Just write a fictional character that doesn't need to sleep, flawless partner. Your welcome
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UltralegoGamer11 years ago
Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
Otakusama3 years ago
I think of Azusagawa Sakuta
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Death Angel11 years ago
I would marry a vampire then, they don't sleep
SomePerson25695 years ago
I thought they slept when it is day
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Allyson Michelle Clark13 years ago
I'll just do what they did in 50 first dates, make a video for them to watch everyday when they wake up of who i am, and film our wedding, and i'll have them, and myself write down everything we did that day before we go to sleep.
Free fictional character! They have forgot you every morning but it"s better than nothing. You can also divorce them if you don't have romantic feelings for that character. I don't see the downside :)
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PokerfaceCat9 years ago
Vampires don't sleep. HERE I GO DIO BRANDO YAAAAAAY
(also he won't kill me because the last button I pressed gave me immortality)
It"s like marrying myself except I"d have married a fictional persona
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sabyoy9 years ago
Death angel your name literly says what you'll be if you marry a va!pure death u will die if you marry a vampire your a human!
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AllastroS4810 years ago
Looks like that Adam Sandler"s movie
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
The only downside is that you have to revive their memory.
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jshaw7111 years ago
I don't think I could deal with that, but that's just me...
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meatloave2 years ago
I will Marry a HoTT genie who will give me three wishes then after wild weird sex she goes away and we never see each other again
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badwolf131512 years ago
It will just be like 50 First Dates. That isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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KenWasHere2110 years ago
Can I just marry a real person?
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Imtrustworthylelelelelellelel10 years ago
I'm fine with that. It said charater so...
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Altair11 years ago
I really don't feel like a raiper to the chest
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Just-another-girl5 years ago
Jasper Hale doesn't sleep
Scan_me5 years ago
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Jennifer Packer Williamson13 years ago
Mine doesn't sleep, though.
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SofiaStylinson2511 years ago
Jokes on u, patch cipriano doesn't have to sleep because he is a fallen angel and he can't feel anything (he can only feel emotions)
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ThatsMyBoiJacob9 years ago
Wait... Why did I press the button. I want to marry my husband.
MegaDoge9 years ago
Cheater!Don't cheat on him!
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DerpyDolphin11 years ago
I'll marry one that doesn't sleep. :3
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SolsticeEclipse11 years ago
Sounds awkward like they wake up and go " who the f*** are you and why are you in my bed you creep."
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the great one11 years ago
Tigerstar also doesn't sleep
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Tayoga3 years ago
I'd marry someone who's basically a god then, so they don't have to sleep, no downside! (Wait, DO gods even need to sleep? Like, is that a thing? Well, they have limitless energy so they'd just get 8 hours to do whatever they want and I'd get to be married to a god, win-win.)
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kailaamethyst12 years ago
I'll make sure jace never sleeps. Problem solved.
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GeminiDivina10 years ago
I won.
Cas never sleeps
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ShinaHelbourne8 years ago
Just choose an Android.
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ShyFan4Fun10 years ago
Name your pet invention or kid you are
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was11 years ago
marry a godess done
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Nutce_jc.411 years ago
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Laparas10 years ago
Fuck you
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PGhostCZ11 years ago
I gained the ability to marry a non-existing person. The question here is: Will I ever do it? :D
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dankmemes1019 years ago
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suyun1011012 months ago
im not gay
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Meghan Kajira11 years ago
What's the point?
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wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken10 years ago
It will be like 50 first dates!
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BamtanJEM11 years ago
Remarry every day......... not worth it
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Sebby4life10 years ago
(Sebastian from black butler) well I will have no problem with this since he's a demon and doesn't require sleep
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underfellsans9511 years ago
Sans. HERE I COME!
Ererifangirl2010 years ago
Same XD
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Assassith11 years ago
Whats the difference now?
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Revillo_Phoenix3 years ago
I'll pick one that doesn't need sleep, pretty sure there are a good number of super powered animu waifus that have the trope of "technically I don't need to sleep, I just do it cause why not" and then tell her that she'll get amnesia if she sleeps so she stops doing it.
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Loren Button12 years ago
So just like the movie 50 First Dates? Sounds like a challenge! I accept. :)
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AceProdeJ11 years ago
She's a reality bender, I'll tell her to never sleep.
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