Will You Press The Button?

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Flameice2 10 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPO 2 years ago

Cause yea

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Gabor 8 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf 7 years ago

Join the typos party

Manama mama 10 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf 7 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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imavirginnn 5 years ago

lort

OugaBouga 6 years ago

I see no upside.

Greatcat 9 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf 7 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke 9 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf 7 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury 9 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve 9 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf 7 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite 9 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LORT

Themauf 7 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Hazza06 6 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Untedbear 11 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol 11 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf 7 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer 13 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell94 6 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Canif 8 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Phanom 12 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf 7 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone 13 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet 11 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter 13 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz 9 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek 13 years ago

Downside?

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim 13 years ago

being the ring bearer is a bad thin

Panifex 9 years ago

Alert: upside not found

Themauf 7 years ago

The upside is in the typos

deadthybug 11 years ago

What if Gollum attacks you

Timelypat 9 years ago

Gollum is not the problem here...

Themauf 7 years ago

Gollum isn't here. period.

Pokemonic 11 years ago

What does the ring even do!?!?!?!?!?!?

Themauf 7 years ago

All it does is making you invisble, and insane, and a bad guy would hunt you but the thing is that you"re already going to his volcano by yourself so why would he do that?

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Hexxonn 11 years ago

upside = bragging rights

Namelessgameing 10 years ago

You get to keep the one ring. which ring. Lort ah that explains everything. ':[ you have to give Goldman piggy back ride who is Gollum in the giant Stone Golem specific plz!! And keeping the Ring in Lord of the Rings would kill Frodo anyway because it brin... [Show full comment]

ThatsMyBoiJacob 9 years ago

I dont understand?

Themauf 7 years ago

Yea I think you don't why are you asking?

Airdrift 11 years ago

No thanks X'D

Squirtleawesome 12 years ago

who's golem. Sounds like a big rock

Themauf 7 years ago

BURNED

ç™½å· ãƒžã‚»ãƒ« 13 years ago

Lord of Ring The? I dont want a chinese copy of the LOTR ring

Mamador_3000 2 years ago

Errr wut

captainweekend 10 years ago

(Lord of rings the)

Zacary 11 years ago

itsent that what happens to frodo through out the WHOLE movie

QuantumPlatyus47 10 years ago

What does the one ring do anyway? Turns you invisible and insane. Pfffff

Themauf 7 years ago

Useless

Fedorable 11 years ago

LORT is Lord of the Rings and Gollum is completely obsessed with the ring. Side note- wouldn't keeping the ring make you insane anyway?

Themauf 7 years ago

It'll make you taller gollum

plebo 8 years ago

lotr gollum and both are downsides so why the hell would you ever do that

Themauf 7 years ago

Cuz the lort ring is different from the lotr ring, and golem isn't gollum, he is actually a really nice person that helps you with the piggyback and has a weird name

Damien Mcdonnell 13 years ago

chuck the one ring down a deep deep deep chasm for frodos finger as payment

The_coder01 9 years ago

What is lort I know what lotr is but not lort

Themauf 7 years ago

It"s short for LORT of the rings

DarthBinary 11 years ago

I'm no good at fishing, precioussss.

Sylen 9 years ago

Wow I love lort Lord of Rings the

Themauf 7 years ago

Yea it"s my favorite food

nerdybird611 11 years ago

I dont follow Lord of the Rings

Badger Punk 11 years ago

What lort I know what lotr us

XavierBob 10 years ago

Dacrap

solgaleo 9 years ago

Clearly they mentioned golem as in the crazy person that first found that ring

No name123 11 years ago

Did you know that lort means shit in danish

raxorbangss 12 years ago

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Mackenzie 11 years ago

What's the 'one ring', and who's 'golem'?

Themauf 7 years ago

@DarthBinary, read Lord of Rings the by RRJ Tollcan

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StJohn Ainger 13 years ago

Gollum*

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