Get everything you've ever wanted
but
Your life span gets cut in half
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0 2 years ago
Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ... [Show full comment]

CybaWrecker 2 years ago
the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes 8 years ago
Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free
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Paul Welsh 13 years ago
what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah 5 years ago
half-infinite lifespan lol
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Яеарея 11 years ago
Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 11 years ago
Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins 9 years ago
If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben 10 years ago
What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Leora Calamaro 13 years ago
Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon 6 years ago
I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes
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Sevi1010 8 years ago
Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas 8 years ago
Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski 8 years ago
It only gets cut once right ... 😒

OblivionBringer 9 years ago
No, Ryuk!

thooney thao 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation 8 years ago
You can have anything so boom

COBCoburn3 8 years ago
can buy 5 hour engry drank

John Callahan 13 years ago
I want the sorcerer's stone.

Flameshot 10 years ago
I want to double my lifespan.

RazIsGaming 2 years ago
and if I've always wanted a long life?

shinygold 11 years ago
i want to live forever LOOPHOLE!

uncleltr 10 years ago
Live forever.

Futur_Planet 3 years ago
I always wanted to be immortal until the end of the universe... Ah fuck... Half of the time until the end then.

Shadow Death 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name f... [Show full comment]

Epicloler22 9 years ago
Just get something that can reverse time and give you the ability to control your age.

Ehxno 5 years ago
What if a newborn baby who is about to die presses the button

Knaxo 11 years ago
Shinigami Eyes?

Swareagle02 9 years ago
I had pressed a button earlier that gave me immortality

CMHammond 11 years ago
I want to live forever. I want to be able to come back from the dead. After I come back from the dead, I want it to count as a new life. ...etc I want everything else I wanted.

dominic1226 10 years ago
what if you want immortality until you want to die

xiaobudiansheng 5 months ago
包括寿命

illWURminati 11 years ago
BUT IF I HAVE ALL I WANT I WANT TO HAVE FULL LIFESPAN :D

Cody Walters 13 years ago
Increase my lifespan. Checkmate.

Яеарея 11 years ago
Why can't you just get immorality

Analbum Cover 13 years ago
I'm 48. If my lifespan got cut in half, I'd be dead.

Lily Howard 10 years ago
I want my current life span doubled. Done!

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
I want to become an immortal god of the underworld so than I can oversee everyone"s lifetime wishes DIE!!! (not) because I can resurrect my dead family and friends. B)

KaliKat 11 years ago
I got inmortality so it basically works!

OfficialYoriichi 4 years ago
Win win i dont want to grow old

Razor 11 years ago
Have a 10 lifespan, gets cut to 5 billion!!!

KAI_HITWARI 6 years ago
Shinigami eye deal,lol

marebear 11 years ago
WHAT IF YOU WANT IMMORTALITY

Bko 10 years ago
I wanted to double my lifespan

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
i wanna live for 200,000 years lol

Home Brand Cereal 10 years ago
Always wanted shigami eyes

WheresTheUpside 2 years ago
Longer life I wanted

696661337 11 years ago
Get life

B0$$@tr0n 10 years ago
So people just don't think( did)

Mammot 3 years ago
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Adrenill 11 years ago
What if you pressed the button to be immortal? Then it can't be cut so.. Loophole

Malachi 5 years ago
I want to live to be 2000 years old.

Umbreoness 11 years ago
What if I wanted to be immortal? Oh wait someone already posted that. #ORIGINALMATERIAL
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