Will You Press The Button?

MelTheMelon 4 months ago

so either be a virgin or be a rich virgin?

Maharid 8 months ago

Cons already removed so no problem.

Kat3 10 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex 8 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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beddie 3 years ago

sex? thats for losers

Cadavrey 3 years ago

Asexuality :3

TheodoreMiller 9 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_25 5 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

wang_cn last year

I mean your avatar.

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Kaleah Renee Claxton 13 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

layla0yamane 6 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama 4 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Puddledrop 8 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

Bruh_bruh_69 5 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

AllastroS48 10 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

CassandraWilde 8 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz 8 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis 11 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike9090 9 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One... [Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming 11 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

whywhywhyme 6 years ago

Laughs in asexual

Mr-MemeMcMan 8 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman 8 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii2005 10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago

You mean Virgo?

AGUXING 11 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

Amani Day 13 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o 5 years ago

aha.. :")

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GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Dakota Murphy 13 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

fat_potatohead 10 years ago

with millions of dollars, nobody can die virgin

Merilille 11 years ago

All the asexuals laugh.

watsonsword 9 years ago

The "but" part"s gonna happen to me anyway, so I might as well have the money.

Lemurboy072 12 years ago

At least I'm rich.

jitteryandnotveryglittery 6 years ago

I'm asexual this is a win-win for me

Sharpskull 11 years ago

money connot buy love

nikc 11 years ago

ha ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

AnytaRoel 9 years ago

Null and void; I'm already not a virgin

ThatGuyMagnum 12 years ago

I could just hold on to the button. Then after I get laid hit it.

Newsie 10 years ago

As I said, I don't want sex

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

Too late, couldn't press it if I tried

Edward Brown 13 years ago

how do you die a virgin when you get over a million dollars? do you just kill over dead instantly?!

Best name 11 years ago

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

greaterfiend 7 years ago

Im already not a virgin.

xdragonx 11 years ago

Too done for this

madara06 11 years ago

gota have my sex

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

i seem to be getting the same buttons as before

scheuerman 11 years ago

Too late! HAW HAW HAW

TheUKTuber 9 years ago

No deal. I don't use dollars.

pretty princess Jensen 12 years ago

you will not die a virgin, at least not under my watch

Mkvii2005 10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

looptyloop 11 years ago

yay no downside for me

lildragontaimer 10 years ago

I could pay to have myself regenerated the.

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