You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
I will not


duckbutt9 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle7 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson8 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose7 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann12 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn7 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real8 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer357 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi12 years ago
i was lonely anyways

Commissar9 years ago
Not worth it

origami_maker90006 years ago
If I have my best friend and my crush, I'll be happy

xXxNonScoperPewdiePie3609 years ago
My butt is cool

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't have friends. I have BEST friends :D

Magickmaster10 years ago
Slow cancer.

thethinker_jr7 years ago
If you lose your friends be friends again

deathburn559 years ago
I only have one friend

Emilykats8 years ago
Wait can I press the button after me and him are boyfriend and girlfriend so ally stupid ass bitches friends will fuck off

Yoshi Otis Williams12 years ago
i could never risk my best friend like this, almost anyone else, but never my best friend

boykisser11 months ago
NO DOWNSIDE POGG

squid_water9 years ago
be mean to them, they won't be your friends. come back press the button. be friends again.

NaixinZong8 years ago
its just like saying i have any friends

Keitro4 years ago
fuck yeah

Gabrielpds9 years ago
Well, I already have just one friend anyway...

pandafanlolz9 years ago
I don't have friends :(

SigurdCi5 years ago
That"s not the law of equivalent exchange

RepeaterGamer 9 years ago
I can make new friends cuz i look awesome.

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Uh oh.

logicalreasons10 years ago
spacistVocalist Tru

elite king8 years ago
Ok what type of cancer

MusashiKaneko8 years ago
Im already able to eat anything with out gaining much weight lowkey

evestraw10 years ago
only have 1 friend i win..... :'(

NinjaKoala9 years ago
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FlamingChoco7 years ago
Do i get to choose who gets cancer?

i8toast9 years ago
Wait why did I press this button I just remembered I have a super high metabolism... I ALREADY HAVE THIS POWER...

babajima2 years ago
what the fuck is this?

PTXistential.crisis9 years ago
I only have one friend

Mcalainaw7 years ago
That depends, which friend? Or Facebook friend?

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago
i basically already eat as much as i want and i"m still healthy weight so jokes on YOU

Nathaniel Douglas12 years ago
i only have one friend anyways

abcx7 years ago
Do I lose them instantly or will I see them die? "Cause the latter would be much more painful.

creeper8579 years ago
if you have 1 friend you have no downside xd

Tactleneck8 years ago
I pressed it, not ashamed to admit how vain i am.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4 years ago
I have a "friend" that I don't spend time and get along on a regular basis, so I can't call him a friend, more like a mentor or something.

DeuxusHarib9 years ago
my friends list isn't so long....

Beesqueezy9 years ago
Jokes on you, plenty of my friends have died and i have a fast matablism and i dont gain weight

Pinto5896 years ago
Rip my 1/2 of my freinds

CrimsonNitroFirework9 years ago
…I like food… but I like my friends more… SCREW THIS FUDGE! XD

lovey8269 years ago
I LIKE F00D TOO, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE US CHOOSEEE

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
Haha

xXGeorgeBushXx10 years ago
I only have one friend anyways

Dragon_Introvert7 years ago
Haha I have one friend

Sa_Fire9 years ago
What if I eat a bring-my-friends-back-to-life pill?

Kulles8 years ago
Not being able to gain weight is a downside for me.

Re Re Thomas12 years ago
yeah...i already have that...sooo..... :/
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