your orgasms are 5 minutes long
but
you cant masturbate
I will not

cashthegreat 11 years ago
Logan eberts your so stupid

Evil_J 5 years ago
You"re*
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I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago
This was basically "if you have a partner push the button"

JoshB 9 years ago
Yes it is.

I'mAnAsshole 11 years ago
Well I'm an Asexual, so this whole question is pointless to me. XD

boykisser 2 years ago
nobody cares about your lack of relationship dawg

MarineCowie 10 years ago
error 101: Talking to a 10-year old.

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago
Kill yourself.

_-Gaby-_ 10 years ago
Error404:Good part not found

CoasterBot 8 years ago
Me too.

Luka Obser 13 years ago
error 404: Girlfriend not found

Jds2244 9 years ago
Same here
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Kami Sama Senpai 11 years ago
As a guy, I can safely say that a 5-minute long orgasm would be quite literally hell. I'm fairly sure I would be excreting blood. Regardless I still pressed the button...

CMHammond 8 years ago
Ejaculation ≠ Orgasm As a guy, those two usually go hand-in-hand, but it is possible to orgasm without ejaculating.

Death_Hope 9 years ago
What even is this question? Lol ಥ⌣ಥ

DarkEevee2 9 years ago
#NOTOLDENOUGH

PHANDOM 10 years ago
Where"s the downside? Just ask your partner

Tricky 10 years ago
If you have one

PLOGZ 11 years ago
Mhmmm my gf broke her hand "~"

superxand3r 11 years ago
why da spam ?

Panifex 9 years ago
There"s no upside. That gets uncomfortable after a while anyway.

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago
I pressed the button. Not because I want to cum for 5 minutes but because I want to see if you can survive 5 minutes. Pigs last longer continuously so I think I can live

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
What am I, a pig?

Lukkz 10 years ago
Win win

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago
Chill Satan.

sergiuszek 11 years ago
SHUT UP CHAIN PEOPLE

GamemasterDrag 11 years ago
Well... I am a furry, so i could find a way, a way for all that yummy, amazing milk... xD

Nyaruko 10 years ago
@logan eberts It's a spambot guys. No one pay attention to it.
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Bria Lorrain 13 years ago
What type of evil shit is this?!

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
@CMHammond To be fair, this game definitely has a fanbase some people would like to troll. Lots of crazy Markiplier fangirls and whatnot. I'm not completely sure he"s a troll, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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iGoesAFK 11 years ago
WARNING ! DONT SCROLL DOWN ... HITTLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!!!

CMHammond 11 years ago
The chain mail?

CMHammond 11 years ago
So, this chain mail came from someone with the username 'Tman105' who then got 'Chipper' here to spam it, which 'logan eberts' then also did. If anyone ever has a load of free time on their hands, they could look for Tman and show him what he caused her... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 8 years ago
Hello, BlazingFury05. I'm getting lots of notifications from your likes.

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
I can live with that!

UniPiggy 9 years ago
What do those words even mean?!?!?

Yandere-San 11 years ago
Wait what? I don't get this button

lewis0428 4 years ago
jokes on you i’m a guy not a girl girl masturbation is za best

Dat_Bitch_Across_the_Street 11 years ago
When I masturbate, they tend to be long anyway. :) shhhhh

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
Not worth it

A_Mistake 8 years ago
Then ill never have another orgasm

Alex Ibanez 13 years ago
hell yeah

Oldiron_79 10 years ago
If I flat out can't rub one out its a no.if I only don't get the 5 minute big o from rubbing one out but still get a regular one sure

Ted-From-Accounting 9 years ago
You could do it but call it something else I.e. stroke the snake, beat the meat

lone wolf 2 11 years ago
nnnnnoooooooooooooooo

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
What have I done

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
M8, I dunno if my nuts have that much cum in em to be able to handle 5 minute orgasmz, but I'm down to find out!

StephH 10 years ago
Masturbation is sin anyway...

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago
The only people who don't masturbate are asexual people. No exceptions

LeoOlkaida 11 years ago
I can't masturbate anyway.

Ic3eLad 6 years ago
I don't even think your body could handle that

Bullet Ballistic 13 years ago
i already dont xD

PatriciaVannGiantSizedKiller 9 years ago
Wait... I don't have sex... I only masturbate... HOW DO I HAVE THE ORGASM!?

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago
But you can’t orgasm unless you receive the same stimulation, that means no wanking and no anything

MaeBlackburn 11 years ago
Maggie and I, also Maggie, have the same thing in mind XD

Chipperguy123 10 years ago
What Does This Mean?

piratesamurai 7 years ago
what?

Madison Brisby 13 years ago
Yeah I'll Skip This..

IMA_SUMBODI_FUK_U_BI4 9 years ago
What is the point of wanking then???

nub 11 years ago
WARNING! DON'T SCROLL DOWN ... HITLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!!WARNING! DON'T SCROLL DOWN ... HITLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!! WARNING! DON'T SCROLL DOWN ... HITLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!! WARNING! DON'T SCROLL DOWN ... HITLER HAS TAKEN OVER !!! WARNING! DON'T SCROLL DOWN... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 11 years ago
This isn't even that pathetic chain mail spam, this is spamming with intention to annoy.
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The-Ratz 9 years ago
Doesn't say anything about prostate stimulation

The-Clever-One 5 years ago
wait a minute what

Utkudakid 11 years ago
You can fuck your pillow

Cloudbushting 10 years ago
Erm that is still masturbating
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