Lightsabers are invented and are cheap and legal to own.
but
Your father cuts off your hand with one. If your father is dead, a zombified version will do it.
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, not worht it.

Hide Kannagi 11 years ago
I COULD BE LIKE EDWARD ELRIC

Adolphin 8 months ago
fuck you
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I are scotland 11 years ago
It just wouldn't be the same if everyone has one

WolfRex 9 years ago
Still. You can duel people

XxDoctorDonnaxX 8 years ago
Guns are already a big enough problem.I don't need to hear about school saberings every time I turn on the news.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Ah, a fellow westerner! How was it 5 years ago?

megalot 11 years ago
If they had the technology to make something as high powered light sabers for cheap, then wouldn't it be better to invest it on something more friendly. Like virtual gaming. Then we can play with all the light sabers we want in there.

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Dont Understand I Mean Like What Downside Is There

LYnksYs 10 years ago
Well I mean, come on, if we're living in a universe with zombies and cheap lightsabers, another completely nonsensical thing like robot limbs and appendages are going to fucking exist. These percentages only further prove that half the population is brain-dead.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Half the population played this game past 3:00 am
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Luke Owen 13 years ago
Think about it... ROBOT HANDS! Who needs real hands when you have ROBOT HANDS AND LIGHTSABER!

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
It only says the light saber rxist, not robot hands too
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Salplayz 8 years ago
luke

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago
Star Wars much?

DrakeDes 9 years ago
My father"s in jail

EXCESS 9 years ago
literally what happened to luke

wglenn03 11 years ago
robot hand fricking luke skywalker in da house

GiraffesDeyBeDancin' 11 years ago
Well this is obviously in the future so what if by the time they sell lightsabers they have already invented some sort of like thing where your hand could grow back :0 or you could just get stitches like Shaun Mendes...

Wurm12Gage 11 years ago
That was a great reference there.

Robert Gibson 13 years ago
You can get a prosthetic

Mace_Hawks101 5 years ago
not everyone wants one though

Jeremy Marotta 13 years ago
I need my hand!!

zumishidozi 11 years ago
Faparm 2000?!?!? Yessssss!!!!

Juppy 9 years ago
I could just fight him

Caulin Turner 11 years ago
Luke Skywalker

GrungyXboxpro 10 years ago
No games? No this is too sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TylerMoody 9 years ago
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yiuyiu 9 years ago
np wont read it

USB_Gamer 11 years ago
My hand ?! I couldn´t play piano or icehockey etc. anymore ?!?!?!? A lightsaber is not worth that !

Kelezura 10 years ago
I'll just get another one, then kill him.

AnimeGladiator 11 years ago
LUKE I AM YOU FATHA

feedtheweirdo 10 years ago
yes it will hurt a little but it will be automatically cauterized and stuff, you'd be fine

BlueBlade 7 years ago
Me realising my dad doesn't care enough to cut my hand off: YES

SilentKills115 11 years ago
Star Wars!

BAZOOKANOODLE 9 years ago
What if your dad died in an explosion

the117doctor 9 years ago
The parts magically rejoin.

uwillneverknow 11 years ago
My hand is special i cant let this happen

TheDarkTypeGymLeader 8 years ago
Fight me, father. You can't possibly cut my head off

TheDarkTypeGymLeader 8 years ago
I mean hand sry

Reptyl232 11 years ago
I am sensing a refrence here

Massi 10 years ago
Lightsaber hands

jennyloveskittens314 12 years ago
Dude! It's an f-ing light saber!!! Holy $hit!!

Anonym 10 years ago
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johny c0ugar 10 years ago
LUKE SKYWALKER ...and how cheap are we talking about $1.000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cheap cuz thats a good deal

Patricia Davies 13 years ago
only if i get to cut his hand off too/

Shadow Korosu 11 years ago
Robot hand that can punch through walls.

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Hello Upside? Upside doesn't exist. Understandable, have a great day.

Hydrow 11 years ago
chop his damn head off before he does it.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

damenb 11 years ago
Then make it my left

AJ_Vincent 9 years ago
I'm ambidextrous. BRING IT ON!

@PsycoBacca 11 years ago
What's the downside? ROBOTIC HAND?!?!?!!??!!??!!??!

kath.dilemas 10 years ago
I have a bad feeling about this ( presses the button)

JavierisAwesome 11 years ago
That would be awesome even if your hand was missing

ShadowCatREAL 9 years ago
i don't know my dad i never met him plus robot hand

UniverseGuyRY 12 years ago
What if my dad hasn't been born yet *mysteriously fades into the darkness*

LilDoesMinCraft 10 years ago
Idc I can be sasuke

KennyTruong 10 years ago
I don't care

Ryan Larimer 13 years ago
only if I can get a robot one
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