Pokemon are real
but
your life span is cut in half each time you capture a new Pokemon.
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
F Pokemon.

TheButtonOfficial 10 months ago
What they do to u :(

shadowhacked 11 years ago
just clicked an immortality button

King butter 11 years ago
Meg to
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Kai Black 13 years ago
Catch Ho-Oh, make a wish to never die. Come at me.

moied 5 years ago
Can you capture ho oh
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WarWay1941 5 years ago
Who says you need to catch one? You could easily go to a "pet" store and buy them That or the black market >;)

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago
True.

Hereuall2 9 years ago
I’ll never die Besides even if I do I’ll just catch another Pokémon as a ghost Pokémon I’ll be the first ghost trainer

Hereuall2 9 years ago
I will be both a Pokémon and a trainer

Serano 8 years ago
Pokémon Gonna catch them all

SenpaiDaddy 8 years ago
Well then I can have 100+ since those people in pokemon don't seem to age anyway so as long as you aren't to greedy it comes with infinite lifespan

SenpaiDaddy 8 years ago
Too* greedy

M4thDJ 9 years ago
Do I get a starter pokemon?

Evararinsdttir 9 years ago
buy them

TheButtonOfficial 10 months ago
What the fuck do you thing buying an animal is

gabrielfrag 10 years ago
catch a ditto and set for life

JSGaming 11 years ago
Let's see, I get my Snivy as a starter, Latios wants to come with me. So does Rayquasa. Get two free Eevees, trade one for a Froakie, get a Ralts. Basically, you aren't capturing them. You get your starter, the Legendaries come with you, Bill gives you ... [Show full comment]

tucker511 11 years ago
I don't like pokemon

Ryan3nd3r 4 years ago
Same

user name 1 11 years ago
Only catch a diddo, boom all pokemon in one catch

jackrabbit2259 12 years ago
People don't age in the pokemon world. *Hits button with giant hammer*

usuallyYES 9 years ago
but dis not pokemon world wit people in it, dis is people world wit pokemonz in it.

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
just catch xerneas. you know, the pokemon of life? have that magic reindeer whip up some immortality mojo for you.

Migdin1 9 years ago
Only problem is that you have to find it, and then catch it... And there are 7 billion other people trying to do the same as you, but they can catch as many pokemons as you want.
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Dylan Owens 13 years ago
It seems as though i wont catch them,but ill be in team rocket and steal with without losing life or losing in battle.

Joseph Jeide 13 years ago
Have friends breed pokemon for you!

Paul Nicholas Diamond 13 years ago
Someone else catches the pokemon for you.

Carla Rott 13 years ago
Let my friends catch the pokemon for me~

PIZZABOOM 2 years ago
My life span: 20 years

SomePersonInTheWorlds 9 years ago
If Pokemon are real, think of how dangerous our world would be. In the real world, you won't be comically charred by a Pikachu"s thunderbolt, you would be dead by shock from a thousand volts of electricity. There are pokemon with world ending powers, and t... [Show full comment]

KingMysterious1 10 years ago
i want just pikachun :D (pikachu is my favorite

usuallyYES 9 years ago
of course it is

Warbaine 9 years ago
Capture Arceus, remake the world in my image with myself as the immortal emperor.

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago
Easy. I don't capture any in a Pokeball (for "capture" refers to the act of putting a Pokemon in a Pokeball) Pokemon understand human language it seems, so I'd just explain to the pokemon that seem to take a liking to me the situation, and it'd just live w... [Show full comment]

PO0PO0P3EP3E 6 years ago
So i will get masterball thencatch jiratchi or a legendarh that geants life now rhat is mine b can hook me up with immortallity

Professor_ 11 years ago
Slavey is wrong anyway.

Sub-Zero3421 10 years ago
Catch Ho-oh and Jirachi, Wish for eternal life unlimited money and to be as hot as hell!

Snowfrost918 10 years ago
How!?!?! With what pokemon? Jirachi is a mythical pokemon! Even if you live to 100, to get a full party of WEAK pokemon, it would work like this. 1=50, 2=25, 3=12.5, You're probably already dead.

Tuddlest 11 years ago
Gotta NOT catch em' all

Cuteo 10 years ago
Simple don't catch any of catch xerneas also Pokémon are damn cool

Megan Mackley 13 years ago
Simple~ I won't catch them. I'll hang out with wild pokemon every now and then, but never actually catch any~

Gracicorn15 9 years ago
It said "capture". I wanna "catch" them.

that random girl 11 years ago
I'll just be the girl version of N and befriend Xerneas so that it can give me immortality

MichaelEND 10 years ago
I hate pokemon...

Chicken_elvis 11 years ago
only two pokemon in party

oliver2511 10 years ago
But I hit a button which says I cont die but all my friends die and I hit it

jppppppppppppppppp 5 years ago
have your friend get it then transfer it to you

Buttonluka 9 years ago
What if I ask my friends to do it for me?

[REDACTED] 12 years ago
I'll just befriend them

ShadeTheAwndretreeWhosDatingAsriel 7 years ago
I could get Ho-oh AND Jiracha. And Inciniroar

John Cena do do do do do do do do 11 years ago
on the last question I gained immortalaaty

USGC 9 years ago
There are a few Pokemon that can prevent the downside.

Connor Mcgrath 13 years ago
Just befriend pokemon, kinda like ash and pikachu, without the ball

Gredias 10 years ago
Instead of capturing them, be like James and have them come with you deliberately

Andy2 10 years ago
Why not gotta catch em all. WOOO

usuallyYES 9 years ago
Gotta catch all the terminal illnesses and deadly diseases!

Marcelo Marciniak 13 years ago
Capture to me

TimTim3321 11 years ago
Hi

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Dont Like Pokemon APART From Pikachu So I Dont Need My Life Span Cut In Half Thank You

Benedani 11 years ago
what if someone else captures the pokemon for me

Ben13345 11 years ago
Have friends breed pokemon for u

loophole06 9 years ago
I only want pecacho I am sorry Pokemon lovers I do not play Pokemon and only want him because he is sooooooooooo cute
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