You have unlimited money
but
A homing briefcase will chase you around and if it touches you, you die
I will not


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Shibbity3 months ago
average briefcase is 1-4 pounds when empty, just hire someone for 1000 or smth to put a 20 pound weight in it

Random_Japanese_guylast year
“Good job, agent 47.”

CarsonLujan2 years ago
Doesn't specify if it can be stopped or not. Just hire people to take care of it and lock it away in a facility deep underground. Problem solved.

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year
)(ow fast?

Mr.Right212deh3rd2 years ago
Uuuh, it’s worth it, it’s like that snail

Strxmony9 months ago
Have someone grab that briefcase!

BabyDeer2 months ago
Briefcases cant move...

ThatGuyThere9 months ago
The snail assassin. Also put a bucket on top and a weight. Easy

SmugRocklast year
Doesn’t say at what speed. 0.0000000000000000000000000000001mph briefcase

marry-chen9 days ago
被一个公文包追，我觉得还蛮酷的，但可惜我是个很怕死的人

Equal_Juicy11 months ago
What if the briefcase is so slow...

CaptainOrangeJuice4 months ago
just break it or something idk

fortnitemanlast year
im going to kill william beepfish esquire

qcjs10 months ago
I can let others put it in a locked chest！

thefogiscomingthefogiscominglast year
why is it a briefcase?

BuXiX10 months ago
It's like the snail, but with money.

jsihhh2 months ago
为什么会有人不按啊，公文包锁起来不就好了，难道这个自动归位是会瞬移的意思吗

SpaceGamesy2 years ago
hire people to catch it, contain it and bury it deep underground in a meter-thick tungsten box
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