Will You Press The Button?

pwnyboi10 years ago

They said i could be anything...so I became a human penguin that runs faster than a cheetah.

Nacho Supreme 9 years ago

Tooootaaaaaaly

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Superdude32668 years ago

ANNND THERE GOES THE WADDLER,LOOK AT HIM GO!FASTER WADDLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FOLKS

Thjmze 8 years ago

Flash: I am The Flash Me:I am the duck waddle guy! Flash: Let"s race *duck waddle guy wins

MasterGamer219 years ago

The first duck walking person to be faster than husain bolt now thats a real achievment right there

Yolo6645 9 years ago

Fastest duck waddler in the world

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I can just see the memes already...

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago

That would be awesome.

Corina Rose12 years ago

#noshame

Pacothetaco028 years ago

Q U A K

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Zacattac8 years ago

reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant" another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing

TheLaughingCoffin8 years ago

Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny

Charlieis2swag8 years ago

#ComedyIs the key Ladz

MARABOUakaJesus8 years ago

But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...

Wolfie Jade12 years ago

And fabulously waddle, I shall.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago

To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*

superninja448897 years ago

The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah

DavidVanWell8 years ago

Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements

Citrine8 years ago

Just sprint EVERTWHERE.

Citrine8 years ago

*EVERYWHERE

Sajan8 years ago

Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit

GalaxyDragons8 years ago

I'm gonna dress as a panda too

Drundor8 years ago

Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.

SPARTA9 years ago

*frantically slams button*

Shadownin1009 years ago

#shameless

QueasyCarrot9 years ago

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Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago

i would be the cutest motherfucker on earth

FlatsTheFlounder8 years ago

Don't fuck my mother! :D

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

#duck4life

duckdragon9 years ago

don't care you laugh at me well your a idiot i ram into you at full speed don't care if i look stupid

THE JEFFMAN9 years ago

So I'm Aflac?

Gabriel Aranda12 years ago

and he waddled away, waddle waddle

Bashkash9 years ago

Do you have any grapes?

LanceDaughtridgelast year

I could just say that it's the new method. And it's only when running so thats fine.

TheCookieAlfae9 years ago

gotsa go fest

Eggmaster8 years ago

waddling around at the speed of sound....

some-guy10 years ago

that would be awesome. if im jogging and someone makes fun of me i just start sprinting trip them, hit them in the head with a baseball bat, stomp there face in with my boot then cripple them or put them feet first into a meat grinder.....yes i have problems.

Theniceman9 years ago

#iamaduck

Alfa AE12 years ago

well If I'm too fast noone would see me waddle

Aschtad14098 years ago

How is that physically possible

elo342510 years ago

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Lui9 years ago

Don't be afraid to do great things

Dogethethird126 years ago

So he waddled away (waddle waddle)he waddled away (waddle waddle) TILL THE VERRY NEXT DAY bum bum bum bum budum

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

funny thing is i sometimes do that on my own

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

#Hilarious

LolJellored9 years ago

lolololololololololololol you can troll Usain so hard

MyPrecious10 years ago

Come on that's hilarious

MrAwesomeV18 years ago

Why wouldn't you want to waddle like a duck!!!!

LucasR10 years ago

I like waddling like a duck

greenparrotrice10 years ago

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DaGrayWolf9 years ago

I can't walk anyway. So....

markoSerbia6575510 years ago

fuck no

Jared D. Martin12 years ago

"bitch, i waddle faster than that" nuf said

A.Stranger4 years ago

Honestly that would be really funny.

TheCreepyChild9 years ago

I'm already very fast so, I will not press the button.

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