Will You Press The Button?

You eat whatever you want and never get fat

but

you must kill your parents first

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Ibrahim Ramy 11 years ago

I imagine that the people who have pressed the button will also eat their parents afterward

meatloave 4 months ago

parents pot pie

Blaze___Lord___ 11 years ago

whoever pressed is corrupted as fuck

Frey 4 years ago

I didn’t click it but some parents do

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MemeLordCthulhu 11 years ago

Holy shit, you 26% of people are demon spawn

1tzm3hh 6 years ago

Or they have abusive parents

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dfuzzbear 9 years ago

my parents are abusive! i dont give a damn!

DoubleSided101 9 years ago

you go, bear.

Nexey 10 years ago

How about I press the button, but wait for my parents to naturally die? Loophole

xFazzax11x 11 years ago

24% of people are sick

Ic3eLad 6 years ago

@Lamentation I really doubt that out of the 73899 people who clicked either of the buttons, 17185 of those people have dead parents

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Jack-O-Chica 9 years ago

What if your parents are assholes? I'm in

johny c0ugar 10 years ago

30% now f***ing hitler people

Ic3eLad 6 years ago

@Lamentation stop calling people twats

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Y_O_R_D 10 years ago

The fuck?

Nosaj 10 years ago

Wow what the fuck

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

That escalated quickly.

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

Why are 27% of people so cruel for such a small thing?!?!

Lamentation 9 years ago

because some peoples parent are dead anyway

Deadpool920 11 years ago

What is it with these questions and killing parents

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago

19% of the people in which have answered this question are... I quit.

verydelicious 3 years ago

22 now

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dolphinlover609 11 years ago

i pressed it. go ahead, send me h8

SemiIsback 8 years ago

YEAH!!!!! TOATLLY

CorrosiveStar0 9 years ago

That moment when you flip your shit because you didn't read the last reason.....

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

YEAH FUCK MY MOM AND DAD there not my real parents im adopted 😭😭😭😡

WinterSasha 9 years ago

batman joke on you. my parents are dead

Olinn2000 9 years ago

i don't have parents the died when i was 5.I saw them dead on the floor

Olinn2000 9 years ago

this is no joke

pro jovan 10 years ago

I already eat without fat JA JA JA

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

M00nIght Jesus fuck

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Takokat 10 years ago

I never get fat anyways

TheKingLucario 11 years ago

HA my parents are already dead wait that's not funny

Hendrich Attila 13 years ago

I'm Batman.

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago

Help Me Humans I"ve Somehow pressed a button and I"ve turned into a fire breating dragon help me change back

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CÃntia Lira 13 years ago

Harsh one. I really like to eat...

Anders Yoong 13 years ago

whoever made this need to go to a mental hospital....

Lamentation 9 years ago

No No they don't Some peoples parents are already dead you twat

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autocar66 10 years ago

But i <3 my parents... but i <3 food :(

The-Pope 6 years ago

YOOO 23% are evil

TixyTac 11 years ago

good thing I already have that problem but if u kill ur parent who buy the food if you are still that age sry u will be hungry

TheNensy 9 years ago

27% press the button...

Jellybean240 11 years ago

Wat! NO.

NicoLugo 8 years ago

3 questions already about eating and not getting fat. The glory of having a fast metabolism. Already have that ability

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

7872 pressed the button. WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM

DankWarrior420 11 years ago

downisde?

Roce 10 years ago

Balance you're choices here.

JaggedJeans 10 years ago

But I'm freaking skinny lol

JaggedJeans 10 years ago

Nope not pressing that button

Lionel Wfi 13 years ago

21% Yes I'm done

0ppl233 last year

evil 22 percent

UltraArceus3 11 years ago

Who would kill there own parents for FOOD?! (You 27% are psychopaths)

LalalaSHUTUP 8 years ago

Helllllllllllll nah!

Smexy Smoo 11 years ago

How the f*ck do you guys get "posted 46 years ago"?

Helpmeplease 5 years ago

I now know that there are at least 17377 psycho-maniacs in this world

DontPushTheRedButton 11 years ago

....people who push this button need help....

Scherp mes 11 years ago

25% off the people kills there parents?... This world is so bad. :-(

Nathanismename 10 years ago

I'm already fat

KatieBlundell 9 years ago

I can already eat what ever I want and don't get fat, my metabolism is amazing.

BarkingDoggy 11 years ago

Some people are sadists.

1125662 10 years ago

I murders my brother

ProfessorP 6 years ago

i already have high metabolism so haha suckers i didnt even need to kill my parents

Glowing Headphones 11 years ago

Why will you do that?

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