You have unlimited money
but
A homing briefcase will chase you around and if it touches you, you die
I will not

Random_Japanese_guy 2 years ago
“Good job, agent 47.”

Shibbity last year
average briefcase is 1-4 pounds when empty, just hire someone for 1000 or smth to put a 20 pound weight in it

CarsonLujan 3 years ago
Doesn't specify if it can be stopped or not. Just hire people to take care of it and lock it away in a facility deep underground. Problem solved.

meatloave last year
it moves at .0000000000000000000001 mph . i wear some gloves , throw a towel over it , pick it up b y its handle and bag it in a trash bag. i could put it in a safe and keep it in a storage room of concrete with a steel door at the lowest level of my sup... [Show full comment]

cuttlefishCuddler 2 years ago
)(ow fast?

Mr.Right212deh3rd 3 years ago
Uuuh, it’s worth it, it’s like that snail

Strxmony 2 years ago
Have someone grab that briefcase!

Ashley0201 5 months ago
This one is killling me? 🤣🤣 how fast is the briefcase

BabyDeer last year
Briefcases cant move...

CiaIIo 6 months ago
B养的蜗牛还在追我

ThatGuyThere 2 years ago
The snail assassin. Also put a bucket on top and a weight. Easy

SmugRock 3 years ago
Doesn’t say at what speed. 0.0000000000000000000000000000001mph briefcase

JZT530 last month
我雇佣别人毁灭那个公文包

marry-chen last year
被一个公文包追,我觉得还蛮酷的,但可惜我是个很怕死的人

Equal_Juicy 2 years ago
What if the briefcase is so slow...

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago
Just use your money to dig a huge hole, put the thing in a metal box, bury it, and forget about it

CaptainOrangeJuice 2 years ago
just break it or something idk

fortniteman 3 years ago
im going to kill william beepfish esquire

Verysmartpersom 8 hours ago
a lot of people are saying something along the lines of "trap in in a box/room" but this button is probably referencing the hitman briefcase, which can go through walls and floors to hit its target.

qcjs 2 years ago
I can let others put it in a locked chest!

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago
Just use the money to dig a big hole, put the case in a steel box, close it, bury it, and forget about it. Win

thefogiscomingthefogiscoming 3 years ago
why is it a briefcase?

_STUPIDGAYPERSON_ last year
just had some people take care of it

BuXiX 2 years ago
It's like the snail, but with money.

Epic_nugget 5 months ago
How can a briefcase move much less come after me

jsihhh last year
为什么会有人不按啊,公文包锁起来不就好了,难道这个自动归位是会瞬移的意思吗

Niggakiller 10 months ago
More money to the sodastream fund!!

SpaceGamesy 3 years ago
hire people to catch it, contain it and bury it deep underground in a meter-thick tungsten box
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