You can own six Pokémon of your choice
but
one of them (randomly chosen) will die after 5 years
I will not


235x0last year
i would pick. 1. a version of myself from the pokémon universe who can create portals to the pokémon universe at will and will reincarnate in the pokémon universe when he dies. 2. a version of myself from the pokémon universe who can create portals to th...[Show full comment]

235x0last year
Also i think Catching pokémon is Animal abuse as i am sure almost all pokémon fit in the Animalia Kingdom.

TheFireNinja3609 years ago
One, pokemon don't die, they faint. Two, wouldn't that happen anyway. Three, just get a bunch of mews.

Trachnurlast year
pokemon do die as well there are literal pokemon cemeteries in multiple regions
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awesomedude8888 years ago
Ditto turned into a $100000000000

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Well that escalated quickly
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Alex Goglin12 years ago
Charzard Charzard Charzard Charzard Charzard Charzard

Flamingoboi6 years ago
I I I I I I
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RazzmatazzJones7 years ago
I choose all of them to be ditto

Obscurial8 years ago
Can you imagine how the world would react to fictional creatures suddenly being real?

Gurren178 years ago
But i would have to lose a team of eeveelutions

Poliswagatron8 years ago
Just be ash and this one ain't no problem

LavenRAdair8 years ago
Pokémon do die. It is different than fainting. Gary"s raticate was never confirmed dead just assumed since he has had a Pokémon died (but it could"ve been one owned by his family) and his raticate was removed from his party. In the first game you literally...[Show full comment]

Mispelled3 years ago
Nerd
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Ethan Czereda12 years ago
Revive

PoTatoHeadPokMario7 years ago
Revive works on fainted pokémon not dead pokémon, there"s a different. it"s rare but trainer"s pokémon can die, and wild pokémon always die, even if the games says fainted
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Boofin9 years ago
Take 'em to Nurse Joy. After all, they don't die. They faint.

Mispelled3 years ago
Nerd
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WBGrock9 years ago
Couldn't i just kill em all? see what they taste like? There's prolly good eatin on a Pikachu.

Tricky8 years ago
You would eat a tiny mouse? You only get 6 pokemon why don't you love them? Also if you want to eat a pokemon wailord would be a good choice

ClareWhite9 years ago
Pidove, pidove, pidove, pidove, pidove, pidove

Tricky8 years ago
Or pidove, ditto, other 4 pokemon. Breed them

iAmNaughtyPanda9 years ago
Pokemon can die .. stupide People! What about all those cubone Mother hheeenn!!! And gary 's radicale. . Well !

Nicola Savio12 years ago
no matter what I'll never do anything that threatens the life of a pokemon

JSGaming9 years ago
My choice, huh? Serperior, Arceus, Mew, Typhlosion, Lucario, Weavile. One of them randomly dies? Max Revive. Problem solved.

LavenRAdair8 years ago
Revives only work on fainted Pokémon, not dead Pokémon.

KURAIBLUE8 years ago
party full with ghost types?

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
downside?

Handsomejack12345679 years ago
You are a broken man.

Racismlast month
Wow, I'm really never getting a girlfriend after this.

leben am limit9 years ago
mew mewtwo arceus charizard ditto lugia :D

Bunny CarrotHunter12 years ago
You keep the other 5. But that one Pokemon... will be missed forever.

LaQueen8 years ago
just get 2 off each sort pokémon

Gemhuntress10 years ago
Flarp flarp magicarp

Different-Aangle3 years ago
I would get a bunch of dittos so they could be anything and it wouldn’t matter which one died

Tarka4899 years ago
Just have an Arceus then you can just get it to make another one, Then have two Dialgas incase one die because you know they control time, have Victini then you never loose they JUST a Wailord and a Charzard

Jesse James12 years ago
pokemon is 4 QUEERS

TREXSUPER7 years ago
Five simular pokemons so.

Gingerlover9 years ago
If it is Picacho then f$ $K them

greaterfiend4 years ago
6x Arceus. If hes god, he cant die anyway.

godvsdevilbruh9 years ago
A year ago I found the best toy ever!it's called "sister"

precious20069 years ago
I get to boss mine around.

joaquin558 years ago
Arceus, Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, Victini... And magicarp.

AhmetSabir7 years ago
Welp arceus died and palkia dialga giratina stops obey you all you have left a magicarp (magikarp) and it dies by no water

Iggle Piggle destroyernof world's,9 years ago
You mean fnt right?

LavenRAdair8 years ago
Nope die. Pokémon can die and there have been canon deaths

Speaker9 years ago
Just pick two of your top 3 favorite pokemon.When one of them die, you have the other.

chanizard10 years ago
Two "Two goodsides" 1:A ghost-type pokemon can´t die 2:Max Respawn and PK Center for the WIN!

joaquin558 years ago
Arceus Arceus Arceus Arceus Arceus Arceus

Fun1Awesome29 years ago
dont care if one of them dies

Bend229 9 years ago
I want that Zubat...

CheetahNutella11 years ago
But you can still breed your Pokemon! If they have the same egg types, breed them! $$$

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Well shit. No yvleltal for me then.

noah1119 years ago
Awesome zekerom

Trachnurlast year
just get two xerneus and revive whatever died

Morrivar9 years ago
That's still a net profit of 5 Pokemon. Sign me up!

humansizedwalrus7 years ago
mew mew mew mewto mewto mewto

TrinityDahl8 years ago
1. lucario 2. gardevoir 3. mewtwo 4. braixen 5. mimiku also SPAM REVIVES,FULL RESTORES AND GO TO POKECENTER 24/7

Tricky8 years ago
Mew, Mew, ditto, ninetales-alola, crobat, serperior. Breed and pack revives

~Wave~length~10 years ago
That's why you own two each of three types. Problem solved.

gm1357 years ago
I don’t even like Pokémon....

logic and shit9 years ago
I hope its magikarp fucking douchedag.

WinnieWu8 years ago
mewtwo mewtwo mewtwo mewtwo mewtwo mewtwo

Fabrissable10 years ago
Plz, let this better be not Gardevoir the one who will die.

DrCookie694 years ago
idc about pokémon. So I won’t care if they die. Free minions I guess
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