You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth
but
your nipples become six inches long.
I will not

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago
Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval 11 years ago
Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus 9 years ago
I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

Jacob Shores 13 years ago
they have surgery for that

falcon_king3 6 years ago
hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it
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Sajan 9 years ago
!sdad upside down is pepsi

Darkstalker57 5 years ago
You'll be forever known as handlebars.

NUXCO 12 years ago
*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago
ooh, another alastor :D
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KARKAT_VANTAS 10 years ago
I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago
YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

Jimmy Entwistle 13 years ago
This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano 11 years ago
then you wont be sexy anymore
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Ahnking 11 years ago
Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit123 10 years ago
Le what?

GordonLangell 9 years ago
NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

CreeperDog85 11 years ago
Get nipple reduction duh

RetardnamedJeffy 10 years ago
Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

lizabean 10 years ago
*asexy smirk*

looptyloop 11 years ago
lose lose

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.
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dank-memes-are-gud 8 years ago
What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar 9 years ago
>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator 10 years ago
This is already me.

fickStalin 2 years ago
NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw 11 years ago
Get them reduced

Undertale 11 years ago
They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert 11 years ago
By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider 11 years ago
hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis 13 years ago
Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy 10 years ago
Surgen simulator

NAASKAR 11 years ago
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Yanderela 12 years ago
Cut Them off

RedKnight 10 years ago
That means that the dilemma is implying that six-inch nipples are SUPER sexy. So yeah, I press the button.

TheButton101 9 years ago
Why would i want to be "WANTED"

Christina Johnson 13 years ago
lol wat

Nate0211 10 years ago
does that mean i have boobs?????

Zacattac 11 years ago
BURN THEM WITH FIRE

Deer4955 2 years ago
If it's legitimately bothersome, plastic surgery is a thing

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago
The down side???

AmHereCuzAmBored 6 years ago
WHY....WHY IS THIS IN HERE....THERE ARE KIDS WHO PLAY THIS GAME I-

TiffanyS 11 years ago
Surgery? Surgery.

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago
Plastic Surgery. Problem solved.

MonkeyFist 12 years ago
S...Surgery...

Mob psycho 10 years ago
Eventually you wouldn't mind showing them off

Adamus Wamus 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

RGPZ 8 years ago
I don't have a crush
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APH-k-idol 10 years ago
Welp, I can just cut them off

Wolf2224 11 years ago
plastic surgery biches!

BenjaminRockstar 9 years ago
Cut them off

Ethan Wang 13 years ago
Have sex with the nipples

Kegf 3 years ago
Please guys I need you to pay for my nipple reduction surgery

Domixss 11 years ago
No downside, GR8

Tjones 9 years ago
I don't see an upside with most likely getting raped every day and having six inch nipples

RWolfen 11 years ago
I'm already the sexiest human being on earth.

zackman18 11 years ago
No that's leonardo DiCaprio

Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago
hahahahaha no.

gzhenni 11 years ago
What the heck?

AceQueen18 8 years ago
excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe 4 years ago
cry me a river bitch

creggwhites 12 years ago
if youre sexy your nipples arent 6 inches long lol

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
No,that means everyone thinks you're sexy because you have long nipples.
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