Will You Press The Button?

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago

what if it is 30 dog years?

Musashi-Miyamoto3 years ago

that would be 4 human years, so you might want to rethink that decision

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DerpyKitten8 years ago

FINALLY A BUTTON THAT USES BOTH GENDERS BECAUSE EVERYONE ISN'T GAY LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL. THANK YOU BUTTON, THANK YOU.

123nbahal8 years ago

Englandismycity They never said there were more than two genders.

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Trailman057 years ago

Who cares about sex

Starsailor833 years ago

I know I don't! *high five*

Buggaboo48 years ago

I don't want it until then. There is no downside for me.

Chaos-EldritchKnight9 years ago

Way too young for that crap anyway.

DJBurgerKing7 years ago

They said you can't have sex with the person but it doesn't say they can have sex with you ;) Ya see I'm smart ;)........... Sometimes ._.

lewis04283 years ago

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winterxhawk8 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

dankmemes1018 years ago

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Jihadimyazz8 years ago

Free birth control yay??

RedKnight8 years ago

You didn't clarify what KIND of years. Human, dog, or cat?

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

32. U MAD, BUTTON?

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Im 34 so the button can suck it as far as I'm concerned.

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The_MGSM_9 years ago

2 more years to go!

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Then that must be great for you!

BriannaDraws7 years ago

*SMASHES BUTTON BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A CRAP*

LazyDK878 years ago

Just 9 months...

Derrick (What a creative username)9 years ago

15. More. Years. Dammit

Loophole man9 years ago

Figured that out a long time ago. I tell everyone who asks

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mason28769 years ago

I am already quite the lady's man already. Girls can already pass out when I walk by.

AndyMan11YTlast year

L+ratio

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Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago

37...you have no power here. Lolololol

Andrew Gibson12 years ago

I'll cuddle.

SENPAICOLISON8 years ago

I agree sometimes cuddling can be better than a blow job.

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Surreal Evony12 years ago

31. You mad, bro?

Coaster7 years ago

@GONVA So you"re saying that because he is on Will you press the button he has no significant other?

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Lizmarie Nazario12 years ago

It's only 5 years away. Meh.

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

its too late

LolbitTheFunnyFox4 years ago

i"m asexual soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Darth Revan9 years ago

I just read the comments below and I weep for mankind

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

I wouldn't want anyone who liked me for my looks.

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

works for me

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Sounds good to me.I'm asexual,anyway

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago

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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Why not? Just have to wait a lot of years.....

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Didn't say intercourse

nangst6 years ago

30s and thriving

DarkPit100610 years ago

I can wait. (20 years later) Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnimeCrazy9 years ago

uh-huh. Well that don't matter to me. The internet is a good enough sex than some people.

Lelsanic10 years ago

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ElliottCombel8 years ago

so

Lidell8 years ago

Sex doasent mens no intimacy so its ok, at least i dont get penetrated whitout my will.

YourMackDaddy11 years ago

I've fuvkin' waited this long.

VOLDYGAMES9 years ago

What's rn

excuzzie9 years ago

right now i think

lewis04283 years ago

i’m a guy. i don’t mind not doing those things. if i were a girl i would not press it

gamer_suki9 years ago

Wow. God dang it!

Imagine159 years ago

24 and I prefer cuddling anyway. :)

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago

I can wait lol

im here to comment9 years ago

lmao bruuhh

Bruh1118 years ago

You can still kiss and sleep naked thou

ZaneP12 years ago

Who cares, I can wait

katherine055399710 years ago

I dont wanna have sex >;3

SlashSlayer9 years ago

DUDE I CAN FUCK WITH 95 YEARS DAAAAAAMN

caghand310 years ago

So, you can have sex only when you are a wizard.

TorrentialChaosslast year

Fine with me. I don’t even like sex

lady_with_claws9 years ago

I planned to kill myself with like 40 anyways...

Chessstar17 years ago

One, I don't want to have sex until I'm married and over 30 years old anyway, and I can get free stuff by saying I will hang out with them for it, three, if I didn't press the button, there will probably be no one that will like me in that way

matthewburchat9 years ago

fuck that shit like know one gives a flying fuck like fuck ass bitch asshole suck my motherfucking dicj fuck all that shit

MRINFINITYDOTCOM4 years ago

That"s basically virginity until marriage

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