You can choose any two people to live with you forever, and they do anything you tell them to.
but
No matter what you do, your lips are always chapped.
I will not


Slyde9 years ago
Anyone, meaning you can make fictional characters real. *rapid pressing*

x4Camii4x7 years ago
Hell yes
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Tristandapug4 years ago
F yourself
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TheSnitch4799 years ago
A threesome? *Presses button at light speed*

LNDIBGF8 years ago
sick man
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Okayisnotokay9 years ago
Get surgery for new lips, technically the new lips arent mine...

thesarehypotheticalright7 years ago
O.o

HofeHofeHofe8 years ago
This is so much more of a benefit. This is literally me.

wolfenstar9 years ago
The downside?

XxLeonKuwataxX9 years ago
Servants go fetch me my chapstick. (Why the fuck would I care anyway?)

Gerald Gears12 years ago
... But my lips are always chapped anyway...

Sporlings4 years ago
Yeah same here
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KingLokiOfAsgaurd7 years ago
Um sooooo Tom Hiddleston and Tom Holland are gonna live with me? WHO GIVES A DAMN IF MY LIPS HURT??

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago
I"d pick darth Vader and the US president

sir guy the 3d9 years ago
what happens wen they die, will I have zombie slaves?

@horrorgeek8 years ago
You tell them not to die. They can do whatever you tell them to.
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reasonswhy9 years ago
people made some good points in here wished I pressed it

AutobotDeceptionAdventures7 years ago
I don't care about chapped lips

Alioli7 years ago
So the people hate you after a while and your stuck with them?

ERRORERROR7 years ago
I can just ask if we can swap lips surgically.

GloriousDave8 years ago
Noob and smoke from Mortal Kombat...

AnotherSocialReject8 years ago
*cough* threesome *cough*

FUCKu8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Musial-Fireworks4 years ago
Redit In a nutshell

canarycry8 years ago
my enemies become my slaves mwah ha ha

DeadmanCrow8 years ago
HI BILL GATES AND OPRAH

Pokeminer8 years ago
I live with my Skele-bros Sans and Papyrus

OhTheThinksYouCanThinkSeussical11987 years ago
yeet
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MR_BACON9 years ago
You would get used to your lips hurting!

Zak Perkins9 years ago
U will use all ur money by buying chapstick

BigD1ckRex959 years ago
Um...Chapstick.

Iconoclasm_9 years ago
I'd be permanently stuck with two chumps when I'd want to be alone, and my lips would drive me insane. No upside.

JustPickOne10 years ago
So basically you have 2 slaves, kinda cruel if you ask me.

Tamás Neparáczki12 years ago
Being with people who does everything you ask is just not a good thing. Imagine a relationship without arguements. It's boring as hell.

Mixmaster7 years ago
Can they be fictional

DerpyKitten8 years ago
Uh...That"s what I have everyday...

WBGrock9 years ago
I chose Zone Tan and Jessica Rabbit.

QyqvYoshi9 years ago
do my lips hurt?

Mr Musket9 years ago
Free sex at any time mates!

maddygorgen7 years ago
HARRY POTTER AND LUNA LOVEGOOD YES!!!! And since it doesn’t say if it has to be real or not... also my lips are always chapped so...

Jaydoggg10 months ago
My lips are chapped 90% of the time anyway…

Aquagirl4 months ago
Mine too...also I'm going to be happy pressing this IM GOING TO GET TO BRING BTS PARK JIMIN AND JACKSEPTICEYE TO MY HOUSE HELL YASS!!!

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
My lipps are always chapped.

qh17309 years ago
I would choose adam sandler and peter dinkalage

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
I wanna hear your further thought on this ...

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
They"d love me anyways though, right?

hotaru2w9 years ago
why would anyone not pick this lol?

A1ink2thefutur39 years ago
I don't even own chapstick, bitch.

PsycrowGD7 years ago
The button has spoken. You must obey its rules if you click the button.

Pokemon girl10 years ago
Benedict cumberbatch and Kendall schmidt :3

113575338 years ago
My lips are already chapped anyway

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BigSex7 years ago
Sex slaves for chapped lips? Fastest hand in the west >->

Kachingg9 years ago
well if i can kiss and suck their pussy..no prob for me :3

Idkpython8 years ago
Who cares

leader of ducks9 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE NYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BlueTheFolf3 years ago
Slavers

AGENTJOKER(MLG)9 years ago
THIS CAN BE COPIED AND PASTED:WHENYOUWAKEUP, SAY UR NAME 10 TIMES, UR MOTHER 10 TIMES, UR CRUSH 20 TIMES and ur dad 100 TIMES.AFTERTHAT U GET A WISH AFTER THAT GO TO A SHOE STORE AND ASK FOR A CHEESBURGER. IT GIVES U GOOD LUCK!! (plz do dis) :D

MEME_God6 years ago
Bitch My lips are always chapped.

lilmissloophole10 years ago
Lips chapped anyway.
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