Will You Press The Button?

You'll have the dream job you've always wanted.

but

Every time you notice an attractive person, you'll start screaming.

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MarkSepticPie 11 years ago

I dont wanna scream everytime i look in the mirror!

num1goonlord last year

Yaoi!

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Elizabeth Palladino 13 years ago

As if I don't already scream

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies 8 years ago

*sees voice actor for erin* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hi AHHHHH

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Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago

This is a win win for asexuals.

Correct 6 years ago

Asexual? R u a cactus lmao

53NP41 11 years ago

NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Senpai: GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP!!!

Brigader_Kyon 10 years ago

Internal Screaming, so jokes on you

NodoBird 10 years ago

What a beautiful way to meet someone.

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*muffled aromantic laughter*

num1goonlord last year

Get over yourself man

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me30 8 years ago

You could scream internally

Chris Messier 13 years ago

[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

Loophole

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EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago

who said i have to scream loudly?

utubeme 9 years ago

then you"re like ough!

IdkTbh 10 years ago

This would be hilarious xD

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Well, it didn't define "scream" or "attractive", and it didn't say how long I scream.

QuarkyFuck 9 years ago

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Cj Mcbride 13 years ago

Like I would notice a *Screams loudly*

Koen Fakke 13 years ago

i don't see a difference in what i do now :)

kitten22 12 years ago

ill not scream soo loud

Pornflakes 10 years ago

*me looking in the mirror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Scohi 6 years ago

this would be a game-changer while watching porn

Star Flash 11 years ago

I dont scream i shout

Prism 9 years ago

*Screams* MY EYES!!!

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

Wait I have all this now... Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

Senpie notice me?

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

just scream for .1 of a second

Psycho333 10 years ago

It didnt say how loud it even if it was an external scream

Kait Likins 13 years ago

I already do that anyway... just quietly

YtJulia26 8 years ago

What if you are dating the attractive person??

Wendy 11 years ago

Almost nobody's attractive to me

Doge360 10 years ago

It"s just like you work in the porn industry.

Racism 2 years ago

Fortunately my dream job doesn’t involve going outside

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago

I see attractive people almost everywhere

Wolvine101 10 years ago

My dream job is to be imitate veliciraptors, so...

Helloiamhavingaseizure 5 years ago

Just be blind

funnygamer21 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tyler- 9 years ago

*looks in mirror* AHHHHHHHH

Hanako 12 years ago

I always scream in joy and hug the person to death and cry a river, so I don't see a problem.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

So essentially I turn into a girl? NOPE!

Jinx Me 11 years ago

I can't scream.

lexxtheauthor 9 years ago

I already awkwardly ramble at them telling them that they are attractive so just at my normal level of voice? Eh, why not?

Josie Howard 13 years ago

And say 'OMG IT'S [Insert Famous Person's Name]!!!!!!!!" and make your escape

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 10 years ago

Dream job: porn star First day on the job AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pyrodabber 10 years ago

lol

Xochilt Carrasco 13 years ago

I would.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

*aroace maniacal laughter*

Wolfie_Playz_ 11 years ago

Scream in ur head

ElectriCat1 8 years ago

My dream job is not having one yet being rich anyway...

Roxiesboy 11 years ago

I already do this

Niccat 4 years ago

So basically Sanji lol

phantastiic 11 years ago

Oh um I'm screwed

Jernej 9 years ago

My dream job being an astronut not seing many people

nightpop 11 years ago

Isnt this called fangirling?

Spiderp 9 years ago

I'll just move somewhere either filled with unattractive people; or someplace cold where everyone has to wear a lot of layers.

Cheeziswin 12 years ago

I pressed the button that makes me mute because I know all the languages. Jokes on you.

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