Will You Press The Button?

beddielast year

sex? thats for losers

Cadavreylast year

Asexuality :3

Kat39 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex7 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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TheodoreMiller8 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_253 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus28 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago

are you fucking eve Jesus?

Ghost_Rider4 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

Kaleah Renee Claxton12 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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layla0yamane4 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama3 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Bruh_bruh_694 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

Puddledrop7 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

AllastroS488 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

whywhywhyme4 years ago

Laughs in asexual

CassandraWilde7 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz7 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis9 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike90907 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One...[Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming9 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

Mr-MemeMcMan6 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman7 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii20059 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago

You mean Virgo?

AGUXING9 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

GinkgoBiloba9 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Amani Day12 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o4 years ago

aha.. :")

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Dakota Murphy12 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager12 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

watsonsword7 years ago

The "but" part"s gonna happen to me anyway, so I might as well have the money.

Lemurboy07210 years ago

At least I'm rich.

fat_potatohead9 years ago

with millions of dollars, nobody can die virgin

Merilille9 years ago

All the asexuals laugh.

Newsie9 years ago

As I said, I don't want sex

jitteryandnotveryglittery4 years ago

I'm asexual this is a win-win for me

Sharpskull9 years ago

money connot buy love

nikc9 years ago

ha ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

AnytaRoel8 years ago

Null and void; I'm already not a virgin

ThatGuyMagnum11 years ago

I could just hold on to the button. Then after I get laid hit it.

greaterfiend6 years ago

Im already not a virgin.

xdragonx9 years ago

Too done for this

AJSAWESOME18 years ago

Too late, couldn't press it if I tried

Edward Brown12 years ago

how do you die a virgin when you get over a million dollars? do you just kill over dead instantly?!

Best name9 years ago

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

madara069 years ago

gota have my sex

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

i seem to be getting the same buttons as before

scheuerman10 years ago

Too late! HAW HAW HAW

looptyloop9 years ago

yay no downside for me

TheUKTuber8 years ago

No deal. I don't use dollars.

pretty princess Jensen11 years ago

you will not die a virgin, at least not under my watch

Mkvii20059 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

Zachary Tomey12 years ago

Haha to late

lildragontaimer9 years ago

I could pay to have myself regenerated the.

andy beirsack9 years ago

i dont give a shit about money i want a rich emo rockstar boyfriend instead of me being rich i am a girl i just like Andy Beirsack hes funny

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