Will You Press The Button?

You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again

but

The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette9 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor90006 years ago

They also might actually look good

shadowhacked9 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES9 years ago

ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

unimportant7 years ago

the life of some celebrities

WBGrock9 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity2 years ago

kill yourself

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Erog5 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

Steven Stulock12 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie9 years ago

You relief what

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Jauchaelle9 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp9 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS)9 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty038 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad14098 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude7 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name8 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 8 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles1239 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy9 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki10 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara12 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon7 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

procharleston15 years ago

its a win-win for me. im an asexual

Alexsupastar9 years ago

Umm isn't that what stalkers stalk?

TrueRenegade8 years ago

I couldn't live with it.

Elias VÃ¤lkki12 years ago

just be friends with people?

bennyboy2229 years ago

ooops dont want to press that anymore!

DragonEXE8 years ago

Just kill em all you need to do is kill em

Logic_Manuel9 years ago

Some stalkers can be guys lol

alolguy7 years ago

What about the people that aready are in love with you

ILiveToOffendYou9 years ago

Pressed the button without reading the down side. i don't need too.

CMANIAC18 years ago

I see no issue

Maggiecool1810 years ago

Fuck love .... who needs it

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago

Assassinate them

LEMONSNIPER12309 years ago

Soooooooooo I become senpai

KittyQat8 years ago

Who says a stalker isn't the love of your life?

oldnotweak10 years ago

win win win

Freneticoptics9 years ago

Where's the downside to this? Millions of dollars and a loyal gf

pxssqej2334 years ago

我可以请几个保镖

AlexDogeBaka8 years ago

It can be a yandere. If she is a anime yandere then there is no downside

Jack Monty Duckett12 years ago

no downside.

James Ryan9 years ago

is ok

Dilan9 years ago

I'm a creepy stalker either

Lolipopcorn4007 years ago

Kinky.. I like it.

masked_emotions29869 years ago

'the only people who fall in love with you for the REST of your life will be creepy stalkers' so what if your already ppl are already in love with you

Reddeath948 years ago

Im married, i dont need new people to love me, loophole.

NoticeMeSempaL8 years ago

Creepy (but beautiful) stalkers :))

KMastro.MF10 years ago

it might be some hot stalkers, so I'll take that chance

lizardmom.exe9 years ago

I am a creepy stalker so

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Shadow19 years ago

Creepy but hotter than hell

Nightcore10259 years ago

That means you couldn't have your dream job...

Potato_man9994 years ago

Would it be that bad dating a stalker

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