Will You Press The Button?

TrueCommentlast year

Immortality is a truly harsh idea, even with immortal friends.

MLGLoopHoles9 years ago

JUSTIN BIEBER 4 EVER?!?!?! OH HELL NO!

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Just throw him in a volcano or launch him into space. He can't die, but he can't be annoying anymore

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Rebellion5989 years ago

But that means we have to live and put up with the same assholes we're dealing with now but for an eternity. No thanks.

BobDobbs8 years ago

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about everyone staying healthy. Given infinity, this'll eventually be a planet of people that are practically vegetables. Then a planet"s worth of people floating through the void of space. Forever.

Ben Michael Bentley12 years ago

death is sad but necessary. as hard as it is it to admit living forever would just be depressing.your body would slowly deteriorate and nothing would be the same as when you grew up.youd end up depressed and no way to end it considering no one can die

slhammer3 years ago

that"s when everybody is immortal when the people your friends withe are always alive it"s awesome

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MorganKrause9 years ago

no evolution

Miss Marshmello9 years ago

What if after a while (when old) you could become a baby again ? And live life all over again but never die you just keep growing over and over again

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

You wouldn't really enjoy anything as much. As nothing will be a once a lifetime experience.

joshjones3609 years ago

Sex for days

Burnt_Python_589 years ago

The thing about immortality it's not about living forever it's living with yourself forever

robbazviking 219 years ago

no accidental children for the win it say's no procreation meaning no making kids but sex is just fine because it involves it for fun so #loophole

menasay10 years ago

Well, I guess all the sex you want without condoms so... WIN.

Hyltran4 years ago

Trust me you still want to use a condom.

MorganKrause9 years ago

if no one can die that means that the human body will never deteriorate

Rainbowleap10 years ago

I wanna fuck people, I ain't presdin dat button

Little C9 years ago

Well you could fuck, just not create children.

drew231910 years ago

Do you realize how powerful this would make the forces of evil? Imagine things people do to those weaker then them...torture, endless torture...

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

dude this would be insane but like 8 billion immortal people, shit would go wild, adoption would go out of business and there will be no one more to adopt, resourches? i mean we dont need to kill to survive anymore, neither anything, so what we would do? p...[Show full comment]

Victoria Katherine Giroir12 years ago

keep these stupid fuckers on planet forever? let's not.

JoeJackelen7 years ago

Imagine a world where Trump is immortal, or any despot cannot be killed...

Sharky The Little Shark9 years ago

Oh hell no!

MegaZorddragg8 years ago

If nobody died they would be like wolverine

LuigisMansionMaster99 years ago

We would end up driving each other mad. Who WOULDNT want to end up being in a giant fight between nations?

GATIN9 years ago

no one dies at that war ...

Zachary La Terra10 years ago

Thats means hitlers back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

skyhoop949 years ago

K worlds full anyway

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Immortality is bad.

demon_overlord10009 years ago

Then the world will end in FIRE

super_lord12310 years ago

Oh my days... Let me make this clear, there wouldn't be any overpopulation because nobody procreates, meaning make babies, anymore. And there wild be no extinction because nobody dies.

GATIN9 years ago

oh that is goo-.............oh god what have i done?

George Paraskevas12 years ago

Pointless... people need to die so overpopulation does't occur (not that I think death is good, I think that it is saddening) you dumb shit.

dankmemes1018 years ago

They switched the upside and the downside again

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago

I have to live with the same judgmental assholes forever? I hate humanity, but fuck that.

TheZaner10 years ago

i never want to not die you would get board of life i dont know why some people want to be imortal its stupid and then you make other people suffer imortality

Daniel Micheal Gurling12 years ago

i cant bare the thought of death and loosing people is too hard so immortality for all

LaatDovahkiin7 years ago

I find this as a good thing no one will die and no one can overpopulat the Earth more ppl can work..

Sharky The Little Shark9 years ago

YEAAAAAH!!!(agk voice)

Wolf1238 years ago

If nobody died there"d be no room on earth lol.

BobDobbs8 years ago

With no procreation, the population would never change.

sdho20039 years ago

Life would get boring if no children were born.

Otaku_Matt 10 years ago

It woulf be cool and science would get 20 times farther because scientist don't have to restart

CoolDude3420009 years ago

But then new generations wouldn't be born who could have great ideas...

Lostfeather2379 years ago

That's stupid, some people need to die

tipoima10 years ago

Upside? Make 7 billion people suffer from eternity of NOTHING is evil

Corez_Buttonz4 years ago

If nobody died the world would get so popular that humans wouldn’t even get their own personal space. And would you like being 1000000 years old?

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Ummmmmmm...

ZacIsDaMan7 years ago

There is also a planet that rains glass sideways due too winds of 300000 miles a second

GATIN9 years ago

only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum12 years ago

I regret saying id push the button...not because I might want kids in the future, but because there are ppl id want to c dead.

Chara_the_Demon10 years ago

Death is too... important... to destroy with a silly button. :)

RedVexeD8 years ago

No thanks. You never said we didn't age.... Or get sick. Besides, if there were no kids, I"d be out of work...

xXshadow_slayerXxlast year

Man, I’ll press it later

HOUSEMD79 years ago

I meant not to press

portaljack989 years ago

Have you seen that season of torchwood where no body could die and the world went into crisis.

Nakir49 years ago

Good times

Esteban Lopez12 years ago

there are too many people on the planet anyway

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

no. bad ppl will come along and kill amost all of the ppl

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