Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

You can have the power of god and do whatever you want to do with it... but NOT!

Caribou 5 years ago

This feels either contradictory or a cleverness challenge. I don't much like not being able to kill sinners though.

shinsekai 3 years ago

I will kill those sinner with a power of god, it's just not me who do it. I will created a humans that would change the world granted highest technologies and rules the world from the shadows. Keeping the peace, fight violence with violence, eliminate acts... [Show full comment]

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want I shall make the rules null and void

MJgamer74 8 years ago

Wait... it said you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT with it... but then it puts rules? And that’s basically restricted power with no downsides bc you can’t use power to help yourself with no power anyways.

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago

That is like getting rid of like half of his powers what am I some sort of half god. Am I Peter Jackson?

Orkazzz 8 years ago

Percy johnson maybe

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PikaZoEmFUnTImE 10 years ago

I mean well you will be able to help your family survive with making wishes for ther needs

BaiyueKunlan 9 years ago

it"s a free trait, take it with out hesitation.

BaiyueKunlan 9 years ago

without

belle29 9 years ago

so ? beats having no powers at all...

Badasswaffel 9 years ago

Oh so you can do nothing that"s cool

Childisbumbu 5 years ago

Hm... well, if I'm god, I can change the rules of the agreement to how I"d like it to be, it doesn’t help me until it"s done, therefore bypassed

Zach Newell 13 years ago

well technically you couldnt directly help yourself, but if you made a pile of money in a random forest and just happened to find it afterwards then... ;)

Purplerevolution 8 years ago

it said in any way possible

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Wiggo 8 years ago

I mean why not? Nothing bad happpens If I press

EXCESS 9 years ago

fuck society

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago

I'm then the devil🙅🙅 DISSED

Benjamin Istaqa 13 years ago

i would make a world where people puke rainbows every time they hear Justin biebers name and have to hug 5 people a day and morgan freeman tells you bed time stories

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

No, your idea of "fun" is WAYYYYYY different from mine.

Maximilian SchÃ¶nbÃ¤ck 13 years ago

there is no god so there also is no power

Lucario9906 6 years ago

I understand and agree w/ what you"re saying as I myself am atheist, but this is talking about the powers of a hypotheical god if they did exist.

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Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago

There are so many loopholes in this.

Chris Voss 13 years ago

so basically you have none of gods powers

Stormy Rudolph 13 years ago

Light Yagami does not approve.

Unicorn111 11 years ago

I am an atheist soooo............

Username1 11 years ago

Loophole: I can do whatever I want

Panumdomine 3 months ago

So... I can't do anything that is beneficial to myself, I can't save people from death, and I can't kill evil people. So, the only things I can really do are things of no consequence. Anything I do that benefits anyone could potentially save them from dyin... [Show full comment]

serrato12 11 years ago

just change the button's effect

skinkwhip 12 years ago

I tried to build a closet from ikea now im missing my liver and i have a hammer shoved up my anus i got my dick caught in a shredder once ãƒ½(â—‰â—¡â—”)ï¾‰

Best name 10 years ago

Can I change what the button says and leave it for somebody else but "accidently" fall on it?

Brendan Driscoll 13 years ago

Just because you can't stop someone from dying doesn't mean you can't help anyone. Someone's feeling depressed? Bamb, snap your figures and you made them happy. Not technically saving any lives, but you sure made someone's day better.

SE617 3 years ago

Then just kill a sinner normally, then use your god powers to help escape the police

toybonniefan40 11 years ago

Stupid

abcedarian 10 years ago

I smell a Castiel conspiracy

ARandomBeaver 6 years ago

don't these directly contradict each other?

BO0OMZ 11 years ago

What's the point of the powers then?

MrMeow123 9 years ago

I would be a evil god / demon and I would convince all mortals to commit suicide then I wouldn't be killing anyone?

LagginDragon 11 years ago

But I'm God...

RedTheFox 10 years ago

You could give someone a bunch of money then ask for some. Loopholes.

Donderpants 11 years ago

Limitation's, not downsides.

ollz112 10 years ago

Why wouldn't someone press, is it that Hard to se friends (for example) happy. Btw i would have created a fantastic communist world <3

megamanrules123 11 years ago

I will make sinners braindead.

Jake Parmenter 13 years ago

If I can't stop them from dying I can at least make sure their last wishes,no matter how absurd are carried out... worth it imo.

idkwhatmynameis 5 years ago

My first command: This button has no downside

Fredy418 11 years ago

hello?

TheAnimefreak 9 years ago

you can actually override the consequence of this button ......... you are basically a god

Mark Duggan 13 years ago

It says I can do whatever I want...

Takexcover 10 years ago

well that ruins anything that I would do with it besides mess with a lot of people

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quickstirke 9 years ago

When PUSH comes to SHOVE... GO WITH WHAT YOU WANT!

Minecraftersguide 11 years ago

So you can kill someone that hasn't sinned?

Cinnamon_Shard 10 years ago

Restrictions mean not a god

Lurufim 2 months ago

So I will do everything so that all good is returned to me in return, because I bring technical benefits to others, not to myself. All sorts of dark deeds can also be accomplished not with one's own hands and mind, but with those of others.

mewtwothefox 11 years ago

so, I have god's powers, but I can't use them?

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