Will You Press The Button?

BananaButts9 years ago

Well you didn't say how long,loud,smelly,disgusting it is so just make it all at once and make it last a microsecond,super quiet,smell like chocolate and wonderful. Problem solved

everyone_outsmarts_this_game3 years ago

agree

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Matt Longmuir12 years ago

Hah, jokes on you. Less farts per hour for me now!

Darkknight377 years ago

THIS TRUE BEST COMMENT EVVVVeEEER!! lol

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Psykness3 years ago

apparently, there are fart silencers and underwear that remove the smell.

RoboDiamondDragon099 years ago

I fart like. 12 times per 30 minutes. XD I see no downside.

Time_Riddler7778 years ago

I"d rather lose weight. I honestly don't care about my farts. Also it doesn't say if you can hear or smell the fart-Loophole?

Hello45787 years ago

What if the fat is silent so no one knows its u

HamburgerGuy7 years ago

This community is toxic.

Seftowefto9997 years ago

What is the down side 🤪

MouseGirl3 years ago

You lose weight until you become skeleton and die

Seftowefto9997 years ago

Already do that

Allyournamessuck7 years ago

I'm 103 pounds soooooo

Genuine8 years ago

but will you lose weight?

Bluebomber138 years ago

Can you just bottle it up and fart you ass of at the end of the day when no one is around

Gtopian9 years ago

If my school schedule is 6 hours...i fart 30 times its...

TheNexMan9 years ago

I need to get some weight. I'm a bit skinny

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

asdf guys9 years ago

#LOVE THE FARTS

Cionaig9 years ago

I already fart 10 or more times per hour

xXKittenXx9 years ago

I'm fat, ugly and everyone hates me.. Not een gonna mension my family.. :C So That would be awesome! C:

mattyruss1019 years ago

Heh. I love farts

SirGiggity9 years ago

Is it one fart every 12 minutes, or can I machine gun 5 quick mini farts in succession once every hour? Or is it 5 randomized farts per hour you'll never know when they might sneak out?

Daniel Sinopoli12 years ago

i already fart at least 5 times an hour

eddsworld girl9 years ago

Same dude

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Noah Warkentine12 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Pikmin know it all9 years ago

Ummm Wat!!!

Baptiste Boisan12 years ago

It's funny to fart... (What I've said is really awkward)

Portia Glossop12 years ago

Butt plug.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Bad call man, you'll inflate like a balloon & explode spreading toxic gas everywhere.

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Talon O'Sullivan12 years ago

what's the downside

nukechicken7 years ago

Ilready fart that much

666Phantom6669 years ago

Farting actually burns calories so yea

ObamaBinLaden9 years ago

I already eat alot without getting fat and believe me it's a curse

Alex Ong12 years ago

This is what already happens to me 24/7. The farting part.

MrMineCreeps9 years ago

the upside is called thyroid over function

JackSpartan9 years ago

Its a win win

Manu De Santis12 years ago

i all redy fart even more

GavinMoore4 years ago

How loud is the fart

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem9 years ago

What is the downside?

Squeaky8 years ago

it could be tiny

NicoNoches9 years ago

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