You can shoot lazers from your eyes
but
You have a lazy eye
I will not

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago
more like a lazyr eye hehe....hehe.....i need a life

P1NK 9 years ago
*makes bad joke and said joke is faded out by crying*

SomeGuyOnTheInternet 9 years ago
YOUR EYE HAS A DEADLY LAZER

WBGrock 9 years ago
Would that cause one of the lazers to fire off a little skewed?

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
Already have one. Bring it on.

TakoTheFox 4 years ago
Just imagine being a kilometre away from you and seeing two random lasers going everywhere in random unpredictable directions
Load more replies

MeeHee 8 years ago
Obviously Yes

Isaiah A. Perez 13 years ago
Just wear an eye patch over your lazy eye, and when people ask about it just lazer them to death and dance in their ashes.

SSPmrsomebody1 8 years ago
Oh god.... WHAT IS THE INTERNET?! In the last WillYouPressTheButton? there was this comment that said that I will die at 11:59 PM tonight unless I share it 11 times!
Load more replies

bookworm1985 11 years ago
I'll always wear shades like MIB.

Blue Harold 13 years ago
laser eye surgery works

Woll0nes 4 years ago
kakarot94 real⁉️
Load more replies

Hi im Fred 10 years ago
Well the ground gonna be so mad then

Sos12345 9 years ago
That would be fucking hilarious.

JohnPariah 12 years ago
RAZY RASER

Pig207 11 years ago
dont you mean a lazy-r eye?

Prism 9 years ago
How useful is laser vision? Honestly?

Ashley Lancaster 13 years ago
A lazy laser eye?

The Meme god 10 years ago
You wouldn't have to turn you head to shoot the lazers

Glennator 10 years ago
I HAD a lazy eye once

Dilan 10 years ago
Get a lazy eye. Wear eyepatch. Eyepatches are awesome.

mmnis 2 years ago
squid game win

notmi 11 years ago
So one lazer and one badly aimed lazer... i can close my lazy eye right?

Sixbere 11 years ago
OK STUPID LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Destructer246 6 years ago
Could be just me but this sounds hillarious

Chibulz 12 years ago
ponin = dumbass

finnkid1 10 years ago
So I'm sollux

SamuelWalsh 9 years ago
What happens if I close my eyes?😐

Seth Eric 13 years ago
Lazyr Eye

PuePop 11 years ago
Sounds perfect! WATCH OUT MILITARY HERE I COOOOMEE!!!

Hey Dad, Its A Rock! 10 years ago
Look up when doing it

popro5 11 years ago
PRESSED THE BUTTON BECAUSE IMMA FIREIN MAH LAZOR

Godandjesus 9 years ago
Already have one. There is no downside

Hannah A Jones 13 years ago
I HAVE ALREADY HAD A LAZY EYE I WIN. I WIN THIS BUTTON PRESS.

Axolotltltltl 3 years ago
More like lazyir eye

smsff7 11 years ago
already have one

Ridragon 10 years ago
BRING IT

LawOfTheSeas 11 years ago
I find laser eyes to be a tad overrated anyway.

Sazuki103 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

springbonniev2 10 years ago
same as Meggles

Yolo-rolo 11 years ago
I will give myself lazer eye surgey by looking in the miror

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago
Depends on your definition of large...

Pondicek 11 years ago
Far Cry 3 - Blood Human. :D (Original: Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon)

Frostshire 9 years ago
How lazy tho?

Chad Hopphan 13 years ago
Eye patch

GeorgeSnorewell last year
Just close your lazy eye?

Scrub lord21 11 years ago
True one eye works so use that one

Toodles 10 years ago
Well there are glasses that can correct that plus I can always take my glasses and kill everyone or just the bad guys be like superman

NoahGoesNuts 10 years ago
what if you shoot through ur eyelid? smh

slendercut 11 years ago
DERPY EYE MY LITTLE PONY RULES

joebamayeet 6 years ago
ads keep blocking the button

lamooregalore 12 years ago
I would buy some cool sunglasses like Cyclops. :D

reanuly 11 years ago
at least you can have a reason to sleep

Realinkmaster 9 years ago
I already have one
Load more comments