You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
I will not


duckbutt9 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle7 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson8 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose7 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann12 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn7 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real8 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer357 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi12 years ago
i was lonely anyways

KingFruit10 years ago
Don't trust the "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE" is just bullshit. Don't worry

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Haha i dont have friends

Ketchuplord4 years ago
i mean technically i don't really care that much about my other friends but one so i'll let my friends that i don't care about that much as my other friend dead then he will be alive

WTFCommentz9 years ago
I already lost my friends they all died and one is currently dying of cancer now...

Mike90907 years ago
Lol I can already eat anything I want, except then I have to steal it because I don't want to buy it.

Sanara9 years ago
Not worth it, and shosing it would be very selfish

Dramallama45925 years ago
Bold of you to assume I have friends.

xxkillxx249 years ago
is'nt that pewdiepie

TwilightKitsune668 years ago
I only have one friend :3

ElementInsanity10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

MaxBramley7 years ago
Fuck you the 35% who pressed the button

Merilille9 years ago
What friends?

ALIEN-OG8 years ago
Do I,get to choose my friend

Maxumizer11 years ago
Get new friends

CreepyProxy1239 years ago
Make new ones, plenty of fish in the sea.

pokemazz8 years ago
I'll interpert that as the constellation.

Myles Garrett Guest12 years ago
Wait, no. It says lose, not expose. damn

Shadow_Ultimate3 years ago
Ha! I already have that upside

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only have 1.

DailyCringeSauce7 years ago
The internet is my friend and if i look up cancer there is already results.. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

Carry on my wayward bitch9 years ago
.. I have like one actual friend. So yeah.

TheBronzeCannon5 years ago
I need to put on weight

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
I only have one friend being my GF, the others who I moderately like are more of acquaintances than anything else.

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago
Ayyy

Zomshmee10 years ago
As long as I get to choose and choose my girlfriend I'm fine with this option. F*ck other people than her they can jump off a bridge.

SepticGirl9009 years ago
HAHA jokes on you I have no friends HAHA.....ha

saffronScavenger8 years ago
ill just make new ones.

phantasia10 years ago
That's so cruel... DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say...[Show full comment]

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Only have one friend

AriaAxioma6 years ago
But I have only one friend

ArchonShadows9 years ago
i only have 1 friend. so HA

KICWTYININlast year
I do not have friends

Raf9 years ago
What if you only have one friend?

MyNameIsJeff12347 years ago
ha, jokes on you i only have one that"s not a cousin so techically one

CaptinGamer9 years ago
2 annoying friends, win win either way

TimeGoat8 years ago
Time to unfriend everyone but one person.

Manning Libby12 years ago
This was a hard decision. Jk. JK. Im sorry my friends dont kill me ;n;

AngryJokerPyro7 years ago
quality over quantity

NatureMaster6410 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]

KatFarmer8 years ago
I only have one friend so no one dies and I can eat...

Jorge Alexys Reyes12 years ago
I don't have many friends- they can fight to the death to see who lives.

Obi-Wan4 years ago
i have only one friend

flyingturret2089 years ago
I only have 1 friend other moved and I disbanded with the others and also I would eat a transformation pill and look even more amazing

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED9 years ago
YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!
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