Will You Press The Button?

tastybacon5 10 years ago

assassinate cancer

LastMercy 8 years ago

Yes JO... because you can have something that doesn't even exist anymore

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lrb150 11 years ago

I am surprised on how little people hate Kim Jong Un.

GreenPhoenix 8 years ago

I hate him

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i8sumpi 11 years ago

Donald Trump. Do it for the world

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

@DanielGamingReturned I am from the future FUTURE, and he lost this time lol

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Michael Dailey 13 years ago

fuckin... I'll just assassinate them myself

Standartbriish 4 years ago

why not just... say no?

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SamBaum 9 years ago

the world would be better off with out me anyway

Dos1023 9 years ago

But what if I want them to for slow so they regret ever fucking with me. Is that a little dark?

Dos1023 9 years ago

*to die slow* fucking auto correct

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

I"d keep it untill they make a cure for cancer. LOOPHOLE

Pommesbudenwerfer 11 years ago

24% are terrorists. NSA are you watching? Pls catch this guys

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago

*Facepalm*

pow9009 11 years ago

KILL THE PRESIDENT!!!!! than they will assassinate me

ConerJDavidson 9 years ago

Nah kill everyone you can and get super cancer yay maybe you get powers from the super cancer.

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Messmaker 12 years ago

Beiber. Then go out I. A blaze of glory as an experental pilot

CJ Pontus Ã…kerlind 13 years ago

I will take one for the team and kill JB.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

U my hero

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Bryan Ross 13 years ago

i'll take this power, and guard it for the majority of my life, if i ever even use it at all

Alice Rightmyer 13 years ago

Um... so basically Hell Girl.

Julie Ott Mosbey 13 years ago

justin bieber guys. and cancer aint no thang. 5 years we will have a cure haha.

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

Still waiting on that cure

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Aaron is here and bored 10 years ago

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AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

ENOUGH WITH THE BULLS**T WISH TEXTS.

AceCakee 11 years ago

I got no enemy I prefect. Eveyone luvs meh :3

deathnoah 10 years ago

No. I don't love you. I just ruined the correctness of your dumb comment

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

I'll assassinate them myself...

TheWatermelonWarrior 12 years ago

NotMedicine, you do realize that that's treason right?

Bamboo968 9 years ago

It said slow it didn't say how slow. It could take 10000 years

MissRika 10 years ago

LOl what if I want to assassinate myself?

Titouan 9 years ago

Assassinate your cancer

Yolo420 11 years ago

NNNNOOOOOWWWWWWW

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago

you didn't say how slow

Robster4911 11 years ago

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GalaxyBrainLoopholes 5 years ago

assasinate everyone including myself (which would bypass the slow death of cancer part)

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Just do it yourself, I don't wanna die because I didn't think it through!

GlutNy 9 years ago

I already pressed a button where i cure cancer.... anywhoo..... Ezio, kill trump for me

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago

I don't wanna kill anyone!

jmanthedestroyer 11 years ago

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skeletraz 10 years ago

.... We all have cancer. If you mean malignant cancer then I won't press the button. Otherwise imma get free powers with no downside!

apieceofgarbage 9 years ago

joke"s on you I want to die.

study0728 last year

以命搏命，则敌必怯矣

DarkEevee2 9 years ago

Why not myself.... #DED

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

What if I choose myself?

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xX_Nibbaquickscoper360_Xx 6 years ago

I'll get rid of cardi b then cancer is gone

oldnotweak 12 years ago

no its not treason to kill a tyrant dictator who is currently committing treason

pOtAtOaLiTy 9 years ago

Trump is worth it

happylego91 10 years ago

Immunotharapy. I get to kill Donald Trump and only have a 5% chance of death?

EdgyPotato 10 years ago

Push the button, then run to the doctor to find and remove the cancer

Gravious 4 years ago

Kill someone and get karma instantly? no lol

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

I will just commit suicide before I get cancer

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Sometimes i am glad these dont really work.

Melite 9 years ago

Suicide. Duh.

Jadister 10 years ago

Fuck you Trump.

Riley Warton 13 years ago

I would know this, and I would ask them to kill me, therefore avoiding the cancer itself.

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

no no no no no no,I wont have anyone die..its bad enough THERES A FUCKING WAR and donald trumps wig

Blastronaut360 9 years ago

These "no downside" scenarios all have downsides

Maypaws 5 years ago

Ah, reading the comments on these types of questions is a treat. Always ripe for childish political arguements and flame-tempered young"uns who hate everything in the current generation including themselves.

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