You can shoot lazers from your eyes
but
You have a lazy eye
I will not


TheRisingSun179 years ago
more like a lazyr eye hehe....hehe.....i need a life

P1NK7 years ago
*makes bad joke and said joke is faded out by crying*

SomeGuyOnTheInternet8 years ago
YOUR EYE HAS A DEADLY LAZER

WBGrock8 years ago
Would that cause one of the lazers to fire off a little skewed?

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
Already have one. Bring it on.

TakoTheFox2 years ago
Just imagine being a kilometre away from you and seeing two random lasers going everywhere in random unpredictable directions
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MeeHee7 years ago
Obviously Yes

Isaiah A. Perez12 years ago
Just wear an eye patch over your lazy eye, and when people ask about it just lazer them to death and dance in their ashes.

SSPmrsomebody17 years ago
Oh god.... WHAT IS THE INTERNET?! In the last WillYouPressTheButton? there was this comment that said that I will die at 11:59 PM tonight unless I share it 11 times!
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bookworm19859 years ago
I'll always wear shades like MIB.

Blue Harold12 years ago
laser eye surgery works

Woll0nes2 years ago
kakarot94 real⁉️
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888thorn9 years ago
tear out the lazy eye and put it in a gun

DarrenTheKid9 years ago
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562crazygamer9 years ago
This could be bad.

Buttonking694208 months ago
WTF IS A LAZY EYE???

misthunter10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

BirdieGee8 years ago
The only possible downside I can even think of for this is will the lazy eye randomly spout lasers?

zestslash6 years ago
Used to it so yeah

ponin10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago
Soooooooo.... Cyclops with a lazy eye. For all we know he could have one.

Archergod9 years ago
say this 2 times

SwellPear9 years ago
I have a lazy eye and I can control it decently, it's just hard to see and focus out of. No downsides!

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago
Eye surgery for days

Hanin447 years ago
Shoots lasers at enemy. Kills passing by old lady in the process....

Jereme Coste12 years ago
This is extremely dangerous...I did push the button though.

deez nootz9 years ago
firein meh lazor

DarriDJ8 years ago
Me to

FourArmz9 years ago
Nice pun.

urboyreese138 years ago
why dis shit say 47 years ago

TheMailman1139 years ago
They'll call me The -Laz-

therealobama3 years ago
wear a laser proof eye patch

MegaArthur10 years ago
It can be cured. I think.

Sos123457 years ago
That would be fucking hilarious.

JohnPariah11 years ago
RAZY RASER

Hi im Fred8 years ago
Well the ground gonna be so mad then

Prism8 years ago
How useful is laser vision? Honestly?

Ashley Lancaster12 years ago
A lazy laser eye?

The Meme god9 years ago
You wouldn't have to turn you head to shoot the lazers

Pig2079 years ago
dont you mean a lazy-r eye?

Dilan9 years ago
Get a lazy eye. Wear eyepatch. Eyepatches are awesome.

mmnis2 months ago
squid game win

notmi9 years ago
So one lazer and one badly aimed lazer... i can close my lazy eye right?

Glennator8 years ago
I HAD a lazy eye once

Destructer2464 years ago
Could be just me but this sounds hillarious

Chibulz10 years ago
ponin = dumbass

finnkid18 years ago
So I'm sollux

Sixbere9 years ago
OK STUPID LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Seth Eric12 years ago
Lazyr Eye

PuePop9 years ago
Sounds perfect! WATCH OUT MILITARY HERE I COOOOMEE!!!

SamuelWalsh7 years ago
What happens if I close my eyes?😐

Hey Dad, Its A Rock!9 years ago
Look up when doing it

popro59 years ago
PRESSED THE BUTTON BECAUSE IMMA FIREIN MAH LAZOR

Godandjesus8 years ago
Already have one. There is no downside
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