* "I wish for infinite wishes that can change anything." Button: "Kay that's five years off your life." "I wish for 5 more years of my life." Button: "...Damn he got me."
lucaprilast month
it should've been 10 years so that the 2 -5's cancel out
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404errorsslast year
改變我能改變的次數 改變我能活的時間
404errorsslast year
講錯 是活
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Strrg10 years ago
Step 1: add number of wishes of your choosing +1
Step 2: wish for the things you want
Step 3: add back the lost years + 5 (for the step 3 wish)
CONGRATULATIONS! You have (X) and your original lifespan!
EarthPenguin8622 years ago
Clearly Buttonpresser25678 hasn't seen the Lazarbeam video
Boooooooooring, what you should do is give yourself infinite godlike reality bending abilities that you will use to give yourself an infinite lifespan while you rule over all
Wait so your like an animigous from Harry Potter I mean most of the animigui die young like Sirius, James, petigrew, and lupin
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Braxbro9 years ago
Change the fact that I can only change one thing to be able to change three. Give myself immortality, practically infinite money, and use the third for the ability to do this.
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Coaster9 years ago
1. Infinite wishes.
2. Add infinite years to my lifespan.
3. Enjoy your free woshes!
Coaster9 years ago
Wishes*
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swedishlego9 years ago
I'll add a medicine that gives me 10 extra years to my life and infinite wishes.
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LOLLoopholes10 years ago
Just add infinite wishes they come true to your life!
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Nick Jaworski13 years ago
i'd add some zeros to my bank accounts. i think that's worth five years
Aight. True love or secret billionaire. It's not how long you live; that's just a number. It's what you do with your life that matters.
GrandmaBBQ10 years ago
Yeah that's great and all but if I live forever? I have forever to do all that and then some . . . and then some more, soooo . . .
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Zachary Adams13 years ago
What if you wanted to change how many years you will live?
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GalladeMapper10 years ago
I will go to the Pokemon world.
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shadowflight66611 years ago
I'd change the fact that I can only change one thing
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Marioman24016 years ago
I will change a fact that i pressed this button.
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Ruzi Pony13 years ago
I would happily give away 5 years of MY lifespan if only my beloved pets would get that addad to theirs (and live them healthy) ... as rodents they tend to pass away at 2.5 years. :( <3
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loganator3511 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Soggywaffles9 years ago
I would have made myself have super powers! Be all like pew, pew, pew, and like , whooosh!!!!
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Pineapples10 years ago
I would press it and change my life so that i have the super power to copy and paste. Nice 50 dollar note there may aswell copy that 10000000 times and boom
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Demon19879 years ago
I want all my wishes to become true
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
I think it's worth it to invent a cloning machine.
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Trexsol2 years ago
it is a power that you have, clicking this button doesn't activate it, it gives it to you. no downsides.
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MaximumDonutOverload11 years ago
Change death, bitch.
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Alexthecat475 years ago
My one thing is that all people that want to be different genders, instantly become that gender and can change back if they want to.
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YamiYugi12 years ago
I'll just change my life span
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Mekoo10 years ago
change that i can change infinite things and one thing would be add 5 years to my life span
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Nasos8 years ago
Fuck my life span I want cookies
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Xavier H. North13 years ago
I would make myself straight.
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NinteN11 years ago
What's infinity minus five? Infinity!!
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lh000010 years ago
i want to be able to have no limits to what how many/ how much of my life i can change
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2Fab4U Asuna11 years ago
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Buttonpresser256789 years ago
Take the number pie off your life wait wait I just broke my brain
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legenday_loop-man4 years ago
make myself a god
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Quack-Peep11 years ago
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enzo121305@gmail.com10 years ago
i want to...have unlimited life with my friends and family
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WBGrock11 years ago
i would win the billion dollar lottery.
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FanaticUniversalist6 years ago
I choose to change my biological sex. Women live longer so five years off my life-span are compensated.
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Kyle Robinson13 years ago
Become immortal and never age.
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9manny9911 years ago
I want to add the ability to never show aging past 50.
dude, maybe?11 years ago
o.ooooooo is still 0
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DestroyerOfTime9 years ago
I"d add 100 million years to my life and become invincible
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Shafie121110 years ago
My dick
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The_Bird219 years ago
I think I"d probably wish to be just like Tony Stark without he superhero duties. I could eventually invent immortality. Sooooooo bam.
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James gammon10 years ago
Have more than five years life span
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goodman11 years ago
Well I would become super smart to create the cure for death
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Dogizmaster11 years ago
I'll change my lifespan to 5 days longer than the universe will last.
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Bradinator3435 years ago
Actually being with someone I love is worth spending 5 years. *Presses button so hard it breaks*
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YamiYugi12 years ago
I'll just change my life span
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honeybEE9 years ago
If it only happens once, then it can only take 5 years off my life once, so not such a big loss
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