You have free, amazing coffee readily available at all times
but
It's served to you by a handless butler who spills it half the time
I will not


ANIMOO9 years ago
Can I just have the butler?

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Jacksepteye?

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Handless butler, I can get you some prosthetics, you need some.

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't like coffee

Temmie1905 years ago
Same here megan
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NovaJ7219 years ago
So I'd have a butler? Wow

TaioMalynn8 years ago
At least I have a man a job, most people with lost limbs can't help but die because of their disability

Casey Renner12 years ago
I don't drink coffee, but I hit yes because I just really want to see a handless butler.

skyrimlegend219 years ago
AMAZING SUPER DAN HI
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Bailey1169 years ago
So basically Grell in Black Butler.

Tricky8 years ago
But she has hands
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Dk_the_gr89 years ago
so what? give it to your friends or something.

KingHoldz7 years ago
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SELL A BUTLER THATS CRUEL

Furry703210 years ago
I don't like coffee so... yeah.

Joe Miranda12 years ago
I pressed it just because I want to see some poor handless bastard try and serve me coffee

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
I prefer tea

None-Is-None8 years ago
Tea! YAS
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Blake Walker12 years ago
For the sake of the butler, I'll pass.

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
I don't drink coffee, and please tell me what the FUCK Imma do with a damn handless butler?

Menkind9 years ago
Just like comedy (plus the coffee)

Mlee1177 years ago
I don’t drink coffee sooooo............ no?

reppeti10 years ago
I dont need coffee i never drink coffee

GrandmaFlexington8 years ago
I would only drink it when people I didn't like came over.

Syd The Kid9 years ago
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MrEpic90007 years ago
Coffee is NASTY! 😡

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Matt0304059 years ago
Wait What Is That True Nightmast3r?
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Fhorst9 years ago
Glass is always half-full, so is the coffee. Better a half cup of gorgeous coffee then no good coffee at all!

GonzaloMelendres8 years ago
I"d request 2 coffee cups so I will have whole one (":

newtslizard 10 years ago
but I don't even like coffee

X.aliens.X.are.X.rad.X 9 years ago
If it's only half the time then sure. Ill teach him how to not drop it

Bro_im_not_you3 years ago
Coffee abuse

nlashay169 years ago
Not a big coffee fan tbh

dc20082429 years ago
I don't want coffee, but I'll take a butler and give him robotic hands... I don't care if he spills it, he can clean it up and I don't need it

AFourTunePotato5 years ago
When I see infinite of something I always press the button. BC YOU CAN FUCKING SELL IT

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
Have never had coffee.

Robin Guten Nylander12 years ago
As long as the butler also cleans!

OscarZhang7 years ago
That would be fun to watch

Bran04don10 years ago
I hate coffee

Chris_The_Grape8 years ago
It"s still free (and amazing) coffee! Besides you could just go get it yourself after he"s made it so spilling is minimal. :D

Sami Barker12 years ago
I don't like coffee

heyhowareyoum99 years ago
Win Win Dillemarn

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't drink it, so I'd sell it.

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Good choice

A.Cypherlast year
I'll take the coffee but I'll kill the Butler once he served his purpose. It doesn't say the coffee has to be delivered by him anyway and if he can just serves me in other things besides coffee, that's also good enough. I'll keep him.

WHYISTHEREABUTTON9 years ago
i no like coffee

itsyaboi767 years ago
no downside

TurfyMink10 years ago
Might just for black ops 3 on the butler :P

BigBrainGuy4 years ago
You can just ask for a an coffe again right?

Donderpants9 years ago
I don't like coffee. But I chose yes, since if it's amazing, then surely even coffee haters like myself would find it nice. And no passive downside.... so if I need coffee, say, if I'm on a deserted island, I have a permanent water source. And I could give it to friends.

Floofula8 years ago
COVFEFE

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QueenTaylor11428 years ago
Hey, coffee. Automatically worth it.

Kyle Hamilton12 years ago
I hate coffee

martinn20019 years ago
i have a butler

SgtVinDoy6 years ago
I will never drink coffee.

Marnot_sades7 years ago
I'm allergic to coffee
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