3 years ago

If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.

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Claritygirl127 10 years ago

I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons 10 years ago

Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso 10 years ago

Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym 10 years ago

god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro101 11 years ago

I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army 10 years ago

NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette 11 years ago

Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

James Hungdaddy Booker 13 years ago

Other people Fap you

Emeraldking 7 years ago

Woe das gud

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Rosy0805 11 years ago

Whats fap ðŸ˜°

Mghanem56 11 years ago

It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

Jacob Durst 13 years ago

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr 10 years ago

*FAP*

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Angel Eyler 13 years ago

not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails 9 years ago

well, dur dur

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NiftyChibi 8 years ago

LOOPHOLE: Fap in Heaven.

fantasticalWyrm 11 years ago

Good, can finally stop....wait a second, the camera still on? CUT IT OUT!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

What"s fap? Was that supposed to be rap?

CursedFlames 11 years ago

Heaven isn't real, so this is pointless.

Epic_nugget 7 months ago

I’m already going to heaven.

mein-fuhrer 9 years ago

it isn't heaven without fapping

NHLBlaster 11 years ago

I'm not Christian

asshole 11 years ago

Who needs to fap when you're having sex. And if u aren't having sex it isn't heaven in my book.

boobysfart27 4 years ago

a heaven with no fap is no heaven

pdog314 10 years ago

what is fap

tacodog 10 years ago

Fap means to masterbate. Don't feel bad, I had to look it up before deciding. I dont fap.

ticousen_ 5 years ago

I already have done atleast one of the seven deadly sins so… sure.

kit100kat 11 years ago

HEAVEN DOES EXSIST

Eri 11 years ago

Exist*

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Haha i know I'm going to hell so Satan will let me do so surely. He"s a nice guy, he sure will let me

giant_hobbit 11 years ago

In any heaven that's worth going to, you can get laid all you want.

Theiofit 9 years ago

Pretty sure my dick would shrivel into a vagina. Never tried being a woman

SuperKael 11 years ago

Honestly it depends, while in heaven, will I still have the urge? it's something I would not do if it weren't for my primal human urges...

I_Love_Vussy 10 years ago

I can't fap, but who said I CAN'T BE FAPPED?

macropenis 9 years ago

Not worth it

RavenXBeastBoy 11 years ago

V IKR IM 10

235x0 2 years ago

I don't want to go to heaven. That isn't a joke I want to be reincarnated instead ideally in another universe.

alolguy 8 years ago

Just make love all the way anyway if you cant practice

johnny gat that sort of right guy 11 years ago

what flap mean u fly still live normal life but go to heaven

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