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35770 (41%) people have pressed this button, while 50523 (59%) did not.
You have free, amazing coffee readily available at all times
but
It's served to you by a handless butler who spills it half the time
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ANIMOO9 years ago
Can I just have the butler?

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Jacksepteye?

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Handless butler, I can get you some prosthetics, you need some.

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't like coffee

Temmie1905 years ago
Same here megan
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NovaJ7219 years ago
So I'd have a butler? Wow

TaioMalynn8 years ago
At least I have a man a job, most people with lost limbs can't help but die because of their disability

Casey Renner12 years ago
I don't drink coffee, but I hit yes because I just really want to see a handless butler.

skyrimlegend219 years ago
AMAZING SUPER DAN HI
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Bailey1169 years ago
So basically Grell in Black Butler.

Tricky8 years ago
But she has hands
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Dk_the_gr89 years ago
so what? give it to your friends or something.

KingHoldz7 years ago
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SELL A BUTLER THATS CRUEL

Furry703210 years ago
I don't like coffee so... yeah.

Joe Miranda12 years ago
I pressed it just because I want to see some poor handless bastard try and serve me coffee

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
I prefer tea

None-Is-None8 years ago
Tea! YAS
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Blake Walker12 years ago
For the sake of the butler, I'll pass.

Foxabonnie8 years ago
i dont eather

ThatOneGuyNobodyKnows10 years ago
This happens to me every day. Whats the difference?

naylor9 years ago
I dont drink coffee

desihirohamada2 years ago
i'll give the butler an a for effort (and i need a friend)

DustArrow9 years ago
I don't like coffee, tea's better.

Maypaws4 years ago
Eh, I don't want to put someone through that humiliation. If I wanted coffee I can make a pretty good cup myself, and I don't drink it often "cause it hurts my throat.

Donderpants9 years ago
Don't like coffee- but as there's no passive downside, might as well. If the coffee is amazing, I suppose even I'd like it, so it might come in handy, if for instance I end up on a deserted island, which according to a tonne of these buttons I will, I now ...[Show full comment]

IkoSakura8 years ago
Meyrin? MEYRIN?!

Tricky8 years ago
She has hands, the problem is the glasses she wears

Fab Uni Corn11 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't like coffee? //Sob

Mlee1177 years ago
I don’t drink coffee sooooo............ no?

reppeti10 years ago
I dont need coffee i never drink coffee

GrandmaFlexington8 years ago
I would only drink it when people I didn't like came over.

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
I don't drink coffee, and please tell me what the FUCK Imma do with a damn handless butler?

Menkind9 years ago
Just like comedy (plus the coffee)

Fhorst9 years ago
Glass is always half-full, so is the coffee. Better a half cup of gorgeous coffee then no good coffee at all!

Syd The Kid9 years ago
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MrEpic90007 years ago
Coffee is NASTY! 😡

Mystic0Zephyr10 years ago
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Matt0304059 years ago
Wait What Is That True Nightmast3r?
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Bro_im_not_you3 years ago
Coffee abuse

nlashay169 years ago
Not a big coffee fan tbh

GonzaloMelendres8 years ago
I"d request 2 coffee cups so I will have whole one (":

newtslizard 10 years ago
but I don't even like coffee

X.aliens.X.are.X.rad.X 9 years ago
If it's only half the time then sure. Ill teach him how to not drop it

Robin Guten Nylander12 years ago
As long as the butler also cleans!

dc20082429 years ago
I don't want coffee, but I'll take a butler and give him robotic hands... I don't care if he spills it, he can clean it up and I don't need it

AFourTunePotato5 years ago
When I see infinite of something I always press the button. BC YOU CAN FUCKING SELL IT

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
Have never had coffee.

Sami Barker12 years ago
I don't like coffee

heyhowareyoum99 years ago
Win Win Dillemarn

OscarZhang7 years ago
That would be fun to watch

Bran04don10 years ago
I hate coffee

Chris_The_Grape8 years ago
It"s still free (and amazing) coffee! Besides you could just go get it yourself after he"s made it so spilling is minimal. :D

WHYISTHEREABUTTON9 years ago
i no like coffee

itsyaboi767 years ago
no downside

TurfyMink10 years ago
Might just for black ops 3 on the butler :P

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't drink it, so I'd sell it.

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Good choice

A.Cypherlast year
I'll take the coffee but I'll kill the Butler once he served his purpose. It doesn't say the coffee has to be delivered by him anyway and if he can just serves me in other things besides coffee, that's also good enough. I'll keep him.

Floofula8 years ago
COVFEFE
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