Will You Press The Button?

You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

but

you die at 40

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Honk Honk9 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan10 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse7 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 10 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity8 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

dbs184319 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

Felix George Liver12 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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lukec1829 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife25298 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar20037 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Maou-Sama-San7 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Based Andy12 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie8 years ago

Exactly!!

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Charlieis2swag8 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian7 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Rilesss9 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz9 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX310 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie200010 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie34611 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

Look4thestars7 years ago

Wow, such perfect health

firelord69911 years ago

Perfect health? Donate self to science and get paid a shitload!

TheButtonRekt10 years ago

I prefer die a 41 ;)

Ada Hosio12 years ago

How did someone not press the button

LifeOfTheParty 9 years ago

I don't want to smoke, drink nor do drugs

Red Fox10 years ago

Drugs kill, like chuck noris

ChrisandSamJackson7 years ago

I have a lllllllllong way to 40

Carlos Iliop9 years ago

Im that happens and in the real life... B¡TCH

FirstDarkAngel200110 years ago

That wouldn't give me much time left in the world. u.u'

TheHalfBloodPrincess8 years ago

So ur not at a perfect health then??

nothisismiah10 years ago

only want 36 so this is good enough

ReyReymar4last year

Well I mean.....

VampQueenBlackRose9 years ago

What"s the point then

Look4thestars7 years ago

Well that’s not perfect health

Clara SarriÃ 12 years ago

so... Dorian Gray anyone??

Yee15618 years ago

that"s... uh... pretty realistic if you ask me...

button9 years ago

im fine

Dawnious9 years ago

Why would someone want to do drugs anyway? And if you're health, why would you die at 40?

Tr0llFace10110 years ago

I dont like any of those things, ill just avoid them o-o

WBGrock10 years ago

I am 40.

SceptileandMew5 years ago

Everyone over forty is immune gang

zackmerrick11 years ago

ok sure i am prepared then

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WaveAquatics7 years ago

I have no interest in drugs.

Jerry Koffie12 years ago

gonna die anyways. might as well make it worth it.

iwilleatyou9 years ago

What if your 41?

cow4cow10 years ago

#TAKE DRUGS #DONT DO SCHOOL

ArchangelAzrael10 years ago

You have a cow's smarts

Loophole man9 years ago

If you smoked weed you would live to 100!

doggydoply4510 years ago

drugs = eww, not gonna happen

CN_yiheng8 months ago

不好，在中国吸毒违法，而且我不抽烟不喝酒

dragonkillx510 years ago

What is the damn point of perfect health if you die at 40?

Gamer Joe8 years ago

Why would I want to do drugs, smoke, and drink, what the hell?!??!

Proffkhalifa9 years ago

I have cancer,2 upsides i guess

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