Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc9 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan8 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken8 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13138 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish7 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king34 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin8 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting9 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH9 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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ravebrain9 years ago

19 years of happiness before i have to murder a giant spider and the media has no proof that it was my wife because its a fucking spider hell yea

Thiago Faria12 years ago

I'm not even mad.

ClownCollege8 years ago

Do couples even stay together for 20 years anymore?

Duts9 years ago

Just do not marry her ... For it is 20 years after marriage

Gaburski9 years ago

Well that escalated!

Blazeheart27 years ago

Soooo if I divorce them I die. That"s not so bad...

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Apparently, this is political

OmegaDogg9 years ago

kill them at year 19 ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

LemonP10 months ago

imagine you lover turned a sticky sick giant spider

L00PHo138 years ago

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useless_account10 years ago

Bad question, doesn't make sense. How would we live "happily forever and ever" if she turns into a spider that wants to eat my flesh.

Whyyoulookingher7 years ago

Kill them in ten years free mansion not divorced

RaineyXampha9 years ago

kill it

AColdGuy4 years ago

"...and live happily forever and ever..." How could that forever happen if they turn into a mutant spider? I mean...

mpgami9 years ago

well at that point, kill the spider. it's not technically leaving them

Quack-Peep10 years ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

Or... maybe wait until you"re like EIGHTY or so and THEN do it?

bowser29 years ago

but what if she leaves me even though i don't have a celeb crush

Dorian Juge12 years ago

seal them at that point and find someone else

FurryFluffer8 years ago

So kill them as they turn. They"re likely vulnerable while changing

Emma_sprouster9 years ago

Really

Lzke8 years ago

Dude next time you see some funny plants at the side of the road, DON'T SMOKE THEM!

fez2579 years ago

*presses button* 20 years later * pukes kill myself*... this is what i would do.

xXAndFlameXx8 years ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

iEmerald9 years ago

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MemeMorto6 years ago

W H A T T H E. F U C K

Kam779 years ago

Wtf so basically I die either way

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