Will You Press The Button?

shinsekailast year

I will kill those sinner with a power of god, it's just not me who do it. I will created a humans that would change the world granted highest technologies and rules the world from the shadows. Keeping the peace, fight violence with violence, eliminate acts...[Show full comment]

Caribou3 years ago

This feels either contradictory or a cleverness challenge. I don't much like not being able to kill sinners though.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want I shall make the rules null and void

MJgamer747 years ago

Wait... it said you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT with it... but then it puts rules? And that’s basically restricted power with no downsides bc you can’t use power to help yourself with no power anyways.

PikaZoEmFUnTImE8 years ago

I mean well you will be able to help your family survive with making wishes for ther needs

Childisbumbu4 years ago

Hm... well, if I'm god, I can change the rules of the agreement to how I"d like it to be, it doesn’t help me until it"s done, therefore bypassed

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

it"s a free trait, take it with out hesitation.

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

without

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

That is like getting rid of like half of his powers what am I some sort of half god. Am I Peter Jackson?

Orkazzz7 years ago

Percy johnson maybe

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belle297 years ago

so ? beats having no powers at all...

Badasswaffel8 years ago

Oh so you can do nothing that"s cool

Wiggo7 years ago

I mean why not? Nothing bad happpens If I press

Zach Newell12 years ago

well technically you couldnt directly help yourself, but if you made a pile of money in a random forest and just happened to find it afterwards then... ;)

Purplerevolution7 years ago

it said in any way possible

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EXCESS8 years ago

fuck society

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

I'm then the devil🙅🙅 DISSED

Benjamin Istaqa12 years ago

i would make a world where people puke rainbows every time they hear Justin biebers name and have to hug 5 people a day and morgan freeman tells you bed time stories

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No, your idea of "fun" is WAYYYYYY different from mine.

Maximilian SchÃ¶nbÃ¤ck12 years ago

there is no god so there also is no power

Lucario99064 years ago

I understand and agree w/ what you"re saying as I myself am atheist, but this is talking about the powers of a hypotheical god if they did exist.

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Alivia Eve Melino-Getz12 years ago

There are so many loopholes in this.

Chris Voss12 years ago

so basically you have none of gods powers

Stormy Rudolph12 years ago

Light Yagami does not approve.

Fun1Awesome210 years ago

never said you could make someone else kill that person

bobthebogan8 years ago

"cannot kill those who have sinned" give them redemption yet still punish them? or keep them locked somewhere till the end of their days

WriteShootEdit9 years ago

I'm powerless because god doesn't exist. Shit.

Barrac O Bama9 years ago

if someone jumps off a roof a "magic" pile of pillows appears ;)

DrummerNeptune10 years ago

Solve the world's problems, it doesn't stop anyone from dying, and it won't help yourself if you keep the suffering

VkMaster_9 years ago

I can give the power to someone else to help me or kill someone

MrColdHands-myBoyfriend7 years ago

Can I still kill people tho?

evilkitty17511 years ago

wtf is the point of having this power then

thelocalcannon9 years ago

changes everyone"s gender that wants it changed enjoy

Brony4life48059 years ago

I would make the world like equestria but no one would remember earth and their memories would be ponyfied:)

navashark2 years ago

go to an alternate universe where the downside doesnt exist. easy press

Fray10 years ago

Your consequences are invalid, because I'm a god, and I can do what I want.

jockymocky139 years ago

Thats not bad so fuck u

TheOOOF5 years ago

Powers of god? Remove the downside and help youself :)

Branden2310 years ago

THE QUESTION CONTRADICTS IT SELF!

Skywinner228 years ago

Make a world were every street the are super hot girls and they are ready to have sex

Orkazzz7 years ago

Why do christians and atheists always fight here, i as an atheist. Think the idea of god is little crazy but if you believe in him then you do you! If christians think its crazy to not to believe in god then just let me do me!

TheGinger0710 years ago

problem: so i CAN kill babies, but not seriel killers? wtf kinda question is this?

RedVexeD8 years ago

Nope, this defeats the point of being a god. I want to do whatever the fuck I want with my power. And why can't I kill people who"ve sinned? So I can only kill the innocent? OH. ISEEWHATYOUDIDTHERE.... Lmao

pencilcreeper9 years ago

Downside?

Shafie12119 years ago

Well atleast it doesnt disturbed my death-list.....ouhh justin! Where are you?!

kohlilast year

i will transfer the power to a trust one so we both will have the power and i will make him do these things

Luckmas9 years ago

If i cant use it to help myself i cant do whatever i want with it ...

mlittlejohn77710 years ago

Do I get the wisdom of God?

FORCEWolf8 years ago

I’m just here to make you hungry

EmmaIsamazing7 years ago

I am hungry like really hungry I want those frys

Dat!atias9 years ago

It said you could do anything with the power so ha (turns everybody into latias's) :D ITS A DREAAAAAMMMMMM

Unicorn1119 years ago

I am an atheist soooo............

Username110 years ago

Loophole: I can do whatever I want

serrato129 years ago

just change the button's effect

skinkwhip11 years ago

I tried to build a closet from ikea now im missing my liver and i have a hammer shoved up my anus i got my dick caught in a shredder once ãƒ½(â—‰â—¡â—”)ï¾‰

Best name9 years ago

Can I change what the button says and leave it for somebody else but "accidently" fall on it?

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