Will You Press The Button?

MelTheMelon 5 months ago

so either be a virgin or be a rich virgin?

Maharid 9 months ago

Cons already removed so no problem.

Kat3 10 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex 8 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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beddie 3 years ago

sex? thats for losers

Cadavrey 3 years ago

Asexuality :3

TheodoreMiller 10 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_25 5 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

wang_cn last year

I mean your avatar.

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Kaleah Renee Claxton 13 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

layla0yamane 6 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama 4 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Puddledrop 8 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

Bruh_bruh_69 5 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

AllastroS48 10 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

CassandraWilde 8 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz 9 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis 11 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike9090 9 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One... [Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming 11 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

whywhywhyme 6 years ago

Laughs in asexual

Mr-MemeMcMan 8 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman 8 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii2005 10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago

You mean Virgo?

Amani Day 13 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o 6 years ago

aha.. :")

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AGUXING 11 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Dakota Murphy 13 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

barokate 12 years ago

Just get some hookers... blowjob doesn't count right? :D

GhostGirl627 11 years ago

Okay uh I'd rather adopt

HerobrineYT 11 years ago

So the bad part I will do

GIB 9 years ago

If I die a virgin life won't fuck me and I can masturbate.

Xepherxv 11 years ago

im already going to die a virgin so ill push it ¯\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/¯

slacker 11 years ago

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AudomarIsBest 10 years ago

This doesn't say you already F*cked somebody, So i"m taking those free mills and leaving with no consequences!

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

i have mentioned american money before

Mollywolly 11 years ago

I'm with mrdavidwright2

Skiy Byron 10 years ago

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Foxy_elric 10 years ago

That's cool, I don't like Sex

KetherineTreader 11 years ago

What if you're already not a virgin?

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

I aint gonna fuk anyone

asdguy00 12 years ago

You guys dont know what this means.It means if you take somebody's virginity , you'll have two.Force surplus ones on assholes,they lose their bragging rights.It's a win-win-win

joy784 6 years ago

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TheMostCarelessPersonEver 11 years ago

#carelesspersonintheworld I do not care if i die a virgin.

Blue999 10 years ago

But what if I already lost it?

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

gotta get the pussy

jondoe27 11 years ago

MASTURBATION

cap3101 10 years ago

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fuck that

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Not worth it

Baughg1 10 years ago

Mayonnaise is an instruments

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