Will You Press The Button?

You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

but

you die at 40

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Honk Honk9 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan9 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse7 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity7 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

dbs184319 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

Felix George Liver12 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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lukec1829 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife25298 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar20037 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Maou-Sama-San7 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Charlieis2swag8 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian7 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Based Andy12 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie8 years ago

Exactly!!

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Rilesss8 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz9 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX39 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie20009 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie34610 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

Toopty22568 years ago

I don't even wanna be 18+

Purpleunny9 years ago

Isnt that.. the actual situation?

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago

we need to discuss the banana price

bighappydt9 years ago

I would not be here to press the button if this is the case..

AnayaGupta7 years ago

I do all that..... but im okay with dieing early if i have had the fun of my life

Trista Cayenne Sayers12 years ago

Then what is the point of perfect health?

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

You had me at "die at 40"

poseidon.rjk9 years ago

You will die of boredom

irlwarnersister9 years ago

Fuck no I have no reason to do those things in the first place

potatoes10 years ago

I never did want to live that long lol

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

I don't want to do any of that....

TheButtonRekt9 years ago

I prefer die a 41 ;)

Look4thestars7 years ago

Wow, such perfect health

firelord69911 years ago

Perfect health? Donate self to science and get paid a shitload!

ChrisandSamJackson7 years ago

I have a lllllllllong way to 40

Ada Hosio12 years ago

How did someone not press the button

LifeOfTheParty 9 years ago

I don't want to smoke, drink nor do drugs

Red Fox9 years ago

Drugs kill, like chuck noris

Carlos Iliop9 years ago

Im that happens and in the real life... B¡TCH

FirstDarkAngel20019 years ago

That wouldn't give me much time left in the world. u.u'

TheHalfBloodPrincess8 years ago

So ur not at a perfect health then??

ReyReymar410 months ago

Well I mean.....

nothisismiah10 years ago

only want 36 so this is good enough

VampQueenBlackRose8 years ago

What"s the point then

Look4thestars7 years ago

Well that’s not perfect health

Clara SarriÃ 12 years ago

so... Dorian Gray anyone??

Yee15617 years ago

that"s... uh... pretty realistic if you ask me...

button9 years ago

im fine

Dawnious9 years ago

Why would someone want to do drugs anyway? And if you're health, why would you die at 40?

Tr0llFace1019 years ago

I dont like any of those things, ill just avoid them o-o

WBGrock9 years ago

I am 40.

SceptileandMew5 years ago

Everyone over forty is immune gang

zackmerrick10 years ago

ok sure i am prepared then

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