You're amazingly attractive and can get any man or woman you want
but
you can't have sex until you're 30 years old
I will not

cosmic_luigi_64 11 years ago
what if it is 30 dog years?

Musashi-Miyamoto 5 years ago
that would be 4 human years, so you might want to rethink that decision
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TorrentialChaoss 3 years ago
Fine with me. I don’t even like sex

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
FINALLY A BUTTON THAT USES BOTH GENDERS BECAUSE EVERYONE ISN'T GAY LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL. THANK YOU BUTTON, THANK YOU.

123nbahal 9 years ago
Englandismycity They never said there were more than two genders.
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Trailman05 9 years ago
Who cares about sex

Starsailor83 4 years ago
I know I don't! *high five*

Chaos-EldritchKnight 11 years ago
Way too young for that crap anyway.

Buggaboo4 9 years ago
I don't want it until then. There is no downside for me.

DJBurgerKing 8 years ago
They said you can't have sex with the person but it doesn't say they can have sex with you ;) Ya see I'm smart ;)........... Sometimes ._.

lewis0428 4 years ago
ULTIMATE LOOPHOLE IMMA PRESS PRESS PRESS

Raato 5 years ago
I'm asexual

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
i"m asexual soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

winterxhawk 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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Jihadimyazz 10 years ago
Free birth control yay??

RedKnight 10 years ago
You didn't clarify what KIND of years. Human, dog, or cat?

DaCosmicBlueberry 5 years ago
*confused aroace noises*

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago
32. U MAD, BUTTON?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Im 34 so the button can suck it as far as I'm concerned.
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The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
2 more years to go!

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Then that must be great for you!

BriannaDraws 8 years ago
*SMASHES BUTTON BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A CRAP*

LazyDK87 10 years ago
Just 9 months...

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago
15. More. Years. Dammit

Loophole man 10 years ago
Figured that out a long time ago. I tell everyone who asks
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Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago
37...you have no power here. Lolololol

mason2876 11 years ago
I am already quite the lady's man already. Girls can already pass out when I walk by.

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
L+ratio
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Andrew Gibson 13 years ago
I'll cuddle.

SENPAICOLISON 10 years ago
I agree sometimes cuddling can be better than a blow job.
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Surreal Evony 13 years ago
31. You mad, bro?

Coaster 8 years ago
@GONVA So you"re saying that because he is on Will you press the button he has no significant other?
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Lizmarie Nazario 13 years ago
It's only 5 years away. Meh.

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago
its too late

SparklezQueen 11 years ago
is it sad i didnt press the button

Waffle911 10 years ago
What kinda sex? Is it all sex, is oral not included? Is anal not included? If it doesnt count for Jesus, does it really count here?

Gabephelps 11 years ago
It said sex NOT that u CANT lick pussy

TheFlungedDude 8 years ago
I mean You’ll probably still look hot at 30. I don’t know.

Logic301 10 years ago
Not Worth It

wuzhu 3 months ago
so many of these buttons are easy for aces because a lot of you are weirdly focused on sex

Lunatic lynx 11 years ago
Love is stupid

Wolf59 9 years ago
Good age to end your virginity.

JonnyMcCool 11 years ago
#40yearoldvirgin

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM 5 years ago
Before 30 I can become woman or man anytime

joepsykokiller 11 years ago
oral ѕeх?

Tangimellow 9 years ago
30.....dog years

VOLDYGAMES 10 years ago
Luckly I'm planning on being a doctor so I will be done studying when I'm 30 so CHEW ON THAT BUTONG

NotARobot 10 years ago
Did not say blowjob.

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 10 years ago
Did you mean oral sex?

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
NICE!

UltimateOpprotunist 6 years ago
I don't have such weakness.

Asphodel 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago
Imma marry Jesus then

falloutfan 11 years ago
still no down side

AFatGoat 9 years ago
Make it 30 dog years LOOPHOLE

PrinceOfPranks 11 years ago
I'm asexual so it doesn't matter.

Grimlon 10 years ago
still better than not having sex at all

MarioT 11 years ago
Worth it

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Sounds good to me.I'm asexual,anyway

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago
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Darth Revan 11 years ago
I just read the comments below and I weep for mankind

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago
I wouldn't want anyone who liked me for my looks.

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
works for me
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