You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
I will not

duckbutt 11 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle 9 years ago
ikr what jerks
Load more replies

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST 8 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
Load more replies

MikaylaHanson 10 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose 9 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
Load more replies

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn 9 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
Load more replies

Rainbows_Are_Real 10 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer35 8 years ago
same
Load more replies

Hamza Qureshi 13 years ago
i was lonely anyways

MaxBramley 8 years ago
Fuck you the 35% who pressed the button

Merilille 11 years ago
What friends?

ALIEN-OG 10 years ago
Do I,get to choose my friend

Maxumizer 12 years ago
Get new friends

CreepyProxy123 10 years ago
Make new ones, plenty of fish in the sea.

Carry on my wayward bitch 11 years ago
.. I have like one actual friend. So yeah.

pokemazz 10 years ago
I'll interpert that as the constellation.

Myles Garrett Guest 13 years ago
Wait, no. It says lose, not expose. damn

Shadow_Ultimate 4 years ago
Ha! I already have that upside

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
only have 1.

DailyCringeSauce 9 years ago
The internet is my friend and if i look up cancer there is already results.. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

TheBronzeCannon 6 years ago
I need to put on weight

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago
I only have one friend being my GF, the others who I moderately like are more of acquaintances than anything else.

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago
Ayyy

Zomshmee 11 years ago
As long as I get to choose and choose my girlfriend I'm fine with this option. F*ck other people than her they can jump off a bridge.

SepticGirl900 10 years ago
HAHA jokes on you I have no friends HAHA.....ha

ArchonShadows 11 years ago
i only have 1 friend. so HA

saffronScavenger 9 years ago
ill just make new ones.

phantasia 12 years ago
That's so cruel... DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say... [Show full comment]

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Only have one friend

AriaAxioma 8 years ago
But I have only one friend

TimeGoat 10 years ago
Time to unfriend everyone but one person.

Manning Libby 13 years ago
This was a hard decision. Jk. JK. Im sorry my friends dont kill me ;n;

KICWTYININ 3 years ago
I do not have friends

Raf 11 years ago
What if you only have one friend?

MyNameIsJeff1234 8 years ago
ha, jokes on you i only have one that"s not a cousin so techically one

CaptinGamer 11 years ago
2 annoying friends, win win either way

Obi-Wan 6 years ago
i have only one friend

flyingturret208 11 years ago
I only have 1 friend other moved and I disbanded with the others and also I would eat a transformation pill and look even more amazing

AngryJokerPyro 9 years ago
quality over quantity

NatureMaster64 11 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ... [Show full comment]

KatFarmer 10 years ago
I only have one friend so no one dies and I can eat...

Jorge Alexys Reyes 13 years ago
I don't have many friends- they can fight to the death to see who lives.

Dragborg 9 years ago
Just claim all your freinds are close aquantices and claim your enemes as freinds

spasticVocalist 11 years ago
doesn't say they don't survive

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED 10 years ago
YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

UnknownToffee334 7 years ago
What if you only have one friend...

RepeaterGamer 11 years ago
I can make new friends cuz i lool awesome.

NinjaKoala 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

KyoyaHeoya 8 years ago
But they didnt say "best friends" right? so our best friends wouldnt die, only our normal friends. Or am i wrong?

ElectronicalSB 11 years ago
your friend with cancer is still going to leave you cause they will die of there sickness.

i8toast 11 years ago
I think it was supposed to be written: "you lose all your friends, except one, to cancer." Understand now? You only keep one friend.

dcicio7 12 years ago
I only need one friend, My technology

Sarakun 9 years ago
I eat alot and I'm not that fat anyways

Apocalypse_2 11 years ago
I already look amazing
Load more comments