Will You Press The Button?

BananaButts9 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game3 years ago

agree

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Matt Longmuir12 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight377 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

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Psykness3 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler7778 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello45787 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy7 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto9997 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl3 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto9997 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck8 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine8 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber138 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian9 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan9 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig9 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx10 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss10110 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity10 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli12 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl9 years ago

Same dude

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Noah Warkentine12 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all9 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Baptiste Boisan12 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Portia Glossop12 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

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Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago

what's the downside

IWinzBro8 years ago

If I press it, nothing will happen

dumdumthedino1310 years ago

So I can eat forever but I would fart even less than I do now? YESH

spacecat659 years ago

i dont see the downside that and jokes on this i already fart like that and it never says how loud or how stinky

Yassssfangirl7 years ago

Already do 💨

BeccaSlays10 years ago

Already do that

REDTOMATO4449 years ago

thats my life

skullcakez10 years ago

I don't giv a shit about farting. X3

Warlord20809 years ago

I won't gain weight but you would still die of unhealthy food for your heart.

lesbihonest9411 years ago

I basically do that anyways.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

I feel like my bestfriend pressed this button, but it added 5 more facts to his fartiness

leadermc10 years ago

Thats normal

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I live alone so nothing to worry about.

Oxnerd9 years ago

thats the normal amount of times to fart isnt it?

Threde Dogg9 years ago

I already eat forever and without gaining weight:)

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago

Bathroom

jackman10 years ago

im cool with farting tha much

MoonwalkerAndProud8 years ago

I see no downside

sir_physics_10110 years ago

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