Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

stayAdragon8 years ago

just sray one

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ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago

HAH! HEY LIL CHRISTIAN KIDS! IF GAYS ARE BORN GAY THEN WHY WOULD GOD SEND THEM TO HELL? (a pedophilic priest furrows his brow at me) also, jesus isnt real.

Anormalnoob5 years ago

Whats wrong with being gay? And jebus is most likely real. But thats your opinion.

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Lostfeather2378 years ago

Does it count for enough that I'm an atheist and lesbian?

Tricky8 years ago

I am gay, atheist, anti-conservative, hate the ideology of the upper class, brazilian and white. If it wasn't for the white I already would be everything they hate, but I can be considered latin for being brazilian anyway

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SavageAnimeGod7 years ago

Downside being what exactly?

Woilock9 years ago

Why wouldn't I like to tbe hated by stupid american dicks?

dark_wolf19949 years ago

I just pressed a button that would get rid of these types of questions. Ugh.

Tricky8 years ago

I feel sorry for us. Btw I pressed a similar button

Lilith Rose Adams12 years ago

Win-win situation c:

StormTDR7 years ago

What....

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Scott Oakes12 years ago

Oh, brilliant! I'm already a gay, Muslim, young, Communist, lower-class, Arabian black woman!

Uzumakl_Naruto3 years ago

Hey Muslim isn't the opposite of Christian isn't that satanism

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Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

So I become rich too

Itsmehomie8 years ago

I'm bisexual so I don't care if someone hates me for me

Goat Demon8 years ago

I already am everything the stereotypical straight, Christian, middle-aged, conservative, upper class, American, white man hates.

CharlesDeye8 years ago

I would make my family happy regardless

they_called_us_fangirl 8 years ago

I'm already like that so I think I'll just press that button

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Meee too

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cooldood409 years ago

no downside

Marco Paschetta12 years ago

Wait, where's the downside?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Uh you change everything about you and loose your identity

Alex Bygrave12 years ago

I already am. So there's no real downside here

Ashah Shephard12 years ago

Iâ€™m already everything the stereotypical straight Christian middle-aged conservative upper class American white man hates but at least I can tell everyone I know â€œyou owe me one for like ever haha suckerâ€ so I think Iâ€™m the winner here.

Jack Seage12 years ago

There are maybe five or six people in the world (let alone America) who fit that description perfectly, so as long as none of these people gain any real power... I should be fine... right?

JuanCaa3 years ago

Would be weird to see them always happy and optimistic

Loophole man9 years ago

THAT'S RACIST!

belle297 years ago

y did 44% not pick the button wtf there was no downside

SalomeGog9 years ago

I have no idea what that man hates... Uch, nothing so bad, i guess...

Danger-Noodle8 years ago

So many triggered people here

Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

I see no downside...

Chez38 years ago

So I become a feminist?!?!?! On no!!!

Yuki.Love9 years ago

I almost didnt read the last word and was not going to press that button. Its a win-win-win.

SebastianVettel8 years ago

Yay im the stereotypical filipino drug smuggler!

Daniel Redigan Jr.12 years ago

So basically a poor, homosexual, illegal Mexican Immigrant who smokes a lot of pot.

winrg6 years ago

My family fucking sucks, this is two downsides

thesinisterelixirlast year

such a being already lives in fear of the sinister elixir

Coolcon8 years ago

I dont mind any of them except american

Finn3us7 years ago

This is an incredibly specific query

TheCameronMaster4649 years ago

don't see a downside

Spammy8 years ago

I am a gay atheist, juvenile, liberal, poor, member of isis!

Neylonium9 years ago

Fuck yes, i'll press the button, as long AS Everyone is happy ;)

LauraTruver7 years ago

You fake or

TemmieArmor9 years ago

I don't want either.

Slowpotato8 years ago

Plot twist: he hates himself.

PtdShiny10 years ago

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legenday_loop-man3 years ago

I'm black so i cant really change race so ill be fine

bbywaffles9 years ago

Ummm this is how it is anyways so...at least my family will be happy though. That's all that matters.

mcpooperson9 years ago

But I already am

ScalyWeasel8 years ago

You mean a gay Jewish black dude?

Shokua Hyuga Katsuya12 years ago

I pretty much already am, soooooo yeah

DarkBlue_BR4 years ago

I'm already a black trans woman, I see no downside

INTERNETWOW9 years ago

edgy af

Lzke7 years ago

So I'm a lesbian atheist russian arabic woman?

Ea8 years ago

What"s a White man hates?

Tricky8 years ago

LGBT, lower class, politically opposing, non-white, non-christian, non-american people. And women. Hey look I already am all of that except for being a man

Damon Wulf12 years ago

I already am except im still a white American

Z_Emruld7 years ago

That can be offensive cause I am white, American, women who is a Christian

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