Will You Press The Button?

You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth

but

your nipples become six inches long.

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval9 years ago

Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus8 years ago

I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

NUXCO10 years ago

*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts8 months ago

ooh, another alastor :D

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Sajan8 years ago

!sdad upside down is pepsi

KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago

I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

Jacob Shores12 years ago

they have surgery for that

falcon_king34 years ago

hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it

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GordonLangell7 years ago

NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

Ahnking9 years ago

Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit1239 years ago

Le what?

CreeperDog859 years ago

Get nipple reduction duh

RetardnamedJeffy8 years ago

Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

Jimmy Entwistle12 years ago

This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano9 years ago

then you wont be sexy anymore

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lizabean8 years ago

*asexy smirk*

looptyloop9 years ago

lose lose

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.

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AceQueen187 years ago

excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe2 years ago

cry me a river bitch

dank-memes-are-gud7 years ago

What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator8 years ago

This is already me.

fickStalin7 months ago

NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!

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FireWiz049 years ago

senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Get them reduced

Undertale9 years ago

They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert9 years ago

By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider9 years ago

hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis12 years ago

Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy9 years ago

Surgen simulator

Deer49554 months ago

If it's legitimately bothersome, plastic surgery is a thing

SuperVincent12529 years ago

The down side???

Zacattac9 years ago

BURN THEM WITH FIRE

AmHereCuzAmBored4 years ago

WHY....WHY IS THIS IN HERE....THERE ARE KIDS WHO PLAY THIS GAME I-

TiffanyS10 years ago

Surgery? Surgery.

Adamus Wamus9 years ago

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RGPZ7 years ago

I don't have a crush

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Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Plastic Surgery. Problem solved.

MonkeyFist11 years ago

S...Surgery...

Mob psycho 9 years ago

Eventually you wouldn't mind showing them off

BenjaminRockstar8 years ago

Cut them off

Ethan Wang12 years ago

Have sex with the nipples

APH-k-idol9 years ago

Welp, I can just cut them off

Wolf22249 years ago

plastic surgery biches!

RWolfen9 years ago

I'm already the sexiest human being on earth.

zackman189 years ago

No that's leonardo DiCaprio

Kegflast year

Please guys I need you to pay for my nipple reduction surgery

Domixss10 years ago

No downside, GR8

Tjones8 years ago

I don't see an upside with most likely getting raped every day and having six inch nipples

gzhenni9 years ago

What the heck?

creggwhites10 years ago

if youre sexy your nipples arent 6 inches long lol

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

No,that means everyone thinks you're sexy because you have long nipples.

Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago

hahahahaha no.

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago

But I'm not kin Jun un

Nor'Easter News12 years ago

Fuck that outdated little nipple standard of beauty

Mustinator9 years ago

I DONT WANT TO BE SEXY . I WANT GAMES.

Darkstalker574 years ago

You'll be forever known as handlebars.

PbPancakes10 years ago

no downside

Baruno da sauruss9 years ago

I'll use mah nipples to slap da booty

MC SKELLY 9 years ago

how am i sexy then

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