you will be the richest person in the world
but
you have a terrible farting problem that makes the smelliest, loudest farts in the world so noone likes you and thinks your weird
I will not


Psykness3 years ago
So, I guess the gas is why you"re rich. A renewable fuel that only you can create, with your ass.

ArcanusShadowborne8 years ago
At least nobody"s going to stick around long enough to rip me off

Yolo Wizards9 years ago
Well I could care less but how would I be the richest person on earth if no one likes me? What is my job? And what kind of person judges one for differance? Oh..America...

imadantdmfan5 years ago
dambass

Krusek8 years ago
I can clear out a room in 5 minutes.

Francis Racicot12 years ago
spend the money inventing some sort of special pants that undo the effect of the fart and hide the noise.

PyroPyro7 years ago
"I call them Thunderpants" ... Just google it.
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Agent_Waffle8 years ago
So.... I become the richest person on the planet?

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago
wait what time is it?

AnonomusPerson7 years ago
i already have this issue can it get anyworse?

JulioLarson8 years ago
Good, I don't like people anyways -Grumpy cat

FearlessCavalry8 years ago
well, the negative part explains me so this is free money for me...

ORANGES10 years ago
Wait for another rich button to come around, one will have no downside whatsoever eventually

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Sounds like the Slitheen are at it again

RiverRainWing8 years ago
MY FANDOM CALLS ME DOO WEE WOOOOOO! WEEEE WOOOO WOOOO!
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Heaven Leigh Moyer12 years ago
i already do that

GriffinBowes8 years ago
Use downside to my advantage-I love farting with girls around

domsterpotato9 years ago
Have some surgery to fix the farting problem and pay people to like you

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago
lol

ninjadino3219 years ago
Just shower twice a day, use deodorant often, and use perfume.

FuckedUpCat3 months ago
I call them thunderpants

roses-of-random10 years ago
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PrincessSuicune8 years ago
I"d just sit in my room and make YouTube vide- wait I already do that.

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Buy air freshener or buy an anti fart machine

Enzooo9 years ago
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ShinHigaku9 years ago
Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. ... Sorry, I'm a christian... BUT I SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!!!!

ninjamonkey9 years ago
why the fuck would i care if no one likes me im rich

xSamyx7 years ago
Well..NO!! You can just get a job and you Will have some money!

Malcolm Crouch12 years ago
Ok ... wow wow WOW

chase10220410 years ago
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--likeaboss--8 years ago
all i would get is money. i already have the downside

Robonyan9 years ago
Really ni

roseclaw10 years ago
Perfume.

Migdin18 years ago
The downside is me already... except the part that no one likes me... everyone likes me

petrucci159 years ago
pay for a colon transplant

Trachnurlast year
money can solve anything >:)

Jizzygee9 years ago
Sounds like Taco Bell. They're food is too expensive and it makes you have a terrible farting problem.

OmegaDogg9 years ago
me already and just pay for gas masks and pay them to hang out with you

Swortsi6 years ago
Is there a chance of them being silent? Those are the deadliest

joshysocks11 years ago
I can buy people earplugs and gasmasks, so...

Stormyfalls9 years ago
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT! Also, why'd people think the richest person in the world is weird for that?

Tautauchev78 years ago
I already have a severe flatulence problem, my farts stink like my sister after she kisses the dirty hobo across our street"s hair, they"re quite loud, & I'm always called weird & I like it. I also still have friends after that. So to get to the point, I would only be getting the benefit.

Merissa Bryce12 years ago
Pay to get the problem fixed. Easy.

Laparas9 years ago
Did a little kid make this?

Drain8 years ago
I WILL BECOME THE NEXT DONALD TRUMP

Joseph0339 years ago
spend the money on surgery to stop farting forever.

JJgoneinsane10 years ago
The farts are me everyday, so bonus!

_.asriel._.undertale._9 years ago
So I'm trump... No thanks

pancakes is kawaii10 years ago
No. Why would anyone press the button? Why?

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
No one*, stay I'm school kids.

nobodyhas9 years ago
no one likes me anyway this is a great win for me

JMG7879 years ago
If I pressed the button, I wouldn't have anyone to shove the money in their faces!

Goliath979 years ago
Dont care I'm fucken rich and I early fart
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