Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc9 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan8 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken8 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13138 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish7 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king34 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin8 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting8 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH9 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago

Kill them take a spider eye put in into a little class thing. Make the glass thing into a necklace be forever with them. :P

Pika79 years ago

But what if u have powers and turn it into poop

BLACKCOUGAR688 years ago

IKR

Drew7145446 years ago

I"d have a masive spider cage in my mansion ready for 20 years later

M7a7t7t79 years ago

What the heck, whoever wrote this is very demented.

Nigma Edward12 years ago

It's simple. Poison them 19 years and 364 days later right before new years day that night. Make sure the poison is slow killing so they will have time to transform and you won't get arrested for killing your wife, just a giant mutant spider. Tell the poli...[Show full comment]

DarkMagicMoon7 years ago

In 20 years of marriage i would probably be dead

Legos20109 years ago

Ummm, WHAT!?

Eden Rahamimov12 years ago

worf

JJsplat8 years ago

It says HAPPILY FOREVER in the top one. I click it.

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Well Then

TaylorFallon7 years ago

Um ima have to say no

TTT5009 years ago

It said live happy forever so the spider will make me happy apparently

Meghan Logan12 years ago

I dont see the problem here :/

vonsilvo9 years ago

She'll get all the flesh she needs from clones of me.

RockyBlu33 years ago

well I didn't see that coming

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Why not just kill them when they turn into a spider?

AshenShadow10 years ago

UNTIL DEATH DO US PART! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

753868 years ago

Just kill "em once there a spider

hannahrugbygirl1669 years ago

What a twist (only robot chicken fans will understand)

gwennymb5 years ago

That"s worth it. I really want to be with her, and twenty years are enough for me.

TheDrawGame9 years ago

No downside

NocturnalCro11 years ago

Death during sleep. Such a tragedy...

WhatsInAAName9 years ago

Only reason I did not press the button is because both me and my celebrity crush are happily married to people who will never turn into spiders. But If I know the imminent spider thing, I'll just keep a health amount of spider killer on hand. Problem sol...[Show full comment]

BenEmanNikolai7 years ago

What if I love said mansion?

whovianlizard049 years ago

what is this!?

Leena Olen12 years ago

So I'll just kill them. Nothing forbids that...

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