Will You Press The Button?

Project_Oden8 years ago

Me: "Ma"am, I'll have you know that I am a registered sex offender only because I enjoy shapeshifting into other people. Woman: "Cool! I'm just gonna go." *Proceeds to call cops. Cop: "Hey! Jerry! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the precin...[Show full comment]

AngelicFoxLover9 years ago

So because I wanna be a fox... I have to touch it's butt?? *Picks up a fox* "Sorry foxy..." *pokes butt* "Yay"

Protogen_6392 years ago

i would do that anyways

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Jas2au9 years ago

Who said no gloves?

ButterBoyGamer9 years ago

True

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MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

Who comes up with these?

me245964 years ago

good question-

jtownsend8 years ago

If you need help, think: "Superpower or no superower?"

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

So? just have a baby with them before turning into them and have a baby with someone else. Loop. B)

QuantumButter10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

AlyssaðŸ¦„ðŸ’©9 years ago

lol trump haters for life

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Fj Singh12 years ago

i am gonna get so much Pussy

Wysocrazy13 years ago

Facts

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THEQB8 years ago

So I become the spy from team fortress 2

Bonkboy3 years ago

Off to visit your mother!

its me els10 years ago

IK HEB M!!!! :):):)

its me els10 years ago

IK OOK!!

KFNGook8 years ago

Yo fr tho if u wanna be Kim Jong Un that"d be weird how that shit works

ButterBoyGamer9 years ago

(Puts on Gloves) Here goes nothi- OH, SWEET GOD OF HELL!!!

Fgfg Vgcvfg12 years ago

*Touches pics of famous people online to disguise myself* (Ex: Michael Jackson, Nyan Cat, Troll Face, etc.)

me245964 years ago

it needs to be their BARE groin

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Kyler Kathan12 years ago

Gain an at will ability. The ability is subject to limitations. Ok, it's still a positive gain.

Jazz Jennings12 years ago

Matt Smith, where's the downside?

ButterBoyGamer9 years ago

LOL!

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Kinna Morgan12 years ago

*touches famous people*

SupaDupa4 years ago

me who is horny:

asdfgawc110 years ago

Andy biersack

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

You have to touch it but it never said with what. (50 ft pole over here)

ThePaulDude9 years ago

EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

SkylerFazbear1239 years ago

but... what if... theyre not human

Kier117 years ago

That"s really not that bad.

Danny Buranich12 years ago

Jennifer Lawrence?

Xxmetaglint3 years ago

Call me the pussy master

Meowzic10 years ago

I wouldn't be able to use my power then.

ShelbyC7 years ago

This is like a "only in a crisis" sort of power.

pressmedont1239 years ago

Not every has a groin

demutrudu8 years ago

how will i do it exacly

Hi101109 years ago

You don't have to do this, but it may become useful in life

xxhh4 years ago

这只是一个有特定条件的技能，就好比你要徒手攻击一个人，你就必须要接触他

rrw10 years ago

A lot of people don't know the meaning of CAN/MAY. Literally nothing changes unless you want it to.

ninjawarriorjosh6 years ago

Someone buff lit

TeamKobus28 years ago

How do i get there? Slip up trumps dick and disguise as him while 30 bodyguards are looking at me?

WetPotatoes7 years ago

Win-Win situation my dudes

BartCloni9 years ago

Godzilla. I'll be crushed by he balls.

meatloave12 months ago

I will disguise myself as myself WITH a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost, stolen or broken and with 500,000,000 tax free $ on it . No one will be able to tell the differance.... until I start doin superstuff