your orgasms are 5 minutes long
but
you cant masturbate
I will not


cashthegreat9 years ago
Logan eberts your so stupid

Evil_J4 years ago
You"re*
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I'mAnAsshole10 years ago
Well I'm an Asexual, so this whole question is pointless to me. XD

boykisserlast year
nobody cares about your lack of relationship dawg

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
This was basically "if you have a partner push the button"

JoshB8 years ago
Yes it is.

MarineCowie9 years ago
error 101: Talking to a 10-year old.

ShunAkiyama11 months ago
Kill yourself.

_-Gaby-_9 years ago
Error404:Good part not found

CoasterBot7 years ago
Me too.

Kami Sama Senpai10 years ago
As a guy, I can safely say that a 5-minute long orgasm would be quite literally hell. I'm fairly sure I would be excreting blood. Regardless I still pressed the button...

CMHammond7 years ago
Ejaculation ≠ Orgasm As a guy, those two usually go hand-in-hand, but it is possible to orgasm without ejaculating.

Luka Obser12 years ago
error 404: Girlfriend not found

Jds22448 years ago
Same here
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DarkEevee28 years ago
#NOTOLDENOUGH

PHANDOM8 years ago
Where"s the downside? Just ask your partner

Tricky8 years ago
If you have one

PLOGZ9 years ago
Mhmmm my gf broke her hand "~"

superxand3r10 years ago
why da spam ?

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
I pressed the button. Not because I want to cum for 5 minutes but because I want to see if you can survive 5 minutes. Pigs last longer continuously so I think I can live

Death_Hope8 years ago
What even is this question? Lol ಥ⌣ಥ

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
What am I, a pig?

Lukkz9 years ago
Win win

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago
Chill Satan.

sergiuszek9 years ago
SHUT UP CHAIN PEOPLE

GamemasterDrag10 years ago
Well... I am a furry, so i could find a way, a way for all that yummy, amazing milk... xD

Nyaruko9 years ago
@logan eberts It's a spambot guys. No one pay attention to it.
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Bria Lorrain12 years ago
What type of evil shit is this?!

NumberNumber47 years ago
@CMHammond To be fair, this game definitely has a fanbase some people would like to troll. Lots of crazy Markiplier fangirls and whatnot. I'm not completely sure he"s a troll, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Brynthekiller10 years ago
I don't maturation and I don't want orgasms

idk_lolol7 years ago
Sign me the heck up!

ZippyDoggey8 years ago
What is organisms and masterbate?

JoshB8 years ago
How old are you

CMHammond9 years ago
So, this chain mail came from someone with the username 'Tman105' who then got 'Chipper' here to spam it, which 'logan eberts' then also did. If anyone ever has a load of free time on their hands, they could look for Tman and show him what he caused her...[Show full comment]

CMHammond7 years ago
Hello, BlazingFury05. I'm getting lots of notifications from your likes.

iGoesAFK10 years ago
WARNING ! DONT SCROLL DOWN ... HITTLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!!!

CMHammond9 years ago
The chain mail?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago
I can live with that!

UniPiggy7 years ago
What do those words even mean?!?!?

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Not worth it

Yandere-San9 years ago
Wait what? I don't get this button

lewis04283 years ago
jokes on you i’m a guy not a girl girl masturbation is za best

Dat_Bitch_Across_the_Street10 years ago
When I masturbate, they tend to be long anyway. :) shhhhh

A_Mistake7 years ago
Then ill never have another orgasm

Alex Ibanez12 years ago
hell yeah

Oldiron_799 years ago
If I flat out can't rub one out its a no.if I only don't get the 5 minute big o from rubbing one out but still get a regular one sure

Ted-From-Accounting8 years ago
You could do it but call it something else I.e. stroke the snake, beat the meat

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago
M8, I dunno if my nuts have that much cum in em to be able to handle 5 minute orgasmz, but I'm down to find out!

lone wolf 210 years ago
nnnnnoooooooooooooooo

GangsternauwL8 years ago
What have I done

LeoOlkaida 9 years ago
I can't masturbate anyway.

Ic3eLad4 years ago
I don't even think your body could handle that

Bullet Ballistic12 years ago
i already dont xD

StephH9 years ago
Masturbation is sin anyway...

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
The only people who don't masturbate are asexual people. No exceptions

PatriciaVannGiantSizedKiller7 years ago
Wait... I don't have sex... I only masturbate... HOW DO I HAVE THE ORGASM!?

Panifex8 years ago
There"s no upside. That gets uncomfortable after a while anyway.

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
But you can’t orgasm unless you receive the same stimulation, that means no wanking and no anything

MaeBlackburn10 years ago
Maggie and I, also Maggie, have the same thing in mind XD

Chipperguy1238 years ago
What Does This Mean?

piratesamurai6 years ago
what?

Madison Brisby12 years ago
Yeah I'll Skip This..

IMA_SUMBODI_FUK_U_BI48 years ago
What is the point of wanking then???

The-Ratz8 years ago
Doesn't say anything about prostate stimulation
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