You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats evil and twisted

NotAPotato9 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj2 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell9 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug6 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat9 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna8 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights7 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang9 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Karma-the-cat8 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie543218 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius8 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Elizabeth Grace Bartram12 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd7 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Panfoo1239 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj9 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople7 years ago
First

NeatSocks8 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep8 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

TFrizzle351689 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins12 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake12 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan12 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou9 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

PikaManiac6289 years ago
They never said anyone in the future

lewis04283 years ago
avoid people

Snowpaw118 years ago
"Great Scott, Marty!" "What is is Doc?" "I believe there is something wrong with the time machine! I recently traversed the space-time-continuum, and I had my most unconventional encounter yet." "English, Doc." "George Washington smacked me!" "This is heavy..."

Kxguldut11 years ago
Lol fun

Mojo127 years ago
I would do thay

Mojo127 years ago
That

Akirax310 years ago
Idc if they punch me im a human tank.

Andy Scrivener12 years ago
Slapped by King George, eh?

Chinese potato9 years ago
Accidentally and gently right?

GodlyHoopa 9 years ago
EVERYTIME YOU USE IT. Have a friend use it and go with him/her

Nick Tee12 years ago
fine... ill just sell it... fuck you

D_YellowMadnesslast month
So you'd die the first time & then your remains would get slapped for centuries? No upside.

hunterdamaniac9 years ago
Just sell the time machine for money

Queenthree27 years ago
Me: Yo Emma, I got slapped By George Washington........... Emma: I got slapped by Ben Franklin

iamfaith10 years ago
of course I can stop my brother from be born hahaha wait then I might not be born aahhh my head hurts

FractGatelast year
Billions of people slapping my face at the same time? No thanks

trollface20049 years ago
Nut thats a lo t of figurs

saintjimmy8 years ago
did you mean: the doctor

Estlo10 years ago
Is it bigger in the inside ?

sirotome1239 years ago
it just a smack on the face, little painful but still time machine is the best

QdaClue8 years ago
Look up Ali Ismail Abbas

Emma Carnerero12 years ago
I don't want to get smacked by a gladiator!

WBGrock9 years ago
To win the Billion Dollar Lottery last month? worth it.

StrudelCutie44274 years ago
I wouldn't mind getting slapped by Alexander the Pretty Alright

Hellfire9 years ago
but why

Covert Illuminati12 years ago
I fail to see the issue here

Ciaani Slayer9 years ago
It could be a sword!

juggernautgamer7 years ago
Marolin Monroe here I come

Davidasinka10 years ago
#SellingForTonsOfMoney

AquaGearGaming9 years ago
I went back in 1826 and George Washington smacked me I The face I still have the bruise but It was an honor
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