You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats evil and twisted

Jakitz last year
Okay, but who said I had to use it? Might as well have it in a life or death situation.

NotAPotato 11 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj 4 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell 10 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug 7 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat 10 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire 11 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna 10 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights 8 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang 11 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Elizabeth Grace Bartram 13 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Karma-the-cat 10 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie54321 10 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius 10 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Panfoo123 10 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj 11 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople 9 years ago
First

NeatSocks 9 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep 10 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Every single one. That's millions of people all smacking your face. No.

TFrizzle35168 11 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins 13 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake 13 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan 13 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou 10 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

TiffanyS 11 years ago
Okay so I just don't use it myself. I can still get insanely rich from it.

Turret 2 years ago
So if I go to an important moment in history and get smacked by a historical figure, am I famous?

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
Every historical figure... Some of them were really chubby, okay? And there were a LOT of historical figures! you would get over a billion smacks with one use! ( Every historical figure that ever existed!)

Cheesynob39 4 years ago
imagine getting slapped by hitler

Allyixia 11 years ago
I like being smacked

Zucchiniboy 9 years ago
you cant be smacked by what you kill .

olemartin 12 years ago
i would sell it

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago
*gets slapped by george washington* *gets slapped by hitler* no downside

fripon 11 years ago
just try me George joan o the arch!

Diamond Sparkle 13 years ago
Where is the downside?

Slayy 10 years ago
Doesn't specify how hard.

John Nutter 13 years ago
Using it would likely kill you then...how could you survive the thousands or millions of punches, depending on your definition of "historical figures". Even so, better to have it and not use it than to not have it at all...

easy 11 years ago
*goes to hottest person that used to be alive*

LeonSitu 9 years ago
Woah, just stick a bully to where ever Xd.

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White-Out 3 years ago
I can travel to when dinos were around heheh

White-Out 3 years ago
Thus, I can't get slapped hut possibly eaten. What if I travelled to like a day before? I want arguments, people

hippo3211 11 years ago
This would pretty much make me The Doctor, he gets slapped by everybody

derpypandasnake88 9 years ago
EVERY historical figure no thanks

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
I will sell it because I don't want to be slapped by Hitler

HowDareYou 10 years ago
Can I take a picture with them before and or after they slap me? I want George Washington to hit me!

Miguel Garduno 11 years ago
kind of worried of the historical figure otherwise no downsides

Allie54321 9 years ago
George Washin- *gets slapped*

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
armor. and not everyone would hit me, because the founding fathers would approve/ come with me.

Godovlite 6 years ago
Just kill everyone in the past so there are no historical figures to smack you

Zach Lusk 13 years ago
So that means every historical figure from every civilization. So basically you would get beat to death if you used it.

Rawih 11 years ago
that will hurt all those slaps

OscarZhang 8 years ago
Hitler * smacks your safe* “NEIN”
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