Lightsabers are invented and are cheap and legal to own.
but
Your father cuts off your hand with one. If your father is dead, a zombified version will do it.
I will not


Maharid2 years ago
Nah, not worht it.

Hide Kannagi 9 years ago
I COULD BE LIKE EDWARD ELRIC

Ikatzo7 years ago
I am seeing Full Metal Alchemist right now :v
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I are scotland9 years ago
It just wouldn't be the same if everyone has one

WolfRex7 years ago
Still. You can duel people

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
Guns are already a big enough problem.I don't need to hear about school saberings every time I turn on the news.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Ah, a fellow westerner! How was it 5 years ago?

megalot9 years ago
If they had the technology to make something as high powered light sabers for cheap, then wouldn't it be better to invest it on something more friendly. Like virtual gaming. Then we can play with all the light sabers we want in there.

RGPZ7 years ago
I Dont Understand I Mean Like What Downside Is There

LYnksYs9 years ago
Well I mean, come on, if we're living in a universe with zombies and cheap lightsabers, another completely nonsensical thing like robot limbs and appendages are going to fucking exist. These percentages only further prove that half the population is brain-dead.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Half the population played this game past 3:00 am
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Salplayz7 years ago
luke

Luke Owen12 years ago
Think about it... ROBOT HANDS! Who needs real hands when you have ROBOT HANDS AND LIGHTSABER!

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
It only says the light saber rxist, not robot hands too
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PartyCrasher2037 years ago
Star Wars much?

DrakeDes8 years ago
My father"s in jail

EXCESS8 years ago
literally what happened to luke

wglenn039 years ago
robot hand fricking luke skywalker in da house

GiraffesDeyBeDancin'10 years ago
Well this is obviously in the future so what if by the time they sell lightsabers they have already invented some sort of like thing where your hand could grow back :0 or you could just get stitches like Shaun Mendes...

Wurm12Gage9 years ago
That was a great reference there.

Robert Gibson12 years ago
You can get a prosthetic

Mace_Hawks1014 years ago
not everyone wants one though

Jeremy Marotta12 years ago
I need my hand!!

shadowtheif98 years ago
I’ll have a lightsaber surgically attached on the nub where my hand used to be

Fishtank-Productions7 years ago
Pfffff xD

ME262Pilot10 years ago
Love this one

lazoreffect9 years ago
Fuck my hand I will just get a robot one

Doomqwerlast year
I mean my dad was cremated so unless he is gonna go force ghost that is gonna be hard

Bad or good9 years ago
It's like the battle were you fight darth Vader

diddo4 years ago
Guys... the lightsaber has ALREADY BEEN INVENTED!!!

Wurm12Gage9 years ago
Mom, do u here that, I'm gonna be in a Star Wars movie. MOM.MOOOOOOOOOOM

HarleyHatter8 years ago
So Luke Skywalker?

homestuckfan2210 years ago
it's called a robot hand

Fishtank-Productions7 years ago
Um. A lightsaber AND a bionic hand? Sign me tf up!

Overlord 42039 years ago
How would a zombie be smart enough to hold a lightsber with out cutting it's own hand off

FreddyRules2288 years ago
id get a replacement

Superghost3311 years ago
Use the force Luke. Use the force.

HomuraAkemi9 years ago
So basically luke skywalker

Baconman308 years ago
Starwars?

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago
OMG LOL RUN AND HAVE ONE HAND

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
I have a Kagune what's better than that

Juppy7 years ago
I don’t have a father... LOOPHOLES

Spartan A71610 years ago
get a prosthetic with a plasma rifle in it

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
cool, I'll finally find out who my father is/was.

PokemonKing29579 years ago
on a previous question i pressed the button so i can get my hand back lol

Angels-Love-All8 years ago
Two words: Lesbian parents

alexblr10 years ago
The light Saber will coterize the wound then u c can get a robohand

Mine88229 years ago
What if your adopted

GenjiGames8 years ago
I could get a hook. DEFENSE AT ITS FINEST!

vorpike10 years ago
everyone having lighsabers would be a huge problem... also, i'll consider myself lucky if i only get my hand cut off in such a world

Snowydog98241019 years ago
"...your hand..." cause us humans only have one hand

Dudavilhosaaa6 years ago
I don't have a father anyway...

Kimilirengzix9 years ago
Reminds me oh starwars, and i HATE starwars

Mikslay9 years ago
i could be winter soldjar

#thug life9 years ago
Robot hands! Whats better?

DragosPopescu8 years ago
Cool bIt dangerous

DragosPopescu8 years ago
*but

jennyloveskittens31411 years ago
Dude! It's an f-ing light saber!!! Holy $hit!!

Luciepat7 years ago
Lightsabers are worth a hand!!!
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