Will You Press The Button?

You become the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on earth

but

your nipples become six inches long.

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Im gonna smack people with my nipples.

atruval9 years ago

Screw sexiness and seduction when you've got SIX INCH NIPPLES!!!

RuthusGoofus8 years ago

I'm ace so I didn't press the button and I'm good

NUXCO10 years ago

*asexua laughter in the distance*

AlastorBroadcasts7 months ago

ooh, another alastor :D

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Sajan8 years ago

!sdad upside down is pepsi

KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago

I AM THE SEXIEST, IM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND IM THE BEST IN BED, JUST ASK SOLLUX, DAVE, GAMZEE, NEPETA, JOHN, JADE, AND EVEN MEENAH (;B

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

YOU GO WITH YOUR SEXY SELF KARKAT

GordonLangell7 years ago

NIPPLE DICKS! It’s like having two-three dicks, because nipples can become erect!

Jacob Shores12 years ago

they have surgery for that

falcon_king34 years ago

hes actually right it doesnt say you cant change it

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Ahnking9 years ago

Fuck yeah! Six inch nipples! Now i can suck on my own nipples until orgasm! Woo!

coolkit1239 years ago

Le what?

CreeperDog859 years ago

Get nipple reduction duh

RetardnamedJeffy8 years ago

Who wants six inch tits for breakfast lunch dinner......and midnight snacks 😂😂😂

lizabean8 years ago

*asexy smirk*

Jimmy Entwistle12 years ago

This implies that 6 inch nipples are sexy and seductive

luis cedano9 years ago

then you wont be sexy anymore

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looptyloop9 years ago

lose lose

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Aubree06 as some comedian has said, if the thing doesn’t kill you, the medical bill will.

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AceQueen187 years ago

excuse me im fucking asexual

fishe2 years ago

cry me a river bitch

dank-memes-are-gud7 years ago

What kind of drug was the creator on?

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

>sexiest >ugly body deffect

Frigginator8 years ago

This is already me.

fickStalin6 months ago

NEIN!!!!Stalin is sexier, ich fick Stalin jeden Tag!!

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FireWiz049 years ago

senpai notice meh

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Get them reduced

Undertale9 years ago

They didn't say anything about surgery

dangert9 years ago

By definition you're the sexiest person on earth, so everyone will think your nipples are hot?

Rohanrider9 years ago

hoo cares as long as your the sexiest person alive

Sean Leis12 years ago

Yeah surgery!

Jeffguy9 years ago

Surgen simulator

dankmemes1018 years ago

Free nunchucks! :D

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

I'LL SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY NIPPLES. GG

Alien9 years ago

WHAT IS THIS

ButtonUnMaster4 years ago

I want the long nipples but I don't want the attention of being super attractive

IronDragon2000 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

Unamedfelon7 years ago

lol why? i dont want their attention!

J-Money10 years ago

Surgery bitches!

ExtremeIdiot8 years ago

But how long would your dick be if Ur nipples are six inches?

boiboiGIRL7 years ago

Long nipples are apparently verrrry sexy

Otie McCloud12 years ago

I can't stop laughing at that image

1337X9 years ago

Obviously. Because I'm the sexiest, most seductive and wanted human being on Earth, this 6 inch nipple thing must be a global fetish.

mars20049 years ago

NO just NO

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

it said "wanted" that could be a bad thing

meatloave5 months ago

I have baby bottle nipples that I keep in a ziplock bag

BasicBro9 years ago

Plastic surgery

Aubree068 years ago

Girls don't have NIPPLES

dankmemes1018 years ago

....um....do you... do you know what nipples are?

justjesus5 years ago

Downside?

sirhades12310 years ago

Six. Inch. Nipples. SIX. F*CKING. INCHES.

JBercier8 years ago

I would want to know why people suddenly find six inch long nipples attractive

Animegeek36099 years ago

Gross!! Perves

chickenlord9 years ago

What the fuck

zlaja9 years ago

you just squish them and you will have boobs

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago

whats up with this thing and sex

Lynn Ollerdisse12 years ago

So 6 inch nipples are sexy

Victor&bull;Z&bull;Awesome9 years ago

Surgery?

EzMcC8 years ago

i dont want to be awsome

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

I'LL SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY NIPPLES. GG

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