You will become the CEO of Apple
but
You are haunted by the ghost of Steve Jobs forever
I will not


Bilbo10 years ago
Hear something strange in the neighbourhood who you gonna call

L3M1N6 months ago
my mum.
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Maharid2 years ago
I quite hate Apple and it's walled garden.

L3M1N6 months ago
Samsung supplies apple with OLED panels for many of their models

Javongod3 years ago
Ok I will go to church and call Jesus Christ himself to help me with the ghost 👻

Backtoast9 years ago
Apple sucks.

RandomHumanoid7 years ago
Then you can take down apple... From the inside.

Jacob Harris12 years ago
Just sit in the middle of a room, masturbating erotically while staring into his eyes and whispering "this is for you." If that doesn't make him fucking leg it permanently, you're in trouble.

LeSigh3 years ago
Sounds like a wattpad story, thanks for the idea!
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dankmemes1018 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be the CEO of Apple?

Nibbletz658 years ago
To close it down

ElT8 years ago
Call ghost busters!!

Miguel Garduno10 years ago
i can handle him just add head phones and wear a headband over my eyes when i speel

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
What"s he gonna do? Say booo? You'll aclimate to it :)

BalzsSzalczi7 years ago
well thats perfect, so he will be there to give me some advices

Logan4218 years ago
Dude we could just chill

Todd Vines12 years ago
Steve Jobs seemed like a cool guy, mean I can hang out with him and get tips

Jay_Lachance012 years ago
He was raging all the time😂

Nathan Felix Dye12 years ago
The upside to this is where?

some_nerd_342414 years ago
money. lots of it.
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Noah Egler12 years ago
Steve Jobs was an ass.

Maggie Kelley12 years ago
that would be freekn awesome!!!!

DigitalSucc8 years ago
YUS NOW I CAN TELL MUM MY BROTHER WAS TAPPING =]

JaviGonzalez9 years ago
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Pootis bird10 years ago
I mean... he could assist me since "we" share the money

Jeffe_M.9 years ago
Why would I want to be the owner of a company owned by the Illuminati

LilDoggo26753 years ago
he will help me in my career

lordofbore10 years ago
I would get used to it

Jk-Jrdz8 years ago
Steve Jobs can't hear you... There ain't no such value for that

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago
Ill Call GHOSTBUSTERS on his ass

Kirishma-isTheSUN6 years ago
STEVE

Chibulz11 years ago
MAKE ALL OF THE I-PHONES!

pdharr9 years ago
well, being haunted by my hero will make research papers easy

EricDavisCravyeric7 years ago
why in the fuck would I want to be the ceo of apple "Breaking news apple now has a new overlord to rule of there condescending douche bags

Melissa Sowers12 years ago
win win

Heathledger9 years ago
Steve jobs was a terrible person

huge10 years ago
its may be stupid but i don't want to be the CEO of apple

hallomelvin9 years ago
GHOST BUSTERS

Rawr_Oswald10 years ago
He would give me ideas

HarryPotterSCAR138 years ago
Hate apple

Maxi_qu4 years ago
who wants to get CEO of apple??? Apple is rubish!

Bobables10 years ago
He would probably help you and stuff xD

pandath3first8 years ago
would that be bad

Bibbi ButtFuck9 years ago
where is the down side. I make lots of money and i could rob his ghost, and who said he was mean?

PressThatButton!9 years ago
Steve Jobs Ghost:"Make the Iphone 7X...." Me:"What even. No Go away."

dog3pwner9 years ago
I'm fine with him and if otherwise call the "GHOST BUSTERS".

Ghoustccq7 years ago
I hate Apple products

ryan rose10 years ago
I dont like apple tech

LazarouDave8 years ago
I mean...sure, i can change their manipulative ecosystem...

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
Who you gonna call?

thegreatphobez9 years ago
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noOneElseButME8 years ago
Hello Mister Jobs I am very glad you have started haunting me, when shall we start talking about YOUR ideas for the iPhone 8?

dudebro1019 years ago
Haunted? You mean advice

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
Well, at least I can let Stevie know how much Pixar has fucked up since his departure.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
They didn’t fuck up that bad at first! They made Wall-E two years after he left!

jtgamer33310 years ago
I would Merge Apple with Microsoft so that douchebags at each side would stop fighting about which one is better, and then i would make all apple products run Windows

jshaw719 years ago
Could I communicate with him, while he's haunting me? or would be like a vengeful spirit thing?

Satoshi_satasha5 years ago
I"d rather not deal with that thanks
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