If I press the button, I can just not use it, and keep it as a get out of jail free card for if I'm kidnapped. What's that? You stabbed me and locked me in a cage? Well I'm taking that knife, stabbing you, becoming briefly immortal due to your death, escape, and boom like it never happened.
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Zmallmanz10 months ago
Bait child predators to a secluded location and kill them. Use immortality to evade police and steal guns to continue my spree. Kill corrupt police and gangs. Kill corrupt government officials. I will change the planet and put it on a better path
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JamesTheBoi13 years ago
For all of you that, for some reason, pressed the button, keep in mind, immortality may seem good, but it’s worse than what it sounds like, but why? Well, first, you must say goodbye to your loved ones, second, you could feel depressed because of your choi...[Show full comment]
Solves the problem of not being able to die when you want to
carson184 years ago
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OtakuFeels9 years ago
Workin the execution rooms in prison.
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Sarah Mae-Rose12 years ago
Sweet. I get to live for as long as I want AND I can erase the scum of the earth like a reaper. And if I ever wanna die, I just gotta stop killing. I fail to see a downside.
carson184 years ago
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Well i see immortality and i think no, but then i think immortal serial killer, seem"s fun.
carson184 years ago
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Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
I.... Just ONE more dilemma involving immortality and I'll lose my shit
carson184 years ago
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Sophia Deggans12 years ago
sooo... voldy dude.
no press.
carson184 years ago
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კლáƒáƒ ისრლრრუ12 years ago
Voldemort pressed the button
carson184 years ago
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Justin Skiles12 years ago
49% need worse morals
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Stanley Grayson12 years ago
So basically a win win then?
carson184 years ago
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Angel Eyler12 years ago
no downside.
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Randy Paul Osieczonek Jr.12 years ago
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
carson184 years ago
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Shadow_Ultimate3 years ago
Upside?
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emily<39 years ago
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Karma Le'Chibi-lolita Shiori12 years ago
not seeing a downside here....
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Asdfthepoop7 years ago
Join the middle eastern wars
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SrCell9 years ago
Don't say nothing about don't murdering ants or any other insect. So GG.
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ShadowKittyCat8 years ago
Immortality wouldn't even make me happy. So no.
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Superwholockland10 years ago
I LOVE murder
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Loopholes_galore7 years ago
Ant/fly killer
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atjpatatatj9 years ago
But if you're put in jail for murder you can't kill people and you will eventually die anyway
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lh00009 years ago
doesn't say how many murders.. i say it's one murder to keep immortality heck there isn't even a time limit to how long you have to kill a personn
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asassydaisy10 years ago
no downside...
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LötGurke4 years ago
It"s normal life, but you can make it longer
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party114409 years ago
Bye bye Justin beiber
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skullcakez9 years ago
I hate the thought of being immortal. You'd have to see everyone you care about die while you keep living on. that sounds really terrible to me.
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Bossinater439 years ago
I pressed the button just so I could have the ability. I don't want to be immortal, but if I ever did, I could change my mind.
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Adriel Berrios12 years ago
I would just be in jail forever I don't want that to happen
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IABF5 years ago
How long can you last if you don't murder
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Henry-McCliff9 years ago
Meat-processers are needed also...
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Maxmaxmax8 years ago
So ur a vampire
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Mafiapenguin9 years ago
Be in the military work at Cargill be in the mafia
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Dragon27Celestial7 years ago
I will evil peeps
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KHdude9 years ago
just kill the ants
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ImaginationNation7 years ago
No downside
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Nick_bulgar9 years ago
kill putin, kill every member of the islamic state, I LIVE FOR EVEEEEEEER!!!
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