Will You Press The Button?

You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

but

you die at 40

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Honk Honk9 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan10 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse7 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity8 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

dbs184319 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

Felix George Liver12 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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lukec1829 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife25298 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar20037 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Maou-Sama-San7 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Based Andy12 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie8 years ago

Exactly!!

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Charlieis2swag8 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian7 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Rilesss9 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz9 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX39 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie200010 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie34610 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

WaveAquatics7 years ago

I have no interest in drugs.

Jerry Koffie12 years ago

gonna die anyways. might as well make it worth it.

iwilleatyou9 years ago

What if your 41?

cow4cow9 years ago

#TAKE DRUGS #DONT DO SCHOOL

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

You have a cow's smarts

Loophole man9 years ago

If you smoked weed you would live to 100!

doggydoply4510 years ago

drugs = eww, not gonna happen

CN_yiheng7 months ago

不好，在中国吸毒违法，而且我不抽烟不喝酒

dragonkillx510 years ago

What is the damn point of perfect health if you die at 40?

Gamer Joe8 years ago

Why would I want to do drugs, smoke, and drink, what the hell?!??!

Proffkhalifa8 years ago

I have cancer,2 upsides i guess

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago

so much for perfect health.

Joey2575847 years ago

Ummmm....... this is a trick question right?

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

i stay away from drugs allergic to smoking (i get sick from it) hmm :P

PooperSilence10 years ago

No. I hate drugs, alcohol, smoking, drinking, all of that. And then to do that worthless shit only in the end to be dying at 40? That isn't perfect health that is lying to yourself and saying that you're okay. I would give up anything for someone to see th...[Show full comment]

shipqueen287 years ago

Why do drugs exist? Time for stab

lar12379 years ago

I don't need like half of that stuff to be happy in life. Just eating will do.

DreamFantasy8 years ago

Dude, I'm only 15. There"s no way that I will do any drugs nor drink any type of alcohol in the future. That stuff ruins your mental health.

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago

So much for perfect health.

WEEMANReaper10 years ago

What's the point of life if you can't live long and have grandchildren, and see them often?

Nitro_999 years ago

Just do a drug that makes you live for ever A+

Kole6013 years ago

Where"s the upside?

cookiejargirl12411 years ago

NO DRUGS AND STILL HAVE PERFECT HEALTH

SabreRulez7 years ago

Nope that still let"s your fucking body die at low age.

James Tate12 years ago

I do this already, and I don't think I'm dying at 40 lol

Akash9 years ago

Sure I'm gonna die at 40. 40 what? Seconds? MINUTES? DAYS?! MONTHS?! YEARS? Decades?! Centuries? MILLENNIA?!

leonard8009 years ago

im over 40

Lokaghost9 years ago

the maker of this one is clearly doing one of these. (or all of them)

the intelligent aaswhole10 years ago

No up side? !

Skylord_Diamond8 years ago

INFINITE VODKA :))))))))))))

Chamonie9 years ago

^Guaranteed good life/healt until I'm 40? Hell Yes

Pharaoh_Joe2 months ago

Pharaoh Joe is already mummified at 40... ancient Egypt is not for the weak. Praise Ra

violetgjw10 years ago

Id just be eating and I don't want to live long so

FelipeTozzi8 years ago

This question is stupid

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