You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again
but
The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers
I will not


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Banette 11 years ago
Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor9000 8 years ago
They also might actually look good

shadowhacked 11 years ago
get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES 11 years ago
ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

Erog 6 years ago
Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago
the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago
We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago
You relief what
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago
kill yourself
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Jauchaelle 11 years ago
I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago
Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago
Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago
But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago
... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago
What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago
Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago
So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago
Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago
Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago
Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago
@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels
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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago
Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

oldnotweak 10 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha no downside

Sealion_iscool 4 years ago
I'm into that Win win

usuallyYES 11 years ago
just kill 'em or break up or something and convince others

Andrej_Zrnic 9 years ago
Doesnt say it stalking me

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
It implies that you would be stalked so your still screwed.

josiahmcelyea98@yahoo.com 11 years ago
Take bitter with the sweet. The bitter pieces of life are what make us human, as do the sweet parts. Taking out both makes you a bland soup.

Imastrangeone 6 years ago
Me too bro

FariyTailEpic101 11 years ago
Downside already happens >.>

Mr.Answerer 11 years ago
I have watched Fairy Tail >_>

beefjerkyzxz 9 years ago
Ehhhh just murder them all

Korie Endicott 13 years ago
at least the two most likely outcomes are that they love you forever, or kill you.

~PeachDeredere~ 10 years ago
So basically yandere's following you around?

Creepson 11 years ago
*looking outside window several times* See the stalker. Scream. Welcome to my life...

Skai 11 years ago
What do you mean I am the stalker

fishshark 8 years ago
Your stalker person will stalker you then kill you somehow

echothekirby953.jpg 10 years ago
Meh.... just ignore them.

ButtonPie 8 months ago
well .. no one has fallen in love with me in more than 20 years so .. I dont see the downside TvT

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago
Okay i accept

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Umm... I don't care much about money... especially not that much...

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Creepy stalkers aren't that bad. Every one has creepy stalked someone at least once. Plus, it doesn't says they need to creepy stalk ME.

xXCelestiaXx 11 years ago
-COUGH- yandere -COUGH-

Warbaine 9 years ago
If someone (who isn't me) had a yandere fetish this would be a win/win.

catbot2000 12 years ago
Can I pay someone to keep them away from me?

XVicent 10 years ago
Yuno can you come pls

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Fuck no!

Bryan Rowland 13 years ago
same as i am now but with lots of money

The1Dino_Man 10 years ago
Just categorize the one you love as a creepy stalker, press the button, then see them the way you want

Pushdabutton 8 years ago
Mk, so yandere-kun?

Cimitiri 11 years ago
Pin the stalkers on eachother : p

Dilan 11 years ago
Russia, ist that you?

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Just hire a hitman to pick off all the stalkers, job done.

Pyrox 11 years ago
Looks out window'. 'HUE HUE HUE ITS TIME FOR DUH BUNG BOOCE ORAGY.

Mamerrill 9 years ago
Who needs love when you have pets
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