Will You Press The Button?

Flameice2 8 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPOlast year

Cause yea

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Andrew-avyx9 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Gabor7 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf6 years ago

Join the typos party

imavirginnn4 years ago

lort

Manama mama 9 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf6 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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OugaBouga5 years ago

I see no upside.

Hazza065 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Greatcat7 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf6 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke8 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf6 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury8 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve8 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf6 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite8 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LORT

Themauf6 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Untedbear9 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking2 years ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol9 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf6 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Canif7 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer12 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell944 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Phanom10 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf6 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone12 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet9 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter12 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz7 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek12 years ago

Downside?

plebo7 years ago

lotr gollum and both are downsides so why the hell would you ever do that

Themauf6 years ago

Cuz the lort ring is different from the lotr ring, and golem isn't gollum, he is actually a really nice person that helps you with the piggyback and has a weird name

QuantumPlatyus479 years ago

What does the one ring do anyway? Turns you invisible and insane. Pfffff

Themauf6 years ago

Useless

Fedorable10 years ago

LORT is Lord of the Rings and Gollum is completely obsessed with the ring. Side note- wouldn't keeping the ring make you insane anyway?

Themauf6 years ago

It'll make you taller gollum

DarthBinary 9 years ago

I'm no good at fishing, precioussss.

Damien Mcdonnell12 years ago

chuck the one ring down a deep deep deep chasm for frodos finger as payment

The_coder018 years ago

What is lort I know what lotr is but not lort

Themauf6 years ago

It"s short for LORT of the rings

Sylen8 years ago

Wow I love lort Lord of Rings the

Themauf6 years ago

Yea it"s my favorite food

nerdybird6119 years ago

I dont follow Lord of the Rings

XavierBob9 years ago

Dacrap

Badger Punk9 years ago

What lort I know what lotr us

raxorbangss10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

solgaleo7 years ago

Clearly they mentioned golem as in the crazy person that first found that ring

No name1239 years ago

Did you know that lort means shit in danish

Mackenzie9 years ago

What's the 'one ring', and who's 'golem'?

Themauf6 years ago

@DarthBinary, read Lord of Rings the by RRJ Tollcan

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StJohn Ainger12 years ago

Gollum*

rockoutwithme44 9 years ago

The golem will be fake, and small as a dime, problem solved

DontPressButton8 years ago

What"s lort?

hallofcres10 years ago

I don't need the ring and golems are heavy

Dunies457xxx7 years ago

No, just no.

Suchtkrebs9 years ago

I don't want the one ring. My finger will stop being bleeding if I wear.

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

Whats a Golem

owenr489 years ago

The bald ugly fella in lord of the rings.

Olivia Nordlund12 years ago

lort

bobthebogan7 years ago

the one ring corrupts, gollum used to be a hobbit, now look at "im

MasterOfPuppets9 years ago

Yay adventure!

SciArtHerp8 years ago

No thanks.

YeePhr0g4 years ago

huh?

Kelvid8 years ago

I want this just for gollum. I don't even want the ring xD

coolkid55789 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ella_grace_34 9 years ago

I do not understand this, because I am not a Lord of The Rings Nerd.

Themauf6 years ago

You dont need to, you need to be a Lord of Rings The nerd

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