your orgasms are 5 minutes long
but
you cant masturbate
I will not


cashthegreat9 years ago
Logan eberts your so stupid

Evil_J4 years ago
You"re*
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I'mAnAsshole9 years ago
Well I'm an Asexual, so this whole question is pointless to me. XD

boykisser11 months ago
nobody cares about your lack of relationship dawg

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
This was basically "if you have a partner push the button"

JoshB7 years ago
Yes it is.

MarineCowie8 years ago
error 101: Talking to a 10-year old.

ShunAkiyama9 months ago
Kill yourself.

_-Gaby-_9 years ago
Error404:Good part not found

CoasterBot7 years ago
Me too.

DarkEevee28 years ago
#NOTOLDENOUGH

Luka Obser12 years ago
error 404: Girlfriend not found

Jds22448 years ago
Same here
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Kami Sama Senpai9 years ago
As a guy, I can safely say that a 5-minute long orgasm would be quite literally hell. I'm fairly sure I would be excreting blood. Regardless I still pressed the button...

CMHammond7 years ago
Ejaculation ≠ Orgasm As a guy, those two usually go hand-in-hand, but it is possible to orgasm without ejaculating.

PHANDOM8 years ago
Where"s the downside? Just ask your partner

Tricky8 years ago
If you have one

superxand3r9 years ago
why da spam ?

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
I pressed the button. Not because I want to cum for 5 minutes but because I want to see if you can survive 5 minutes. Pigs last longer continuously so I think I can live

Death_Hope8 years ago
What even is this question? Lol ಥ⌣ಥ

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
What am I, a pig?

Lukkz9 years ago
Win win

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago
Chill Satan.

PLOGZ9 years ago
Mhmmm my gf broke her hand "~"

sergiuszek9 years ago
SHUT UP CHAIN PEOPLE

GamemasterDrag9 years ago
Well... I am a furry, so i could find a way, a way for all that yummy, amazing milk... xD

Nyaruko9 years ago
@logan eberts It's a spambot guys. No one pay attention to it.
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Bria Lorrain12 years ago
What type of evil shit is this?!

NumberNumber47 years ago
@CMHammond To be fair, this game definitely has a fanbase some people would like to troll. Lots of crazy Markiplier fangirls and whatnot. I'm not completely sure he"s a troll, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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The_potato_man4 years ago
This is not legal

Archer_shoob3 years ago
SHUT THE F*CK UP STUPID SPAMMER

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
orgasms which are 5 minutes long would cause extremly pain

CMHammond7 years ago
I doubt it would be painful. A lot of dopamine would be released and your body would probably tense up. (I wanted to elaborate on an old comment)
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Killmachine19038 years ago
Wtf

Daryl9 years ago
Ummmm

XeroArcher9 years ago
fine! I'll just wait for sex!

alexriveraced7 years ago
It"s weird to think I'm 16 and I don't find that downside too bad

LunaMelody8 years ago
I'm asexual so I don't care

Sniperboi8 years ago
boi error 404 girl not found reload ur life idiot

Toy94Chica9 years ago
srry pressed something wrong

Jaerun_The_Pug5 years ago
The fuck is an orgasm?

Eric_Hartman8 years ago
Don't need to

SirFartsALotYT7 years ago
wtf duz that mean

Someone279 years ago
HELL NO. Refractory period would be super long, the orgasm would knock you out, your sheets wouldn't survive a wet dream, and condoms would have a hard time working for you. I wouldn't take this even if I could masturbate.

Archer_shoob3 years ago
Error Archer_shoob.exe has stoped working

Maggie11 years ago
Joke's on them. I don't masturbate because my boyfriend's good at what he does, and he wants to do it.

vincekathjames8 years ago
Hi! Today we will play the game called will you press the button.

Brynthekiller9 years ago
I don't maturation and I don't want orgasms

idk_lolol7 years ago
Sign me the heck up!

ZippyDoggey8 years ago
What is organisms and masterbate?

JoshB7 years ago
How old are you

CMHammond9 years ago
So, this chain mail came from someone with the username 'Tman105' who then got 'Chipper' here to spam it, which 'logan eberts' then also did. If anyone ever has a load of free time on their hands, they could look for Tman and show him what he caused her...[Show full comment]

CMHammond7 years ago
Hello, BlazingFury05. I'm getting lots of notifications from your likes.

iGoesAFK9 years ago
WARNING ! DONT SCROLL DOWN ... HITTLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!!!

CMHammond9 years ago
The chain mail?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago
I can live with that!

UniPiggy7 years ago
What do those words even mean?!?!?

Yandere-San9 years ago
Wait what? I don't get this button

lewis04283 years ago
jokes on you i’m a guy not a girl girl masturbation is za best

Dat_Bitch_Across_the_Street10 years ago
When I masturbate, they tend to be long anyway. :) shhhhh

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Not worth it

A_Mistake6 years ago
Then ill never have another orgasm

Alex Ibanez12 years ago
hell yeah

Oldiron_799 years ago
If I flat out can't rub one out its a no.if I only don't get the 5 minute big o from rubbing one out but still get a regular one sure

Ted-From-Accounting7 years ago
You could do it but call it something else I.e. stroke the snake, beat the meat
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