Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved
apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.
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RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago
I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.
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Time_Riddler7778 years ago
I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?
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Hello45787 years ago
What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u
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HamburgerGuy7 years ago
This community is toxic.
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
What is the down side 🤪
MouseGirl3 years ago
You lose weight until you become skeleton and die
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
Already do that
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Allyournamessuck8 years ago
I'm 103 pounds soooooo
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Genuine8 years ago
but will you lose weight?
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Bluebomber138 years ago
Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around
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Gtopian9 years ago
If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...
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TheNexMan9 years ago
I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny
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asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS
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asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS
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Cionaig9 years ago
I already fart 10 or more times per hour
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xXKittenXx10 years ago
I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:
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mattyruss10110 years ago
Heh. I love farts
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SirGiggity10 years ago
Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?
So I can eat forever but I would fart even less than I do now? YESH
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spacecat659 years ago
i dont see the downside that and jokes on this i already fart like that and it never says how loud or how stinky
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Yassssfangirl7 years ago
Already do 💨
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BeccaSlays10 years ago
Already do that
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REDTOMATO4449 years ago
thats my life
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skullcakez10 years ago
I don't giv a shit about farting. X3
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Warlord20809 years ago
I won't gain weight but you would still die of unhealthy food for your heart.
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lesbihonest9411 years ago
I basically do that anyways.
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DrInconsiderate8 years ago
I feel like my bestfriend pressed this button, but it added 5 more facts to his fartiness
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leadermc10 years ago
Thats normal
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I live alone so nothing to worry about.
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Oxnerd9 years ago
thats the normal amount of times to fart isnt it?
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Threde Dogg9 years ago
I already eat forever and without gaining weight:)
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Castleswimmerfan5 years ago
Bathroom
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jackman10 years ago
im cool with farting tha much
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MoonwalkerAndProud8 years ago
I see no downside
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sir_physics_10110 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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