You can choose any two people to live with you forever, and they do anything you tell them to.
but
No matter what you do, your lips are always chapped.
I will not


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Slyde9 years ago
Anyone, meaning you can make fictional characters real. *rapid pressing*

x4Camii4x7 years ago
Hell yes
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Tristandapug5 years ago
F yourself
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TheSnitch4799 years ago
A threesome? *Presses button at light speed*

LNDIBGF8 years ago
sick man
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Okayisnotokay9 years ago
Get surgery for new lips, technically the new lips arent mine...

thesarehypotheticalright7 years ago
O.o

HofeHofeHofe8 years ago
This is so much more of a benefit. This is literally me.

wolfenstar9 years ago
The downside?

XxLeonKuwataxX9 years ago
Servants go fetch me my chapstick. (Why the fuck would I care anyway?)

Gerald Gears12 years ago
... But my lips are always chapped anyway...

Sporlings4 years ago
Yeah same here
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KingLokiOfAsgaurd7 years ago
Um sooooo Tom Hiddleston and Tom Holland are gonna live with me? WHO GIVES A DAMN IF MY LIPS HURT??

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago
I"d pick darth Vader and the US president

sir guy the 3d9 years ago
what happens wen they die, will I have zombie slaves?

@horrorgeek8 years ago
You tell them not to die. They can do whatever you tell them to.
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reasonswhy9 years ago
people made some good points in here wished I pressed it

AutobotDeceptionAdventures7 years ago
I don't care about chapped lips

Alioli7 years ago
So the people hate you after a while and your stuck with them?

ERRORERROR8 years ago
I can just ask if we can swap lips surgically.

GloriousDave8 years ago
Noob and smoke from Mortal Kombat...

AnotherSocialReject8 years ago
*cough* threesome *cough*

FUCKu8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Musial-Fireworks4 years ago
Redit In a nutshell

canarycry8 years ago
my enemies become my slaves mwah ha ha

DeadmanCrow8 years ago
HI BILL GATES AND OPRAH

Pokeminer8 years ago
I live with my Skele-bros Sans and Papyrus

OhTheThinksYouCanThinkSeussical11987 years ago
yeet
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MR_BACON9 years ago
You would get used to your lips hurting!

Zak Perkins9 years ago
U will use all ur money by buying chapstick

BigD1ckRex959 years ago
Um...Chapstick.

Iconoclasm_10 years ago
I'd be permanently stuck with two chumps when I'd want to be alone, and my lips would drive me insane. No upside.

JustPickOne10 years ago
So basically you have 2 slaves, kinda cruel if you ask me.

Tamás Neparáczki12 years ago
Being with people who does everything you ask is just not a good thing. Imagine a relationship without arguements. It's boring as hell.

Lauren18049 years ago
ok Jacksepticeye here i come...

OhTheThinksYouCanThinkSeussical11987 years ago
Would this mean no one else will live with you? or just not forever?

oblivionprincess10 years ago
I will be thinking about who I want to live with now

Nyxton8 years ago
Cough vazeline cough

DoYouKnowDaWay7 years ago
Ok servent flash and servent dantdm here i come!

dark_wolf19949 years ago
Eh my lips always chapped

j3r3k9 years ago
I could use chapstick anyways

Blue Shrooms9 years ago
small price to pay

LordofLightninglast year
Luffy and Goku, tell the to fight in their strongest form, and film it for Youtube

maryjaden<39 years ago
lmao thats the easyest choice I've ever made

@horrorgeek8 years ago
Tom Hiddleston and That Poppy. Who cares if my lips are chapped?

joy7845 years ago
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Shokhin8 years ago
And...

Rossomedude9 years ago
MY LIPS ALREADY ARE ALWAYS CHAPPED

Pokémon Master Red9 years ago
They can give me sexual favors...

Tytanium247 years ago
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye

SCP Foundation9 years ago
Markiplier and Blowetty Wild!!!

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Baughg18 years ago
Spamfuck

FireQueen1733 years ago
So nothing changes

Barry-Allen9 years ago
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CheapSheep9 years ago
This is a little control freakish, the two people HAVE to do anything you tell them to do? Nobody sees how bad that would be? To take away the two peoples free will? and have chapped lips...

Baughg18 years ago
But isnt it fun how easy it is to manipulate people

RickMorey7 years ago
Fuck this

The True Justice10 years ago
I will buy new lips!
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