You can speak all languages in the world
but
You will cause a zombie apocalypse
I will not

Onitmate 9 years ago
You can speak zombie language and stop the apocalypse

Christian Jarmin 13 years ago
we all know we are all waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen anyways

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I don’t believe in zombies but I believe in Aliens. Am I weird? I’m probably am because I LOVE strange and unusual things. JESSII VEE TEAM!
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Gabised 9 years ago
Surround your house with treadmills. That way, no zombies can get in

Electromagneta 2 years ago
Hum... but who will you speak with ? And what will you eat to survive ?

Guy Who Watches Slenderman 10 years ago
Totally Worth It XD

Blake Gorby 13 years ago
So I can speak zombanise?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Howlalpha they won't want trump cause he"s dumb
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imdead 11 years ago
killing patient zero before apocalypse begin is easy

Lenie Ekamper 13 years ago
So what's the downside here?

Shan Toghill-Smith 13 years ago
BRING ON THE ZOMBIES

Omar Derouich 13 years ago
Where's the downside ?

DumbName 10 years ago
downside? cant see?

eomchy 5 years ago
Alright I hear what your saying but how 🤔

WHYISTHEREABUTTON 11 years ago
i know who to sirvie but i dont want to be clematine becuz she will be haert broken and i dont want that

AyyyLOL 9 years ago
Yay! I get to kill people, as they are dead anyway!

BlueAngel03 11 years ago
Speak zombie? Form an alliance? LOOPHOLE = FOUND.

Dragongaming12340 8 years ago
WHAT I DON'T WANNA TALK OTHER LANGUAGES also i want to see a zombie

Kristoff ask you 11 years ago
fuck zombie apocalypse and what will i do to the languages when theres a frickin zombie thats not a weapon at all

GoldenMaster360420 11 years ago
Well obviously talk to the scientists who was creating zombies to make them stop... Or if they don't, call every police on Earth and execute these scientists. This is a win win.

Nerdyboi 10 years ago
Not much use if all people are zombies!

Alan Ho 13 years ago
This finally gives me a reason to kill everyone. Thank you.

the genius 11 years ago
as long you are a survivor along with other people you have never met,there would be no downside

baryy99 10 years ago
I will also finish it

Puffy 11 years ago
Just speak zombie to make them stop eating everyone. Feed them the brains of hated people afterward.

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
No way...

EineKartoffel 9 years ago
You know what? Sure. I don't see the connection.

420dollarnosebleed 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

Greencheese_dude 2 years ago
Downside?

TrymChan 11 years ago
So I can talk the zombie language? I can talk to the zombies and make peace?

OnePunch 9 years ago
Being Omni-lingual? Awesome. Zombie Apocalypse? Even Better. Downside? None.

RedstoneRubyGaming 11 years ago
WTF PEOPLE SPEAK EVERY LANGUANGE AND SUFFER AS A FUCKING ZOMBIE WHY THE FUCK YOU PRESS

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manicgames 9 years ago
It does not say when you cause the apocalypse it just cause it

Notanevildictator 12 years ago
I'd cause the zombie apocalypse because I could speak any language in the world, thus I'd be able to speak zombie. I'd be set.

Bob101 11 years ago
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WutaballisticThot 6 years ago
wuts the point of that if everyone will be zombies

bblanco514 11 years ago
start it in vegas and it stays in vegas

Mystery Of Gravity Falls 11 years ago
How does that work?!?

Terreliv 11 years ago
As Cracked.com pointed out, zombies are really stupid people. Also, they have to bite you with tiny human mouths on foot across a lot of zombie stories, AND they have only until they decompose.

RedKnight 10 years ago
Can I speak to the zombies and rule over them?

Insert_Person_Here 9 years ago
A zombie apocalypse would realistically be short-lived and the zombies would just get carpet-bombed out of existence. Meanwhile I speak all languages fluently.

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Jay2a 11 years ago
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Lostboything 10 years ago
If a zombie apocalypse every did happen we should all meet at Disney land😎

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SOOO TRUE DUDE.WE CAN SEE DAH GANG GET EATEN.MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA >=^3

AWESOMENESS2404 11 years ago
i speak zombie i tell all the zombies to go kill themself or we kill them in a worser way they get scared WE WIN

galolo 10 years ago
NO FUCKING DOWNFALLS!

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TheFandomReaper 9 years ago
Mm. No thanks.

Rudolf_Schenker 11 years ago
Zombie apocalypse is too romanticized.

Highcen 7 years ago
Gamers Go?!

spykid 11 years ago
emm I hate knowing every thing just as I kick a button I would explore

RkhamKnight 10 years ago
Darryl... Get the crossbow

Sam Cohen 13 years ago
But can I speak Zombie is the question

DarkDragonWarrior 11 years ago
Dude... I've had this dream already... I made friends...

Memeber 10 years ago
i can speak zombie. GUYS! FREE DEAD HUMAN IN THE CREMATION THINGY
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