I don’t make eye contact, dang it! What’s in it for me!?
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JaydenSchweitzer9 years ago
Ya but if we stopped suicide then u couldn't kys and u should
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Posik6 years ago
pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever
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Bossitronio201410 years ago
Quality over Quantity, amirite?
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Mac Zilla10 years ago
What if I live to be 200?
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darkpineapple9 years ago
make a scientist happy enough to make a potion of invinsibility
Banzai278 years ago
Joy= doing the impossible now
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qdh2 years ago
每天注视工厂里的工人,田间里的农民,全世界受苦的人
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OwenVaughn9 years ago
FACK MY LIFE I MASTERBATE FOR A LIVING
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bxdri5 years ago
Look in the mirror and I'll be happy too, quality of life > quantity of life
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sharky_marky9 years ago
I already pressed to be immortal
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KDKDragon8 years ago
Well shit.
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TheButton1019 years ago
Look in a mirror
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abcx9 years ago
Halved in... what? Length? Size? I know, sadness, right! :D
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Trollmaguy124 years ago
HIPPIE NONSENSE NEEDS MORE ALCOHAL. ONLY DOWNSIDES
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idkwhattoputhere6 years ago
so its like the eye deal for shinigami eyes in death note but they happy
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odjack10 years ago
I want to live a full life
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darkpineapple9 years ago
already pressed the button to never go above 30 nice try
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andrewls67110 years ago
I'd rather live half a good life than all of a a bad one.
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FFFS2 years ago
I can’t make eye contact comfortably
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SydDuning9 years ago
I have no life so... win win.
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seriously_smart5 years ago
drugs??
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AhmetSabir8 years ago
Well free money i guess cuz if they are happy they are more than happy to give me money right
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Thespam9 years ago
Copy and paste this to 10 places or die
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Hera9 years ago
I"d rather live a short and sweet life
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AMONG_US3 years ago
Looking to evryones eyes asap so before i die i shall give happiness to evryone
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IDONTFREAKINGCARE6 years ago
If u did not click the button this is for u. TOU SELFISH LITTLE BITCH IF YOU CLICKED THE BUTTON YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM SUICIDE AND BRING PEOPLE HAPPINESS IF THEY HAVE NONE BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO GET HALF OF YOUR LIFE BACK. YOU GOT HALF A LIKE AND STOLE MILLIONS OF LIFES
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phangirlscryinginspace10 years ago
i see no downside
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CoolMLGuy9 years ago
If you make happiness in those who are lonely and sad, they might turn out to be a bodyguard so you can't die
It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here9 years ago
How... exactly.... would a body guard stop you dying from, i dunno, a disease? You"re life span is halted, not someone is going to kill you
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Zero915x10 years ago
if ppl have been 50 year olds then they will instantly die before looking into anyone's eyes. so dont if u r middle-aged or whatever
Bossitronio201410 years ago
They mean if you are meant to live for 17 more years, you'll live for 8.5 more instead.
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