Will You Press The Button?

You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

but

you die at 40

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Honk Honk9 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan10 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse7 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 10 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity8 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

dbs184319 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

Felix George Liver12 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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lukec1829 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife25298 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar20037 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Maou-Sama-San7 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Based Andy12 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie8 years ago

Exactly!!

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Charlieis2swag8 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian7 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Rilesss9 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz9 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX310 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie200010 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie34611 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

iStrafe10 years ago

Best thing ever. Mom! Pass the kush!

PigHero9 years ago

i want to stay alive

KlRlTO8 years ago

The wat part is the only good part

NitroZombies9 years ago

I'm 43.....pressed the button and didn't die. Mwhaha

Ray Marc10 years ago

Basically, ur addictions will still kill when you turn 40. I dont get the logic.

Purpleunny9 years ago

Isnt that.. the actual situation?

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year

we need to discuss the banana price

Toopty22568 years ago

I don't even wanna be 18+

bighappydt10 years ago

I would not be here to press the button if this is the case..

AnayaGupta7 years ago

I do all that..... but im okay with dieing early if i have had the fun of my life

Trista Cayenne Sayers12 years ago

Then what is the point of perfect health?

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

You had me at "die at 40"

poseidon.rjk9 years ago

You will die of boredom

irlwarnersister10 years ago

Fuck no I have no reason to do those things in the first place

potatoes10 years ago

I never did want to live that long lol

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

I don't want to do any of that....

Look4thestars7 years ago

Wow, such perfect health

firelord69911 years ago

Perfect health? Donate self to science and get paid a shitload!

TheButtonRekt10 years ago

I prefer die a 41 ;)

LifeOfTheParty 9 years ago

I don't want to smoke, drink nor do drugs

Red Fox10 years ago

Drugs kill, like chuck noris

ChrisandSamJackson7 years ago

I have a lllllllllong way to 40

Ada Hosio12 years ago

How did someone not press the button

FirstDarkAngel200110 years ago

That wouldn't give me much time left in the world. u.u'

TheHalfBloodPrincess8 years ago

So ur not at a perfect health then??

Carlos Iliop9 years ago

Im that happens and in the real life... B¡TCH

ReyReymar4last year

Well I mean.....

nothisismiah10 years ago

only want 36 so this is good enough

Look4thestars7 years ago

Well that’s not perfect health

Clara SarriÃ 12 years ago

so... Dorian Gray anyone??

VampQueenBlackRose9 years ago

What"s the point then

Yee15618 years ago

that"s... uh... pretty realistic if you ask me...

button9 years ago

im fine

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