Will You Press The Button?

Maerinlast year

I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram8 years ago

I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot7 years ago

Me neither.

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Grutzma9 years ago

This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev7 years ago

No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

Same here

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Ya I don't fap.

Tricky8 years ago

How old are you again?

Chris Can Fly12 years ago

Good thing Im Atheist âˆš

okigarcia20058 years ago

thats not a good thing

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

Win win for the girls.

pdog3148 years ago

God is real

Fekisa2 years ago

If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.

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pdog3148 years ago

I am girl so ha

Tricky8 years ago

Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate

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Trailman057 years ago

The upside is actually true

Vonpoop7 years ago

What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me

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Familybuziness7 years ago

I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne8 years ago

I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Technically yes

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande8 years ago

I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd8 years ago

dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog8 years ago

Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1279 years ago

I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons9 years ago

Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso9 years ago

Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym9 years ago

god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1019 years ago

I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army9 years ago

NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette9 years ago

Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08059 years ago

Whats fap ðŸ˜°

Mghanem56 9 years ago

It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker12 years ago

Other people Fap you

Emeraldking6 years ago

Woe das gud

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Jacob Durst12 years ago

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr8 years ago

*FAP*

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Angel Eyler12 years ago

not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails8 years ago

well, dur dur

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Anonymas ninja9 years ago

Iam.jew soooooo fuck god

Chris Villacorta12 years ago

Not fap? Fuck you god!!!

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

It gets overpopulated because nobody dies there so I don’t want to be in an overpopulated mess

Lapis Lazuli9 years ago

the heck is heaven and what is this "fap"?

DaNerdTront8 years ago

Time to kill myself

MilesTails8 years ago

But you will still never fap...

CommonSenseFoReal9 years ago

Good thing i have a girlfriend.

MajZore6 years ago

Im atheist, so NO

TheSlimGod9 years ago

Heck no not worth it. ill just go there legitly

Donderpants10 years ago

So guaranteed entry into a place that's supposed to be perfect for all of eternity? I might consider it.

Celia Ace9 years ago

I can't fap actually.

LAMPï¿¦9 years ago

How

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Idk what fap is but its worth it

hshugosalvador3 years ago

WHY DID PEOPLE VOTED YES HELP

seemsgreat9 years ago

Why fap when you can reproduce

Uhoh7 years ago

Loophole, rename fap and rename suffer to fap.

Pablo_inokinesis9 years ago

When you die, you go to heaven = will not press

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

there isn't any god and when you die you"re just dead and heaven"s just a fairytale to put you to bed

Ludibrialan9 years ago

hell.... i'm going for you

LontraAhnudos8 years ago

can i kill myself imediatly after?

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Lucas Estevez12 years ago

Now tell me >>> WHO THE FUCK FAPS IN FRIGGIN HEAVEN?!

Impulse1238 years ago

What is fap?

Impulse1238 years ago

NEVER MIND PLEASE DONT! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!

DemonFoxMC9 years ago

I don't care for this one because I don't believe in any religion

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