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You can change any one thing in your life
but
But you can only do it once, and it takes five years off of your life-span
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sansundertale. 2 years ago
* "I wish for infinite wishes that can change anything." Button: "Kay that's five years off your life." "I wish for 5 more years of my life." Button: "...Damn he got me."

lucapri last month
it should've been 10 years so that the 2 -5's cancel out

404errorss last year
改變我能改變的次數 改變我能活的時間

404errorss last year
講錯 是活

Strrg 10 years ago
Step 1: add number of wishes of your choosing +1 Step 2: wish for the things you want Step 3: add back the lost years + 5 (for the step 3 wish) CONGRATULATIONS! You have (X) and your original lifespan!

EarthPenguin862 2 years ago
Clearly Buttonpresser25678 hasn't seen the Lazarbeam video
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
i want all my wishes to come true... and besides, God's gonna come back in 25ish years or so, what difference is 5 years gonna make?

EarthPenguin862 2 years ago
9 years have passed and no signs yet buddy
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Jimmy Tortellini 13 years ago
I want to... add 6 years to my life-span.

Moina 4 years ago
Boooooooooring, what you should do is give yourself infinite godlike reality bending abilities that you will use to give yourself an infinite lifespan while you rule over all
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Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
Wait so your like an animigous from Harry Potter I mean most of the animigui die young like Sirius, James, petigrew, and lupin

Braxbro 9 years ago
Change the fact that I can only change one thing to be able to change three. Give myself immortality, practically infinite money, and use the third for the ability to do this.

Coaster 9 years ago
1. Infinite wishes. 2. Add infinite years to my lifespan. 3. Enjoy your free woshes!

Coaster 9 years ago
Wishes*

swedishlego 9 years ago
I'll add a medicine that gives me 10 extra years to my life and infinite wishes.

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago
Just add infinite wishes they come true to your life!

Nick Jaworski 13 years ago
i'd add some zeros to my bank accounts. i think that's worth five years

Mrpooperman 9 years ago
Your bank account would still b 0 ur poor lmao
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Davd 11 years ago
Aight. True love or secret billionaire. It's not how long you live; that's just a number. It's what you do with your life that matters.

GrandmaBBQ 10 years ago
Yeah that's great and all but if I live forever? I have forever to do all that and then some . . . and then some more, soooo . . .

Zachary Adams 13 years ago
What if you wanted to change how many years you will live?

GalladeMapper 10 years ago
I will go to the Pokemon world.

shadowflight666 11 years ago
I'd change the fact that I can only change one thing

Marioman2401 6 years ago
I will change a fact that i pressed this button.

Ruzi Pony 13 years ago
I would happily give away 5 years of MY lifespan if only my beloved pets would get that addad to theirs (and live them healthy) ... as rodents they tend to pass away at 2.5 years. :( <3

loganator35 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Soggywaffles 9 years ago
I would have made myself have super powers! Be all like pew, pew, pew, and like , whooosh!!!!

Pineapples 10 years ago
I would press it and change my life so that i have the super power to copy and paste. Nice 50 dollar note there may aswell copy that 10000000 times and boom

Demon1987 9 years ago
I want all my wishes to become true

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
I think it's worth it to invent a cloning machine.

Trexsol 2 years ago
it is a power that you have, clicking this button doesn't activate it, it gives it to you. no downsides.

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago
Change death, bitch.

Alexthecat47 5 years ago
My one thing is that all people that want to be different genders, instantly become that gender and can change back if they want to.

YamiYugi 12 years ago
I'll just change my life span

Mekoo 10 years ago
change that i can change infinite things and one thing would be add 5 years to my life span

Nasos 8 years ago
Fuck my life span I want cookies

Xavier H. North 13 years ago
I would make myself straight.

NinteN 11 years ago
What's infinity minus five? Infinity!!

lh0000 10 years ago
i want to be able to have no limits to what how many/ how much of my life i can change

2Fab4U Asuna 11 years ago
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Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago
Take the number pie off your life wait wait I just broke my brain

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
make myself a god

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
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enzo121305@gmail.com 10 years ago
i want to...have unlimited life with my friends and family

WBGrock 11 years ago
i would win the billion dollar lottery.

FanaticUniversalist 6 years ago
I choose to change my biological sex. Women live longer so five years off my life-span are compensated.

Kyle Robinson 13 years ago
Become immortal and never age.

9manny99 11 years ago
I want to add the ability to never show aging past 50.

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
o.ooooooo is still 0

DestroyerOfTime 9 years ago
I"d add 100 million years to my life and become invincible

Shafie1211 10 years ago
My dick

The_Bird21 9 years ago
I think I"d probably wish to be just like Tony Stark without he superhero duties. I could eventually invent immortality. Sooooooo bam.

James gammon 10 years ago
Have more than five years life span

goodman 11 years ago
Well I would become super smart to create the cure for death

Dogizmaster 11 years ago
I'll change my lifespan to 5 days longer than the universe will last.

Bradinator343 5 years ago
Actually being with someone I love is worth spending 5 years. *Presses button so hard it breaks*

YamiYugi 12 years ago
I'll just change my life span

honeybEE 9 years ago
If it only happens once, then it can only take 5 years off my life once, so not such a big loss

best will you press the button player 11 years ago
I want to be immortal
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