You can conjure food and water magically.
but
Every time you sneeze a rapidly evolving colony of germs form and must be destroyed before they evolve to the point of threatening the take over of earth.
I will not


trentyour59 years ago
This is what goes on in the mind of a germaphobe.

Dominator912 years ago
yep
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JuliaSnee8 years ago
Where"s Levi when you need him.

mebruh9 years ago
Oh well that only sounds like, EVERY DISEASE EVER

RamenKingu9 years ago
Sneeze into your magic mold bread. Watch war happen while snacking on magic popcorn.

12345678910123456789104 years ago
Idc about earth I c about me!

ChloeEatsCake8 years ago
Hold in your sneeze

Jackson Bridges12 years ago
sneeze into a bucket of hand sanitizer

Hastiry3 years ago
man Iam dieing
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LailaandLana8 years ago
Jokes on u, IDC about reddit

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wrong sub my guy

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
Doesn't say when they will threaten to take over the world...

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Cat45308 years ago
😐 um I'm really confused 🤷🏼‍♀️

DeathNinjaGamerHD8 years ago
Every time you sneeze a rapidly evolving colony of germs form and must be destroyed before they evolve to the point of threatening the take over of earth. there are more than 1 wrong words.o fu am analphubit

Poliswagatron8 years ago
Just cut of your nose/ voldemort style

endergirl18728 years ago
YEET. u can still sneeze tho

Foxmaster888 years ago
Dude WTF just sneeze into an cup then put plastic wrap on it then the can't escape.

itsyeboiblake8 years ago
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Foxmaster888 years ago
Wtf three nothing

itsyeboiblake8 years ago
Don't sneeze

thebat108 years ago
Threaten😏

BenjaminDupaix8 years ago
sneeze into a fire or some acid... or just have your sinuses removed

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
Just say watermelon before you sneeze

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED9 years ago
make a barrier of food whenever u sneeze

Nintendo64forever9 years ago
nose plugs anyone?

Ricocheif9 years ago
Live in a hazmat suit.

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Foxmaster888 years ago
STOP POST ING THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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fiddelsticks9 years ago
always carrie hand sanatizer spray

RenxConverse9 years ago
dont you want to taste the food?

RenxConverse9 years ago
but dont you want to tsste the food?

A strange person9 years ago
Sorry, but the typo means the downside is invalid. It should be "to" instead of "the" at one point.

Zacattac9 years ago
conjure all the food then learn who to stop sneezes and if i can't then i will conjure more food and die so i don't destroy the earth.

booksrule1239 years ago
Honestly if I had this the world would be dead right now, given that I sneezed six times while writing this. (and I'm not even sick) But it didn't say they were particularly fast-evolving, not even that they were trying to evolve and kill us. I think this is just what already happened.

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
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red3449 years ago
sneeze in a bottle of liquid soap

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
Free food bitchs!

bruh_unlimited9 years ago
Bandage on nose problema solved ;)

SummerBlank9 years ago
Just sneeze on a napkin and then burn it

FatheredPuma819 years ago
Just don't sneeze then...

Skyguy1981 9 years ago
N9oooooo my fear bacteria viruses

Brennon Wilson9 years ago
Just stay away fom things that make u sneeze

Catastrophically Ravishing (CR)9 years ago
How do those things even relate to each other?

petrucci159 years ago
just sneeze into an anti-bac tissue then

Rose🌹🌹🌹9 years ago
To much food is bad for you so I pass

LolOmgYolo10 years ago
I don't really sneeze...

Swagmander10 years ago
make a cup of water that makes it so you cant sneeze

Boo Cakes12 years ago
That escalated quickly o.o

MemmyLuvsCats9 years ago
So true

winterwolf191110 years ago
I imagine having a cold

The-akinator4 years ago
Sure! Let the world burn while I have all the food cuz I mean, why not?

Mjcanlove7 years ago
Boring

downlink10 years ago
who the hell came up with that????

Boone Formhals12 years ago
Good thing my favorite passtime isn't sneezing.

endergirl18728 years ago
well that escalated quickly...

BR-storming3 years ago
What proportion was taken... I prefer to buy food at the market.

assgoblin697 years ago
Hand sanitizer
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