seriously what's the point of knowing it at that point
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Darkslayer108 years ago
Teacher : class... Do any of you know what 9×9 is? Me : I know... It"s 81 Teacher : WE ARE IN SIXTH FUCKING GRADE AND YOU DON'T KNOW MULTIPLICATION!?!? Me: *google s 9×9* *shows teacher* Teacher *reads... Nine times nine is eighty one * Me: *calls offi...[Show full comment]
"Hey what do you want to eat?"
"A bagel-"
"I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP LYING!"
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Darkslayer108 years ago
Mom: when"s your birthday again? Me: Today. -. Mom: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BITCH *Head explodes of amazment* Me: damn you mother Fucker... To Be Fucking Continued (At Moms Funeral)
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AwesomeBro4048 years ago
Teacher:What is 2+2? Me:It"s definitely not 2, oh wait a minute, it is. Teacher:Wait so it isn't and is 2. I don't believe *spins infinitely* Everyone else(Including Me):*gets confused, runs away and never comes back*
Name your first child nobody boom!! nobody believes you people believe nobody
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Weirdodumbdumb4 years ago
But hills
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Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago
the downside is so ridiculous I'm just ignoring it and pressing the button anyway.
all questions include everyday or very simple, easy answers.
"Where's the ground?
*points downwards at ground*
"fucking bullshit the ground must be above us on Jupiter"
"wh...[Show full comment]
I don't care if other people don't believe me. I would still know anything I want. 😎
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lilmissloophole10 years ago
How do I find a loophole to make people believe me?
I know the answer.
PROBLEM SOLVED
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JakenAdo8 years ago
I would just make my friend loose a bet and then say it during a college lecture like a professor
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simoneisme218 years ago
now i become le child genius
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Dragonborn28 years ago
I already know what the meaning of life is.
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SteakFries8 years ago
I dont care if people dont believe me that there is a fucking asteroid the size of pluto galaxy heading towards us
Definablelife4 years ago
There’s obviously not the giant rock heading towards us is most definitely not actually coming towards us it’s much bigger then Pluto so stop lying please
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iiSailor8 years ago
Well I would know how to make every chemical reaction then prove them all.
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FloweyTheFlower999 years ago
well its their fault that they died from something stupid
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AF7 years ago
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LilacKs7 years ago
Why do I want to know everything? Then life would be no fun. I’d just want to kill myself.
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Killcide8 years ago
Just find out the answer to making people believe you. :|
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ImNotFake8 years ago
AT least you"d know when something dangerous was happening
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Watermelonman8 years ago
Hello! What is that church called? "I think it"s the "saint paul" church" No, it"s not!!!! Stop lying!!!
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Cherrybomb128 years ago
No one believes me anyway
...Yeah my class sucks
Darkslayer108 years ago
Lol same
:)
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ArealgamerC8 years ago
I can be the dick that says told you so all the time no downside
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JelleVandersnickt8 years ago
What about the question: "What should I say so that they"d believe me?"
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Vincenttonius8 years ago
So you know the answer to stopping people from not believing you?
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CAAKE8 years ago
Even if they font believe you science will prove them wrong
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RazorSB8 years ago
"I am lying"
Watermelonman8 years ago
No! You"re not lying! Well, you are right now, but not in general! At least not so far.
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TheStarsAreFalling8 years ago
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Me: 4
Teacher: YOU"RE WRONG
Me: Uhhhhh
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verycooldragon9 years ago
Betting on sports, Anyone?
Also they'll have to believe you because they win
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autocar669 years ago
Some syentists Will disagree with u bit they gonna test it out anyway to proof it but when they do they see ur Right (loophole)
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Ellie Cookies9 years ago
"The world is going to end in three months from Jupiter unexpectedly getting revenge for us saying it's not planet by slamming into earth and knocking us into the sun."
"LOL no."
"It's true!"
"No it's not"
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hollybob20048 years ago
Do you mean Pluto?
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lilmissloophole10 years ago
How do I find a loophole to make people believe me?
I know the answer.
PROBLEM SOLVED
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Genkiduro10 years ago
Just negate all answers! "Who are you?" ... "I'm not Dave!" ... "I don't believe you! You are Dave. Do you know everything?" ... "No!" ... "So you know everything!" ; "This car over there isn't blowing up in 1 min. and 23 sec." ... *everyone runs away* ...
smol_egg4 years ago
👍-You got the opposite day ending! (i don't mean the thumbs up is opposite)
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No1knowsa9 years ago
No one believes me anyways
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PickledRabbits16 years ago
1.Tell everyone you hate to stay alive
2.Make them suicide
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kircial9 years ago
I said to you it's 42 damnit, why don't you never listen to me ?
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Hereuall28 years ago
I love this one
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anakakia11 years ago
I'm fine with that. Although I would like to advance the human race, getting that amount of knowledge would make me pretty happy no matter how depressing or scary the knowledge would be.
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- X- ander9 years ago
Just cuz you know it dosent mean you have to say that just say the opposite
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lolwut45610 years ago
I would say im lying
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Callum Macdonald12 years ago
Even if they know that the answers is correct?
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fangirlschan9 years ago
So basically modern day Cassandra.... (Greek Mythology If you don't know this then look it up)
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Caribou3 years ago
Assuming the downside is real or possible or logical: "Hey, I can tell you don't want to sleep with me." "I don't care what anyone else says, the truth is I did not save those people from that fire." "I don't think you owe me a penny, sir, let alone $5,000"
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Alexanderthe89 years ago
This one was tough, but i picked no simply because what is the point of knowing everything and not being able to share your new found knowledge and everyone to be on your side.
Samalot1279 years ago
You can know everything and everyone else can suffer because they don't believe you
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NIGHTFALL9015 years ago
if I said 2+2=4 nobody would believe me........ BOI
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klausmana10 years ago
If i know who my crush likes i'd tell him my crush likes him (genius)
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AbstractVisions9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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