Will You Press The Button?

You can eat forever without gaining weight

but

you fart 5 times per hour

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33333333333333333333333332333 4 months ago

反正我身边的人都习惯了

BananaButts 11 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game 5 years ago

agree

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Matt Longmuir 13 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight37 8 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

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Psykness 5 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon09 10 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler777 10 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello4578 8 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy 8 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl 5 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck 9 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine 10 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber13 10 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian 11 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan 11 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys 11 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig 11 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx 11 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss101 11 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity 11 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli 13 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl 10 years ago

Same dude

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Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all 11 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Portia Glossop 13 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

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Baptiste Boisan 13 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Talon O'Sullivan 13 years ago

what's the downside

gabeHovi 9 years ago

usa here i come dies for eating the usa

Jason Bourne 11 years ago

This is already my life

PlayMoreGames 10 years ago

People already do. And you never said people could hear or smell the farts.

18mlivingston 12 years ago

I have silent but deadly farts so fuck yeah

endergirl1872 9 years ago

spd

Gameboy635 11 years ago

I have no dignity any ways so yeh... I don't care if I fart

Frotner12 10 years ago

DOUBLE IMPROVEMENT!!!

David Herzog 13 years ago

well... for me thats the case already so...

shyi last year

I can't get fat by eating.🌚

aeblue19 11 years ago

HELL YESSSSS

Phoenix~â˜† 10 years ago

Um... no

Alexandre Epanya 13 years ago

Then how do you fucking gain weight, smart guy ?

millayeet 6 years ago

less farts for me i guess

horrible person 11 years ago

Lol I already do

AjaxUchiha 9 years ago

Already me expect the farts

Yammie1233 11 years ago

OW HELL NAW

DATBOI_1295 8 years ago

I want to fart into space

Gearlist 11 years ago

sad thing is I can already do this

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Farting every 20 min....I can only imagine 😂

Omicron 10 years ago

*12

wappylol 12 years ago

I dont have loud farts so...

ante 11 years ago

Im underweight

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

FORTS FTW!!!

Josie Bradshaw 13 years ago

That would be the good life.

Pikmin know it all 11 years ago

So I'm kirby with a farting disorder okay

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