You can eat forever without gaining weight
but
you fart 5 times per hour
I will not


BananaButts9 years ago
Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game3 years ago
agree
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Matt Longmuir12 years ago
Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight377 years ago
THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol
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Psykness3 years ago
apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago
I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler7778 years ago
I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello45787 years ago
What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy7 years ago
This community is toxic.

Seftowefto9997 years ago
What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl3 years ago
You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto9997 years ago
Already do that

Allyournamessuck8 years ago
I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine8 years ago
but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber138 years ago
Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian9 years ago
If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan9 years ago
I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys9 years ago
#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig9 years ago
I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx10 years ago
I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss10110 years ago
Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity10 years ago
Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli12 years ago
i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl9 years ago
Same dude
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Noah Warkentine12 years ago
I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all9 years ago
Ummm Wat!!!

Portia Glossop12 years ago
Butt plug.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.
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Baptiste Boisan12 years ago
It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago
what's the downside

jake bruin9 years ago
if you dont gain weight you starve as the body will consume your body

Unabatedhalo7755 years ago
What if your civilized (like me) and walk away to fart?

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago
I can already eat what I want

biggyboy10 years ago
I already eat without gaining weight. HUZZAH METABOLISM.

Gnja_201610 years ago
They could be silent ones, or you can hold em

blindingOverdrive8 years ago
It doesn't say I can't hold it in.

LukeOnEnergy10 years ago
Downside?

Tootaloot39 years ago
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

SonGoku39 years ago
So basically Goku

halfassdevil11 years ago
Infinite food AND fewer farts! WIN-WIN BITCHES!

0rdinateur10 years ago
I already don't gain weight by eating. :P

MemzPF4 years ago
Less farts per hour

fortuna8 years ago
not even one downside

andrewfart10 years ago
that was hard cause i would like to eat everything but lower my farts per hour by 90000 percent?

aproy9 years ago
I already do the first part.

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endergirl18728 years ago
SPAMMER
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toasterwithagun10 years ago
FINALLY I CAN TURN THE ROOM GREEN! XD

daniel7009 years ago
Farming makes you loss weight so do you keeping getting skinny

NinjaGarz9 years ago
Yes, farming indeed makes you skinny

Psychokiller5 years ago
This is me

LEMONSNIPER123010 years ago
Downside?

Death_359 9 years ago
I can hold it in

ArchieTrundle7 years ago
I already can't gain weight, I'm 5 kilos underweight. Downgrade

Moshi06andKitty3310 years ago
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdude da hell?

KCH9 years ago
Haha jokes on you

HerpDerp12310 years ago
1 fart every 12 mins... That's not so bad
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