Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

LiittleLeopard7 years ago

Hambirger Guy Holy shit dude don’t rape people

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Dylexa8 years ago

See that could totally backfire because if the professor is incompetent, then you don't learn anything. So you'll get your degree, but then have no skills for your career.

ProXelaetoR9 years ago

We dont speak english here in israel so win-win

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

fuck you

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TheFallenWeasleyKilljoy8 years ago

If they"re incompetent they won't see that I have earbuds in listening to my music

gamingcrisis10 years ago

sleep in class ._.

herpadeder8 years ago

Just skip it all-I'll pass it anyway

Keithedoodles10 years ago

If you pass every class you take, can't you just, like, play a Wii U, PSP, DS, etc.? -.-

Keithedoodles10 years ago

Like, the entire time?

Tina Saxe12 years ago

That's pretty much reality now anyway. :(

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

shut up poor

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AimForTheFace20067 years ago

That sounds accurate to my actual high school.😈

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

died

Gorgi123Smart7 years ago

i only know english i don't speak english so he can speak my languege so i can know what he"s speaking

Motherfucking8 years ago

JustRandomSomeone8 years ago

I live in Turkey...

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

fuck you

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Tricky8 years ago

But I live in Brazil, the teachers should speak portuguese. Also, my College course is 4 years long but may extend to 6 years most If I fail some classes. So why the hell would I press the button?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

NNo I mean Forthe idiots that couldn't pass in reality this is an opportunity

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breadstikk9 years ago

fine by me

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

no

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm gonna pass the class so what does it matter how they talk

Ertojek5 years ago

Bu ur not going to gain aby knowledge bruhbruhhhh

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Ratee2 years ago

i don't live in an english speaking country so it"s not gonna be a problem

ninjapizzamonkey10 years ago

I live in Germany so there only needs to be on that speaks english

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Doesn't matter got summa-cumlaud So basically your average leftist tenured loser at a major American university? Seems legit.

ItsAelv11 years ago

It doesn't say they can barely speak spanish so I see no downside :P

FlameBlaze9 years ago

Ha jokes on you! I'm italian!

Javier Luis Torres12 years ago

Watch me be a doctor and watch the money pile up

Camaro71839 years ago

u pass so just bring your laptop with the sims installed XD

Lynix4 years ago

Good thing english isn't my main language Haha loophole go brrrr

WorldofBean10 years ago

I'm, uh, skipping class, so I don't have to really deal with their crap...

MisterFister9 years ago

One question.How the HELL did he get hired?

Darren_Brown7 years ago

Who cares, I pass and get a good career

herpaderp10 years ago

tht would be hilaias

Chapeeps8 years ago

Just don't pay attention to whatever they"re saying, you pass anyway

beta10 years ago

the downside is already true

geek9 years ago

I barely listen to my teachers anyway. Except my math teacher. He"s awesome.

Thebandit43510 years ago

I would get a "hearing aid" that's actually a blue tooth connected to my phone

karkat4139 years ago

rn

unavailableisunavailable4 years ago

So uh is it uk college level or uk university level?

César_Levi_Araujo4 years ago

dumb

tikirej10 years ago

My motherlanguage is German so I don't care

Omegus8 years ago

Yay.

Sebastian Simon12 years ago

â€œbarely speak englishâ€ â€“ because every person to access this website exclusively speaks English.

Anime247 years ago

Jokes on you i live in the Netherlands

FoxyIsTheBest10 years ago

If he speak portuguese,for me its ok,im Brazilian

legendary-godzilla8 years ago

it say you can so doesn't matter how stupid proffeser is you still will

Benjamin Stern12 years ago

I had a lot of fun a college, so this is actually a win-win

Esproth9 years ago

It's not about passing, it's about learning!

BrockD7 years ago

Don’t show up pass the class downside"

minemix10 years ago

If it means passing then BRING IT ON

IAmTheBirdThatWillKillYouOneDay2 years ago

I have all the skills I'll ever need. 3 months and you're done.

kircial10 years ago

1 semester of dessaux is enough thx

Smart-as-Fuck8 years ago

I also speak Spanish so....

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DrakEmono9 years ago

Well, it means I'm skilled enough to teach them lessons instead, that will be fun. And about barely speaking english... They never say they can't speak my native language, so all win for me.

Piko8 years ago

No problem, i speak spanish too :)

Omri Bitton12 years ago

LOLZ Bitch, please. I can just learn languages before that xD

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