you can make out with a person of your choice
but
shortly afterwards, they will vomit on your shoes
I will not

Litteral CanadaBall Right Here 10 years ago
Plot twist: The person vomits rainbows

Yukitai 5 years ago
Plot twist: They vomit sugar (which only confuses the narrator, no one else cares, nor does it affect the one vomiting, it just appears out of their mouth, magically made)
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MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
WHAT ARE THOSE

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago
THEY ARE MY CROCS.
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Bon_Bon666 11 years ago
OMG!!! OMG!!! SEMPAI PUKED ON MY SHOES!!!! NEVER WASHING MY SHOES AGAIN!!! (my reaction to if this happens)

Lucario9906 3 years ago
not one of these repliers (nor the commenter) will see the pearly gates
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Harriplier 10 years ago
Doesn't mean I have to be wearing them 😏

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
Yyaaasss

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago
I have a closet of old shoes...

TheGamerSage 9 years ago
Then lucky you!

spaceinvader900 11 years ago
Don't want to have sex

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago
It didn't say anything about sex

Misterotakuboss 11 years ago
That is why you get crocs. Always bring a pair of shoes you hate :D

Yukitai 5 years ago
Wear sandals. You can slip out of them just as they start spewing, whether they spew words of love or what they ate.
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Ashlynn Kirkland 13 years ago
It's okay Benedict Cumberbatch. Let it out.

nish151 8 years ago
Just wear ur worst shoes
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MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
Sex after

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
Worth it.

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
I'm assuming that they puke a minute or two later, because the food is bad in the restaurant we"re eating at on a hot date right?

bmtt734 10 years ago
Oh no my poor shoes........fuck the shoes

Yukitai 5 years ago
Sounds like a shoe fetish, wanting to f**k shoes, smh.

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago
Are they willingly doing this or am I a rapist now?

Lucas27 10 years ago
Hell yea! 😈

William Cody Cox 13 years ago
Walking barefoot tonight.

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago
@LemonMoon no he/she will go to your house pick a pair of shoes and then vomit on it
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Marie Löwe 13 years ago
Totally Worth it

Nobodyyyyyy 5 years ago
People with a vomit kink:

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
so wear waterproof boots when you make out

TheAlphaDog 9 years ago
don't wear shoes in the first place

WelcomeToThePinkParadeBitches 11 years ago
Vomit doesn't gross me out at all

Kitzy_Kat 10 years ago
OMG HEICHOU , COME TO ME LEVI SENPAI

19mcctre 10 years ago
what if you dont have shoes?

rising_demon 12 years ago
I'll just put my shoes aside

POKEMANER_31 11 years ago
they will vomit on them eitherway

Reb 11 years ago
Have a rag on standby.

Corvuz 7 years ago
"make out"?

poopingpete 11 years ago
"WHAT ARE THOSE"

JasperTehClod 11 years ago
DOESN'T MATTER MADE OUT.

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
I don’t care if she vomits on my shoes. I got to make out with her. That’s all that matters to me.

La leche 11 years ago
Yes or no???

John Headshot Jones 13 years ago
So every party iv'e been to...why are the hot ones always so drunk?

thedrarryiscoming 9 years ago
ill bring an old, crappy pair of tennis shoes that i hate.

Ender_Dragony 11 years ago
*girl vomits on your shoes* *you vomit on her shoes*

Ana Zetan 13 years ago
woth it

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
WORTH

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago
Let me buy some worthless sperrys

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago
ASEXSUAL

ChickenDumplings 6 years ago
Does that person vomit EVERY time you two make out? Or is it just once?

Duckz69 11 years ago
MY shoes? OH HELL NO.

Chocolate-Chip-Cookie 9 years ago
It"s just washing later.

PeytonJay 12 years ago
worth it.

AndresIM 8 years ago
Ill wash it...

Jbear50 11 years ago
worth it

Longhurst 12 years ago
Eh, worth it

CRAFTBHOY24 11 years ago
Just wear sponges

TylerJosephJoshDun|-/💚 11 years ago
Josh Dun vomit on my shoes? I dont really think ill mind all that much.

SENPIA!!!!! 10 years ago
YES!!!!!

Dawnelle Guyton 13 years ago
worth it

googoo_gaga 3 years ago
Depends on shoes......

Genisus246 11 years ago
Just wear sucky shoes.

Feralstar 9 years ago
Loophole: just walk away immediately after.
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