You receive one billion dollars.
but
You will never meet your soul-mate.
I will not


Belp2 months ago
Who needs to find love when you can just buy it?

Dog398last year
Allosexuals coping and seething rn

Averett4 years ago
Riches before bitches

Belp2 months ago
lol, I was not ready for that

Butt9 years ago
Forget about boys let's get paid!!!!!!!!

Budster5 years ago
HELL YEAH!!! NO SIMPIN TODAY BOYZ
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lazypika8 years ago
*Asexuals snickering*

Whatscoolerthanbeingcool4 years ago
*Aromantic people manically laughing*
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Faze Apex9 years ago
I don't care about soul mates I want the money

Chewyy7 years ago
Sad...

Yukitai4 years ago
So money or romance? f**king or heart-felt romance? Definitely the former because the latter is illogical and stupid (would rather spend it on games and vr and stuff)

Adrian Redulla12 years ago
They could meet you.

Belp2 months ago
Bro went Philosopher mode writing that reply
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iISdragon9 years ago
*sniffs sadly*

AriBen8 years ago
Soul mate my ass I want that money

chineese8 years ago
Fuck, I pressed the button and I'm a narcissist *Dissapears Suddenly*

Duke56019 years ago
Jokes on u a million bucks is my soul-mate!Γ°ΕΈΛœβ€š lol

Yukitai4 years ago
Cheap. Shoulda falling in love with a trillion.

RandomDude4209 years ago
They'll meet me.

CubsFan979 years ago
Soul Mate and love are two different things in my book lol

Yukitai4 years ago
There"s many forms of love (familial/god-related/pet/romance...), but soul mate = romance love, thus it"s money or romance.
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InhaleExhaleStrike!10 years ago
*presses button so hard it splits in two*

Sparkling vampire9 years ago
Haha me too!

Alanbest10 years ago
dosent matter video games is EVERYTHING!

Yukitai4 years ago
You can buy games and some games are p2w, dumdum. You can also pay for better internet and computers to increase gameplay, thus games and money are pretty related.
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GalaticDoge7 years ago
I don't want any love.

HomosuccAndGayCountries7 years ago
I'm asexual so no worries about my soulmate.

Tautauchev78 years ago
What if I"ve already found my soul mate?

Saldion8 years ago
What if you already have tho?

DrakeDes8 years ago
I already have met my soul mate.... hahahahahahahahahaha

Awesomeness88 years ago
Just because you can't meet your soulmate doesn't mean you can't meet someone that you really like.

Yukitai4 years ago
Like a friend? #FriendZoned, lmao

Flan8 years ago
Who need to meet soul mate when you can buy one lmao

Watermelonman8 years ago
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
Jokes on you: I'll never meet them anyways! D:

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer12 years ago
Jokes on you, I already found my soul-mate.

AJKITTYLOVE7 years ago
So did I 😊😊
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Cupkake_Kitty8 years ago
What if you already have

Yeetaleet3 years ago
Who needs a soul mate?

Pacifist_Sans9 years ago
Money doesn't buy you happiness

AJKITTYLOVE7 years ago
Hhahahahahahahah no.......I can get money from a soul mate if he is rich!!! πŸ˜‰

the Undead Psycho 10 years ago
Money dose not make you happy

jakon10 years ago
Does? grammar lol

Whimsun10 years ago
I'm aromantic. But then again, soul mates don't have to be romantic, they can be completely platonic too.

LetsEatPie9 years ago
I have no soul

PumpkinPai8 years ago
The 47% of us truly knows what love is ^_^

Watermelonman8 years ago
I know better: brainmelter. When my mom was in love, she kept insisting that her lover was some kind of "soul brother". Now, she hates him and he is not her soul brother anymore. Also, guys keep talkink like : your eyes are stars" or "we were MADE for each...[Show full comment]

VVsilverVV11 years ago
well if i have that much money who needs a soul mate when the all you can f whore buffet is open

wode2 months ago
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Griffguy100009 years ago
They meet me

PotataoP7 years ago
Strange. Always wanted to be a bachelor

Endet159 years ago
I already did...

mntp1907Premium2 years ago
Can't pay bills with love, guys.

Bastio the mccree9 years ago
SOUL MATES DONT EXIST

karliskraft7 years ago
Soulmates don't exist. Ba-dum-tsss

WBGrock10 years ago
you could get a lot of mates for a billion, who cares about soul. You know, settle for miss Right Now...

Gsarr9998 years ago
It doesnt say that your soul-mate cant meet you

Davis Nguyen12 years ago
Your soulmate is probably 1 out of 7 billion people. Where is downside?

UselessCompanion8 years ago
Wouldnt have happened anyway because if they were my soulmate the had a billion dollars AND I dont have a soulmate I am not even human

OptimusJiggler10 years ago
Meh I Dont love anyone and its only in this life

Ridragon9 years ago
I can buy a robotic soul mate.

MouseGirl4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513128

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
if you already met them would they fade from the fabric of reality

Pacifist_Sans9 years ago
I don't know ?__?

eatmyassyounerds10 years ago
Pfft I don't believe in soulmates
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