i can deal with that... after i freeze them in place, teleport them to another planet, suck out there soul, change them into aardvarks and mind control them into performing hamlet.
Only if one of my powers is to correct terrible spelling and sentence structure in WillYouPressTheButton questions
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GarfieldsColdFeet6 years ago
Mind Control?
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Tomcerealkiller10 11 years ago
I am all ready depressed!
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Isabel DePaul13 years ago
I'm just kinda sick of the protagonist of this kind of stuff being really overpowered.
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TheArkerportian9 years ago
Fun fact: The creator of this dilemma went to that school. The only thing they don't teach there is English.
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JonJon2811 years ago
So I get to be a guy with Superman's powers but Batman's social life? HECK YEAH I'LL PRESS THAT!
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DownSheet10 years ago
Me anyways... just with powers
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LuigiLover2211 years ago
who cares what other people think.
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choosewisly099 years ago
Durr every super power you can change people"s minds
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Ronnoc52711 years ago
Mind Control/Hypnotism Every GIrl wants to fuck me every guy is sad and helpless.
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PokeMasterTim0410 years ago
Sums up my life.
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c0ber11 years ago
i don't give a shit if people call me a freak depression however thats some though shit
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sunshine-chimminie6 years ago
basically youre kid version all for one 💀
MouseGirl5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017
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C4rli70511 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5...[Show full comment]
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GBvX2 years ago
I wish that "everyone" was more specific... and I wonder if there was the option of making sure no one else knew that I had all these abilities to begin with. Hey wait, that might not actually be impossible to do when "you have every single super power". T...[Show full comment]
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Daily Trash10 years ago
I don't want every super power
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therandomizer12 years ago
Then it will lead the evil
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Kaycinder11 years ago
I can recover from depression though with the help of my chipper attitude!!!
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fleebox3910 years ago
so id get super powers and nothing else changes?
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Just use your powers to permanently shut people up, that'll teach the bitches to try & fuck with me.
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Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 11 years ago
That's My school life
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Craftiano4 years ago
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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WildWarrior10 years ago
just make myself happy with sex!
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Migdin110 years ago
That means im omniptent, that means that i can change reality so i am happy. Problem solved
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lfwpanda811 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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flzzzzy6 years ago
so i become a god... but i"m called a freak and depressed? i think the depression would go away fairly quickly if i had *every super power in existence*.
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brisby941111 years ago
meh. iḿ already an unwanted freak :)
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Panifex9 years ago
I have the power to shut them up and the power to cure my depression
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Elfiplier11 years ago
I'd use my super powers to make myself happy and change everyone's opinion of me freak to great person. You know, since I have ALL the superpowers.
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AmyWilliams11 years ago
A freak is "a person, animal, or plant with an unusual physical abnormality." So I guess I'm not a freak so they would be wrong. But I would kind of enjoy people calling me that. I am definitely abnormal in mentality. Depression wouldn't be so bad I guess!
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