Will You Press The Button?

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

700 teleports. Congratulations, you just ended the human race!

Puggy 2 years ago

900*

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Mace Windu 11 years ago

Humans are sort of cockroaches...we fuck up the earth...treat other animals like shit...sooooo yeah no problem

Alphadeer-Phoebe-Apocalypse-McAntler 4 years ago

okay, you'll end up in hel-

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AlexanderP04 10 years ago

This is stupid. You would eradicate the human race after 700 teleports!

Migdin1 9 years ago

750 teleports actually

AquaF1ame 11 years ago

No i might kill someone I care about, so no

xxXScrubXxx 11 years ago

you guys are heartless

Alphadeer-Phoebe-Apocalypse-McAntler 4 years ago

I won't press the button, and I agree with you.

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jshaw71 9 years ago

No thanks

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago

This solves overpopulation.

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Yeah but you could accidentally kill someone you love. Note that the question says random.

Rerun24 11 years ago

Isn't that the entirety of the human race in one jump?

Migdin1 9 years ago

After 750 telports, There will only be a few humans left on the planet, less than 10 million. After 751 teleports there wont be any more.

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Bryan Rowland 13 years ago

i don't see a down side i help make everlasting word peace and i get super powers

JustinSpencer 9 years ago

Oh hell yea

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Johannes RieÃŸ 13 years ago

the fuck? 10000000 is a LITTLE BIT over the top, dont you think?

aderyderp72 10 years ago

yep. like u said THE FUCK?!?!?

Ana Condulet 13 years ago

well that's a dillema

Kyle St Pierre 13 years ago

i would teleport a couple times and population is no longer a problem.

Flydrop98 10 years ago

You mean superpopulation? I agree.

AntOnTwig 6 years ago

the reason why 2020 is so bad is bc we raided area 51

joeg1214 11 years ago

do not care

LtPsychic 9 years ago

yeah fuck that I use that 700 times R.I.P human race dumb ass. what was that question

BeRsErk 12 years ago

Teleport to a place where you can control everything. Give yourself the ability to make wishes. Make yourself immortal. Bring the 10,000,000 random people that were suddenly killed back to life.

xxXScrubXxx 11 years ago

thats kinda impossible

Karrotminer_ 10 years ago

Are you stupid you can press the Button and nobody will die

Dominique9325 9 years ago

You are sick bastards!!!

Christian SÃ¤nger 13 years ago

i'd do it just for the lulz

lildoomkitty 10 years ago

Are you included in the possible ten million?

YuriMaster03 8 years ago

*teleports 350 times* now I'm basically Thanos

ButtonPresser666 11 years ago

What if one of the random people who die is you!

FrenchyFry 4 years ago

Finally world peace will be reached

Chess_Player 8 years ago

downside?

keithstone 11 years ago

Iam too lazy to go the fridge `teleports' huh there's nothing in the fridge mom can we go to the store ... mom ....mom ?

blondielocks24 10 years ago

I can't lose because I hate people

Yazdhan Maaz 13 years ago

Yolo

Mewline 9 years ago

I dont have to use the power

Mr. Judge 11 years ago

1. Genocide. 2. You can be one of those people. 3. If you're (un)lucky enough, human race can go extinct. GG 11/10

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all.

imavirginnn 6 years ago

Well, Time To Teleport 767 times. Farewell Homo Sapiens :)

LLCOOLJ 11 years ago

I pressed the button because I'm Jeff the killer sis so GO TO SLEEP

lolcj 10 years ago

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ProfessorHidgensStan 7 years ago

Yeah, but... it"s optional. It never says you HAVE to teleport even once in your life, so you have the option to use it in situations where the outcome of you teleporting outweighs the deaths. Although there would be a small chance that you would die.

Sammichology 11 years ago

We have 7 Billion ( 7,000,000,000 ) + people on the earth, a population problem... And a power. SURE WHY THE F NOT!!?

Panifex 9 years ago

21223 people are absolutely fucking insane

DragonLover63 12 years ago

by doing that you can eliminate sweaden... cruel...

CraftKraft 8 years ago

well that got dark

connermckay 11 years ago

I'm not heartless, that's if I use my power. In a super world-threatening emergency I would use it

JohnnyCena 9 years ago

Ooh win win

Mike Robert Drew 13 years ago

TelePort To The Fountain Of Youth

Shibbity 2 years ago

teleport once, let people start grieving, then teleport to the grieving site and violate the bodies

SadisticalValkyr 10 years ago

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