24738 (43%) 33447 (57%)
24738 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 33447 (57%) did not.
All newborn children from here on will be born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good loks
but
All single people over the age of 30 all die instantaneously the moment you press the button
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NovaJ7219 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single =)

MichaelIvy7 years ago
Harem? Lmao
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
So by pressing this button I get a over populated world full of spoiled brats and I kill millions of people. No thanks.

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
But it would be if we pressed the button.
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
Immunities are bad for humanity

noobcreeper2 years ago
How so
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Coaster8 years ago
Good loks?

Vicamu7 years ago
Hair loks
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mr awesomeness9 years ago
more people are born than people die

Panfoo1239 years ago
sometimes dumb people make great entertainment... plus everyone ain't perfect, plus i don't want lots of people (or very few people idk peoples stories) to die

Donutsu5 years ago
(A)Not being perfect is what makes people interesting and beautiful individuals.(B)What about Asexual people over 30?

TotallyToxic9 years ago
For the greater good

Mike90907 years ago
Without imperfection there is no perfection.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
“And when everyone’s a super… no one will be.” - Syndrome

A.Stranger8 years ago
I played ROBLOX.... Oh.... I don't think so.....

Floyd Ervine Darling12 years ago
sucks to suck

MajorMomHappy8 years ago
I know a guy over 30. He"s single. Presses Burton to kill him.

NextGen4049 years ago
GENOCIDE SUKS

ThePaulDude4 years ago
If I press this I'll die, FUCK THAT!

someonee7 years ago
Not killing loads of people just so new people will be amazing

JamesJay8 years ago
No man over 30 is single they just haven't decided what they want hehe

GrungyOnGmod7 years ago
well there goes 20% of women and 60% of men, sh*t

Coffeeyote8 years ago
Fine with me

Jacksharkquack9 years ago
Huh... my math teacher isn't dead tet lier. Jk.

KirbyKid5203 years ago
sorry grandpa.

Dman17 years ago
I don't want to lose my parents

Sgsb5 years ago
Lol

I-am-me7 years ago
**** immunities we have medisin

thegardenofwho7 years ago
Noooo not Meryl Streep and Cher and Maggie Smith and... D:

That_Guuy9 years ago
hehehehhahahahahahaha -pushes button- >:-3 sorry fuckers ^_^

Etherealstorm8 years ago
Married. Im good.

PlatinumAgent899 years ago
Umm, overpopulation!!

JanSewi4 years ago
I will force all singles over 30 to marry eachother then i press the button and then they all get divorced.

levijones9 years ago
you know what the gays can go with them

Juvenile_Jew7 years ago
its so subjective like what if ur parents are still divorced or you know someone single over the age of 30.

WBGrock8 years ago
Dead, but worth it.

StrayNotee547 years ago
Hmm, babies with good loks are essential

Akroma8 years ago
What"s "Looks"?

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
no autistic ppl. My brother is autistic. Also, if everyone is smart, no one is. Also, being autistic is awesome but it means you're differant than everyone. everyone cant be perfect if one is differant. and if everyone was perfect dat b boring. also, think about the pardoxes. SP00KY

Coffeeyote8 years ago
I'm OK with that, I won't ever do drugs. The bad part of this doesn't effect me in any way

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
remind me to press this in 4 months

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Remember to press this six months ago.

BigDaddyWingnut7 years ago
I don't want to die by pressing a button, so no.

JethroJireh8 years ago
Anyone? Marriage?

Sir. Snarlington9 years ago
ಠ╭╮ಠ

DTRIPP8 years ago
Good loks enough said

ChewYuHou7 years ago
so we basically kill millions to save infinite pple in the future? hmmmm....

SquidHat7 years ago
Who cares if they have good loks.

Anonymgord8 years ago
I'm under 30

m93654287 years ago
I'm 29

TheThinker9 years ago
Um, what is a lok?

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
remind me to press this in about 3-4 months

MarianasPilots8 years ago
All the people I know are either young or married. I have nothing to lose.

ClawedWinter7 years ago
Key word: Single

Rust_0107 years ago
I pressed it for all the deaths.

Akroma8 years ago
What"s "loks"?

MusicBonez7 years ago
Could someone just explain what "good loks" are?
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