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39975 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 52258 (57%) did not.
You'll have the dream job you've always wanted.
but
Every time you notice an attractive person, you'll start screaming.
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MarkSepticPie 11 years ago
I dont wanna scream everytime i look in the mirror!

num1goonlord last year
Yaoi!
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Elizabeth Palladino 13 years ago
As if I don't already scream

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies 8 years ago
*sees voice actor for erin* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hi AHHHHH
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Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago
This is a win win for asexuals.

Correct 6 years ago
Asexual? R u a cactus lmao

53NP41 11 years ago
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Senpai: GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP!!!

Brigader_Kyon 10 years ago
Internal Screaming, so jokes on you

NodoBird 10 years ago
What a beautiful way to meet someone.

lopsidedhead 10 years ago
*muffled aromantic laughter*

num1goonlord last year
Get over yourself man
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me30 8 years ago
You could scream internally

Chris Messier 13 years ago
[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
Loophole
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EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
who said i have to scream loudly?

utubeme 9 years ago
then you"re like ough!

IdkTbh 10 years ago
This would be hilarious xD

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago
Well, it didn't define "scream" or "attractive", and it didn't say how long I scream.

QuarkyFuck 9 years ago
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Cj Mcbride 13 years ago
Like I would notice a *Screams loudly*

Koen Fakke 13 years ago
i don't see a difference in what i do now :)

raysr 8 years ago
nobody is attractive to me

Calista 11 years ago
I find almost everyone attractive. I think I'd lose my voice.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
AEOMANTIC LAUGHTER

javilin7967 11 years ago
Zelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

oldnotweak 12 years ago
this already happens every damn time i look in the mirror so we may as well make it official why im screaming

StellarChinahUniverse 10 years ago
Dkdke

seamusemery 6 years ago
what if i ducktaped my mouth or cut my vocal cords

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago
*Laughter from the asexuals in a faraway distance (including me)*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
And me.

KoolGal 10 years ago
Didn't say that I had to scream loudly. It could be a tiny, short scream

creeperno999 8 years ago

SonicBash95 11 years ago
Im screaming 24/7 Anyways, so

Potatogurl3 9 years ago
I already do that anyways lol

Louriana Davis 13 years ago
I don't need everyone in the house waking up when I'm about to kill them. -_-

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago
I'll scream for like 0.000001 seconds, and at a very low voice. Like, it doesnt specify how long or how loud.

bloodbane27 11 years ago
My dream job is screaming at attractive people

HPotter13 10 years ago
My dream job is YouTube so that just makes em like me more

Beauchamp Baker 13 years ago
"OH GOD I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I THINK YOU'RE REALLY NEAT" *covers mouth *continues speaking into mouth*

shuhua38 last year
no, I will be scream at me

NotOnFire 11 years ago
I scream already. And it didn't state how long.

Jessi Fox 10 years ago
i would press it if it was internally

EmeraldUwU 5 years ago
this would just turn out to me barrading my friends with very loud compliments towards them

bakara_chan 11 years ago
"Hey I like you- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHAHHAHS!!!!!!!!!!!"

batik_guy 9 years ago
My dream job is to get paid £100.000/week for not screaming everytime I see attractive people 😂

DaLord 12 years ago
I Can get my dream job without the button

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
*sees crush* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

KameleonBoy999 11 years ago
but thats what i'm already doing..************... *=SCREAM!

The_Reaper_Master 9 years ago
But what if you find no one that lives in your city attractive? :))))))))

Abbigaelle Casseus 13 years ago
Isn't that fan girling

NinjaHaxD 10 years ago
I already fan-girl scream for Kaneki...so why not?

mtheman 10 years ago
scream like you"re being stabbed or scream like you won the lottery

bobshellby 11 years ago
im forever alone so I don't give a fuck

CoralineXander 8 years ago
*me blushing and yelping when I see a cutie* Cutie: Whoa, are you ok? Me: *still blushing* Y-yea, I'm sorry but you"re j-just... Wow. you"re r-really pretty...

NAM8 11 years ago
so X factor?

Raffijan_747 2 years ago
People that wish to work in a hair salon: "Your haircut is done." *screams*

JACKCENA 11 years ago
why is this even a ?

FathanFD28 8 years ago
YEET
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