I could ignore him, lock him in the basement and not give him food, eat him alive, cook him while he is alive by shoving him in the stove or tell him to not be a dick.
maksikinchik11 months ago
Eat him alive... What's wrong with you..
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Sean Ford12 years ago
Kill him.
retroarchiscool3 years ago
just because it says no doesn't mean you have to follow it
PEOPLE, INFINITE POWER. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR HOUSE IN SPACE WITH BIEBER DETECTOR AND WHEN HE COMES, IT BLASTS HIM FAR AWAY.
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Alfalf097 years ago
I agree
Alfalf097 years ago
Yo
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SergioMontano7 years ago
Turn him into a dog toy
(Not getting rid of him)
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MinkoandorDemeter8 years ago
I'll keep giving him sleeping pills so ge dosent wake up.
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CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Tie him to a chair, gag him, and leave him locked in a closet.
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Julie1238 years ago
Tie him up and tape his mouth
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Bluons8 years ago
Sleep at friends hous all the time
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AButtonPusher8 years ago
Murder
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JDexter8 years ago
Stitch his lips shut and chain him to a basement since you "can't get rid of him" by killing him
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AdrianSH8 years ago
Buy a lot. Make two houses. I live in one he lives in the other one.
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AdrianSH8 years ago
Trap him in a box and feed him a food from a tube automatically. I did not get rid of him. He is still there, but stuck.
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AdrianSH8 years ago
Sound proof walls.
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Leah_7708 years ago
Kill him your not getting rid of him he"s just going to hell and he can be douch to the people in hell.
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Edgy12yearold8 years ago
Ah throw him to the gingers
Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Cartman I presume
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Mercifulsavage8 years ago
I leave his dead self in my room their no problem
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Lp2854108 years ago
Because of my money and power I would build a wall between us and if he breaks that I'll be doing his girlfriend with my good looks and he'll be to akward to talk too me
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Princess5408 years ago
If I have unlimited power I'll just turn him into an ice cube or something
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HyruleBall8 years ago
K I L L H I M Y O U D I N G U S
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NLMikey8 years ago
Maybe I had to press the button, I mean you don't always get the chance to unlimited power, cash and good looks. And I got the chamce to torture a douche bag, and ot"s not my dault that it happened to be Justin Bieber
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veloxin8 years ago
Unlimited money? Build new house with a soundproof bedroom that only you can get into. Now you can just stay in your room or leave the house and never deal with him, but you"re rich. Win
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Austin Green12 years ago
snap his legs then his jaw then rip out his voicebox
You have a limited powers so that means you can do something if it's Unlimited didn't say that you couldn't shut him up like make his mouth never to be open again that would help a lot
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Maru Fabbri12 years ago
well it'd be nice to have the opportunity to beat the shit out of him everyday :3
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Pascal Padeken12 years ago
Kill it before it lays eggs!
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Anwar Letts12 years ago
just get a REEEEAAALLLLYYYYYY big house so u dont have too see him
i get unlimited cash, power, good looks, AND a free punching bag? mad
LOLbish10 years ago
smart
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Reese Lough12 years ago
I mean, doesn't he already act like a massive douche bag?
yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
true
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Steve Byrnes12 years ago
tie him up in the basement. and visit him when hes bad just say "it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again" whilst holding a firehose :)
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Jacob Grant Evans12 years ago
I could stab him every day?
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Angel Eyler12 years ago
Kill him? and if that "NO way to get rid of him" thing includes him not dying, just use him as your personal punching bag c:
Cheshire shadow9 years ago
and tie/gag.
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Róbert Dudáš12 years ago
The answer is always call a pedo to rape him
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Dixie_Normous8 years ago
I would buy his mom
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The_Kriz9 years ago
lock him in a closet
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Long_Hunter2 years ago
Uh...
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DerpyPieGaming8 years ago
....WHY THE HELL WOULD HE BE A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG IF YOU LOCK HIM IN A CLOSET WITH A FEW THINGS ;)
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zeifyl9 years ago
With unlimited power (Omnipotence), I can override the con.
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sarper9711 years ago
I juist server his head he is still there but death
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Wildflower7 years ago
So I can hurt him a lot worth it
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Marisa6120049 years ago
There is alsobno way you will be able to find his body 😉
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TurtleSnakeFrog10 years ago
Lock him in the basement and torture him. Yay.
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Kill4money21310 years ago
You can buy a huge mansion and you'll never really have to see him then.
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